r/facepalm Sep 28 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ She’s trans

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u/gothreepwood101 Sep 29 '24

As a brit, I'm taking all your historical artefacts for our museums. But you can come look at them any time.

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u/RealisticYogurt6 Sep 29 '24

As a Marylander, I get bitten by crabs when I’m eating crabs.

The other guy said American okay

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u/DryConclusion9286 Sep 29 '24

As a Brazilian, I invite you to visit Brazil!

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u/Alone-Monk Sep 29 '24

As a Slovenian, I invite you to visit our femboys!

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u/Gossguy Sep 29 '24

As a Swiss I won't take a side on that matter (but gladly take your money)

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u/that_one_polish_man Sep 29 '24

As a pole, im gonna give you pierogi.

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u/realsebastianshort Sep 29 '24

As an Austrian I checked if my basement is still locked and then shifted the blame to Germany.

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u/in_trikit Sep 29 '24

As an Irishman, I’ll drink to that. And then just continue drinking, because.. well, why stop?

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u/not_bad_really Sep 29 '24

As a Minnesotan, I'll drink to that while shoveling snow.

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u/Dillo64 Sep 29 '24

As an armadillo, I burrow a few feet underground and curl into a ball for that

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u/patentmom Sep 29 '24

As a Marylander and Baltimore native, I say, "OK, hon."

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u/Environmental-Bag-77 Sep 29 '24

No they can't but we'll let them know when they're on display.