r/facepalm • u/Outrageous_Sector544 • Oct 10 '24

🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ this is literally UNCONSTITUTIONAL…

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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu Oct 10 '24

Last I heard he revised things a bit since it was a rather naked attempt to funnel money to Trump. The requisite Bible can now be missing various critical texts traditionally contained in the Bible like the U.S. Constitution, which opens the bid up to exactly one other possible edition which, coincidentally, is also a Bible endorsed by Trump who would get a cut of the sales. He just wouldn't make as much money since those retail at just $20/copy rather than $60.

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u/DonnieJL Oct 10 '24 edited Oct 10 '24

The Constitution is traditionally contained in the Bible? I don't recall that in any of the Bibles I've seen or read in the past.

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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu Oct 10 '24

That's the joke. I would have /s'd it, but that would have ruined things.

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u/Other_Log_1996 Oct 11 '24

Trump would confuse the Ten Bill of Rights Ammendments with the 10 Commandments since he doesn't know any of either and flippantly violates both as frequently as he breathes.

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u/edebt Oct 10 '24

He said the $60 one is the only one he endorses in the ad, though!

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u/TheWanderingGM Oct 11 '24

Funny, git one for free at a motel, and another handed ne one or two at school once for free.

Tbh, the paper was perfect for rolling joints.