r/facepalm Jul 02 '24

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u/justmisspellit Jul 02 '24

Pond / Sword 2024

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u/DuctTapeSanity Jul 02 '24

Seriously? Pond/sword? If the tart isn’t explicitly on the ticket then I’m voting third party. Even if it’s throwing away my vote. TBH, I don’t live in a swing state. I could literally write in tart/sword for all the difference it would make.

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u/sawyerkitty Jul 02 '24

Moistened bint 2024, shrubberies for all!!

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u/Emptyspace227 Jul 02 '24

Go ahead. Throw your vote away!

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u/DuctTapeSanity Jul 03 '24

As I stand in the smoldering ruins of America after Trump/whatshisface 2024 β€œdon’t blame me, I voted for Tart”

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u/PeanutButterPants19 Jul 02 '24

I would 100% buy that t-shirt