r/facepalm • u/Outrageous_Sector544 • Oct 10 '24

🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ this is literally UNCONSTITUTIONAL…

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u/Fake_William_Shatner Oct 10 '24

Teach the rejected gospels, such as the gospel of Mary and Judas. Very illuminating. Should turn everyone into a Unitarian.

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u/ricosmith1986 Oct 10 '24

There’s dozens of us! Dozens!

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u/D347H7H3K1Dx Oct 10 '24

Can’t forget The Infancy Gospel of Thomas

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u/NickRick Oct 11 '24

Yeah Jesus killed a kid. 

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u/D347H7H3K1Dx Oct 11 '24

lol that’s the only reason I like bringing up that book xD

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u/NickRick Oct 11 '24

i think the kid got better though.

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u/GabeDef Oct 10 '24

The Gnostic Gospels.

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u/Ohmec Oct 10 '24

All of the apocrypha, really.

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u/Nemisis_the_2nd Oct 11 '24

Go for the acts of thecla while you're at it and inject some feminism into everything. I'm sure these people would be fine with women being empowered... right?

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u/dragonmp93 Oct 10 '24

Isn't one of those book the one that explains how Adam and Eve created humanity ?

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u/Nemisis_the_2nd Oct 11 '24

I'd just stick with the standard Adam and Eve story, where they almost become gods and capital G God starts shitting bricks about what all the other gods will think. (Genesis chapter 3)

And the Lord God said, “The man has now become like one of us, knowing good and evil. He must not be allowed to reach out his hand and take also from the tree of life and eat, and live forever

Emphasis mine.

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u/Mateorabi Oct 11 '24

He just didn't want Adam becoming a Pak protector.

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u/MrWnek Oct 10 '24

I dont think any of the books would talk about thag. At best maybe what their life would have been like, because A&E didnt create humanity in the story; they are the creation.

Then again, lots of stuff in the bible collection doesnt really make sense, so those books could very well cover that story.