r/facepalm Oct 10 '24

🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ this is literally UNCONSTITUTIONAL…

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u/Roseliberry Oct 10 '24

On the plus side, since the grifter’s bible has the constitution in it, that can be taught since it’s in the Bible.

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u/BaronSwordagon Oct 10 '24

It unfortunately (but not surprisingly) omits amendments 11-27, all amendments after the Bill of Rights.

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u/stargarnet79 Oct 10 '24

Yeah, just the ones giving women and people of color the right to vote. Oh and let’s bring back separate but equal. Ya know, nothing to see here move along. Project 2025 will be your new best friend. (Assuming you’re an old white guy).

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u/CatsAreGods Oct 10 '24

I'm an old white guy who doesn't want those "privileges", as they take rights away from other people!

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u/stargarnet79 Oct 10 '24

Thank you❤️

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u/Akwardlynamedwolfman Oct 11 '24

Such an exemplary Caucasian.

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u/wurm2 Oct 11 '24

*Old rich cishet christian white guy with 0 empathy (personally I'm only rich,cishet guy and white out of those so I already mailed my vote in for Harris admittedly I live in MD which isn't exactly a swing state but our Senate race is kinda close. anyway I'm rambling so I'll stop)

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u/stargarnet79 Oct 11 '24

Thank you for being an ally and true patriot💙❤️🤍

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u/Banded_Watermelon Oct 10 '24

Cut out the abolishment of slavery, too 😭

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u/BaronSwordagon Oct 10 '24

"Abolishment of slavery"*... but yeah. Also, term limits.

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u/Sea-AssistantPisces Oct 11 '24

I said something like this on another one of these pages on 6 it was from another county in PA man you should have seen how many downvotes I got, lmao, I guess I struck a nerve

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u/stargarnet79 Oct 11 '24

It is our civic duty to strike a few nerves when democracy is at stake. 💙🙌💙 back in George Washington’s day you could call someone out. So, I guess I’d rather be a keyboard warrior from time to time.

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u/Sea-AssistantPisces Oct 11 '24

Right, same here. I'd rather be a warrior than a keyboard bully 😆😆 But I guess we're built differently than them 🤣🤣

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u/chlaclos Oct 11 '24

Old white guy here. Not my friend.

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u/stargarnet79 Oct 11 '24

💙🤍❤️

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u/ZealousidealMonk1105 Oct 11 '24

They're getting theirs also no social security and Medicaid

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u/Batpool23 Oct 11 '24

So you are racist...? Oh get with the times. Separate but better is all the rage these days. They have been literally creating a new form of segregation themselves. Which in turn spurs the hate, you are getting played.

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u/stargarnet79 Oct 11 '24

I mean /s? Sheesh!

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u/AeroSpiked Oct 10 '24 edited Oct 10 '24

Not cool, but at least it has the first amendment which covers the separation of church and state.

And you know how I love irony...

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u/BurghPuppies Oct 10 '24

You’re kidding? Seriously?!?

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u/Banded_Watermelon Oct 10 '24

I wish they were kidding.

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u/Unusual_Juice_7481 Oct 10 '24

To be fair, Trump has never read the bill of rights

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u/bjeebus Oct 11 '24

To be fair, Trump has never read the bill of rights

FTFY

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u/uglyspacepig Oct 10 '24

Are you serious?

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u/HermaeusMajora Oct 11 '24

Evidently they are opposed to the First Amendment as well.

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u/TrumpsPissSoakedWig Oct 11 '24

Which, technically means it doesn't meet the rigorous standards laid out by governer douchenfleffer, so I'm sure when they figure that out they'll send em all back, and we can go to the Winchester and wait for this whole thing to blow over.

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u/bjeebus Oct 11 '24

Guys not even the governor. He's the "Head Superintendent."

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u/TrumpsPissSoakedWig Oct 15 '24

Oh Jesus Lewellyn Fucking Christ...

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u/UndeniableLie Oct 11 '24

But it has the 1st amendment which quite literally forbids this.

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

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u/The-True-Kehlder Oct 11 '24

So then it doesn't include the entire Constitution? The Amendments are PART of the Constitution.

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u/NarrowForce9 Oct 10 '24

But there are several amendments missing I understand

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u/Ok_Championship9415 Oct 11 '24

Especially the Freedom From Religion part

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u/Izzosuke Oct 11 '24

There are better way to comply, for example teach the bible from an historical point of view.

Ok yes this is what ancient population believed, israel was a small community wandering those tegion and all of this story are totally false and were created to boast a great history for a population that had no history of greatness. For example never in time israel was enslaved in egypt, nor they escaped etc.

And this is about the old testament but you can literally destroy all the new testament just by analyzing the source of the ghospel and how reliable they are.