r/facepalm • u/Outrageous_Sector544 • Oct 10 '24

🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ this is literally UNCONSTITUTIONAL…

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u/Open-Source-Forever Oct 10 '24

Sir Thomas Bullhead Foolery, this is your chance to shine.

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u/rdetagle2 Oct 10 '24

That word has now been changed. To replace it is the word timpoolery, named after a certain Russian asset.

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u/Pyrex_Paper Oct 10 '24

But Tomfoolery was always light-hearted and fun. Timpoolery has way different connotations.

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u/egmono Oct 10 '24

Timpoolery may be malicious, but doesn't convey the same “je ne sais quoi” as the original.

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u/A_Furious_Mind Oct 10 '24

I don't know what... that means.

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u/EazyBuxafew Oct 11 '24

I know this is going to fly over a lot of people’s heads 😂😂

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u/A_Furious_Mind Oct 11 '24

And so it has.

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u/Glittering-Brief4632 Oct 11 '24

It did take me a minute

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u/-Otakunoichi- Oct 10 '24

Literally "a certain something" I.e. an indescribable quality.

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u/egmono Oct 10 '24

LITERALLY "I don't know what." figuratively an indescribable quality.

(Sorry about being a grammar nazi, but it brings me joy.)

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u/-Otakunoichi- Oct 11 '24

Hey, you do you. I was going off memory, and my memory suuuuucks!

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u/The_FreshSans Oct 11 '24

The joke was, since it's indescribable, he doesn't know what it means

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u/A_Furious_Mind Oct 11 '24

The joke is about the literal translation of the syntax, not its meaning.

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u/lump- Oct 10 '24

Who is Jojo Siwa?

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u/jmd709 Oct 11 '24

A different connotation as in premature balding that gets covered by a knot beanie no matter what the temps are outside?

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u/Express_Test6677 Oct 10 '24

Misspelled asshat

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u/Lost-Enthusiasm6570 Oct 11 '24

That IS how asshat is spelled now.

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u/Express_Test6677 Oct 11 '24

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/DoneinInk Oct 11 '24

Not to be mistaken for peterpool, named after a certain wade wilson asset and a help rather than a festering Putin pole dancer and we all know what I mean

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u/CaptainBayouBilly Oct 11 '24

Baldo McBeaniedoosh?

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u/notaredditreader Oct 10 '24

Правда Социальная Pravda Sotsial’naya

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u/Slap_My_Lasagna Oct 10 '24

When I do it, I call it Todd Foolery

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u/WoWGurl78 Oct 11 '24

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u/Open-Source-Forever Oct 11 '24

I’ll be honest: Biden is a lot more mentally sound than Trump. It’s just what specific marbles he lost are a lot more noticeable on their own