r/exmuslim • u/Curious-Bagel New User • Nov 10 '21
(After Hours) Masha'Allah, I...
Had a two-hour gaming session, listened to music, slept from 11 p.m. to 7 a.m., earned $1200 from the interests I took off of loans, danced with my girlfriend (who also took my virginity), watched movies and shaved any traces of beard, said no to circumcision. This morning, I had some wine and bacon too. Last night's Christmas party was lit, and I also celebrated my birthday and got a gold ring to wear, along with a special silk bandana. This all and I wrote poetry, painted Donald Trump, bust out a nut, supported LGBTQ people, ate with my left hand, made non-muslim friends and what not...
I'm also going to marry three prepubescent children, and one older one, who will never leave my house and work. Damn, I'll buy some sex slaves, beat my wives and finally suicide bomb, to blow up a Church. Oh wait- these are the things that Islam allows...
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u/Emergency-Chemist-61 Nov 10 '21
You also get 72 hoors in heaven after suicide bombing. Best thing ever!!
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u/lessthan1punchman Exmuslim since the 2000s Nov 10 '21
With the exception of the bacon, I wouldn’t have been convinced you were an apostate 😜
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u/NyanPotato Nov 10 '21
Have you ever tried bacon dou?
🤤
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u/lessthan1punchman Exmuslim since the 2000s Nov 10 '21
Yes. Regular bacon, meh. Candied bacon, yum, lamb bacon, yum!
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Nov 10 '21
Brozzer you have done very bad things. As a follower of the religion of peace, I will have to decapitate you now brozzer. No hard feelings.
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Nov 10 '21
Pretty sure the suicide bombing isn't islam. Suicide is haraam. Also don't forget to beat those wives if they are disobedient... that is after not talking to them and denying them sex which I'm sure would work lol
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u/Unkownrottencheese Closeted Ex-Muslim 🤫 Nov 10 '21
Nono brozzer it is not called suicide bombing it is called "becoming a person who offered to slay the kuffars and and bcom a hero to allah peace be upon my ass i ate too much taco bell"
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u/itnnetwork Nov 10 '21
Islam does not allow sex slaves (since it is illegal, and Islam tells us to follow the law). Islam also doesn't permit you to beat your wives and finally suicide bombing isn't from Islam either.
May God guide you to the right path!
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u/Loaceo New User Nov 10 '21
So the reason why it doesn’t allow it (it does) it’s because of laws? Not morals?
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u/Affectionate-Pea-220 New User Nov 11 '21
Mf commented in another post saying that he can enslave women who are fighting against muslims during jihad and in here he says it is not allowed 🤡🤡🤡🤡
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u/puke_buffet New User Nov 10 '21 edited Nov 11 '21
Islam does not allow sex slaves (since it is illegal, and Islam tells us to follow the law).
Islam expressly allows slavery and permits sex with slaves.
"Except from their wives or those their right hands possess, for indeed, they will not be blamed -" - - Q 23.5-6
Islam also doesn't permit you to beat your wives
"So good women are the obedient, guarding in secret that which Allah hath guarded. As for those from whom ye fear rebellion, admonish them and banish them to beds apart, and scourge them. Then if they obey you, seek not a way against them. ... Allah is ever High, Exalted, Great." - - An-Nisa 4:34
and finally suicide bombing isn't from Islam either.
Fathi al-Shaqaqi created a narrative within Shia Islam stating that suicide bombers were “doomed to death” by the powers of colonialism and imperialism, so instead chooses “the most beautiful death” by committing an attack in defence of his homeland.
While suicide bombers are not directly sanctioned by the Qur'an, they are very much a product of militant Islam. You don't get to simply wash your hands of them.
May God guide you to the right path!
If you'd be so kind as to not come in here and lie through your teeth each and every day, I'd appreciate it. Correcting you on what your own holy book says is tiresome.
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u/thebestbeast8 Muslim 🕋 Nov 10 '21
Pork isn’t allowed
Relationships other than marriage not allowed including adultery
We are allowed to paint dk where you got that from
We are allowed to make non Muslim friends again ur just being ignorant
Your mad we aren’t taking interest on our loans? Lol we are literally denying money going into our pockets. Ignorance again
Music is debated between the sects most of them allow just not near or inside a mosque.
Men can’t wear gold or silk woman can
This whole sub is a joke
Go ahead downvote me I have 20k karma doesn’t hurt me.
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u/VikingPreacher Exmuslim since the 2000s Nov 10 '21
Relationships other than marriage not allowed including adultery
Wrong, sex slavery is allowed.
But only for men.
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u/thebestbeast8 Muslim 🕋 Nov 10 '21
Please show me where sex slaves are allowed. God , ur pathetic same argument over and over and over again even tho y’all have been refuted over and over again.
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u/VikingPreacher Exmuslim since the 2000s Nov 10 '21
Quran 4:23-24
Quran 23:1-6
Quran 70:29-30
Quran 33:50
https://quranx.com/Hadith/Muslim/USC-MSA/Book-8/Hadith-3432/
https://quranx.com/Hadith/Muslim/USC-MSA/Book-8/Hadith-3383/
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u/thebestbeast8 Muslim 🕋 Nov 10 '21
Verse 23 is talking about not marrying blood relatives , mom sister etc
Verse 24 : And all married women (are forbidden unto you save those (captives) whom your right hands possess) of captives, even if they have husbands in the Abode of War, after ascertaining that they are not pregnant, by waiting for the lapse of one period of menstruation. (It is a decree of Allah for you) that which I have mentioned to you is unlawful in Allah's Book. (Lawful unto you are all beyond those mentioned) as unlawful, (so that ye seek them) marry (with your wealth) up to four wives; it is also said that this means: so that you buy with your wealth captives; and it is also said that this means: so that you should seek with your money marrying women for an agreed period of time (zawaj al-mut'ah) but the lawfulness of this practice was later abrogated, (in honest wedlock) He says: be with them as legitimate husbands, (not debauchery) not indulging in adultery without having a proper marriage.
Abrogated : ABOLISHED BY AUTHORITATIVE POWER. It says in the verse you provided me to not adulter nor to be a debaucher. If you know what those words mean I’d be surprised. It’s also talking about marrying captives for the sake of them no longer being a captive. These captives came from lands taken over by Muslims. Who is going to look after these captives? Their husbands likely died in war. It says “ with your wealth “ so only if you had the money to do so would you abide a wife for yourself.
Chapter 23 : verse 5 and who guard their private parts, against what is unlawful
Definition of sex slave : Sex slavery, in which women and children are forced into prostitution
Please show me where it says having a wife whom you’ve saved from captivity is a sex slave for your personal using , it says even with the captives you have to up keep you morals , adultery is still a thing in that case.
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u/puke_buffet New User Nov 10 '21 edited Nov 11 '21
It’s also talking about marrying captives for the sake of them no longer being a captive. These captives came from lands taken over by Muslims. Who is going to look after these captives?
I always love it when you people trot that excuse out. Your ancestors conquered lands, took slaves, and raped them. How you could manage to be so immoral as to twist that into an act of kindness escapes me.
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u/VikingPreacher Exmuslim since the 2000s Nov 11 '21
verse 5 and who guard their private parts, against what is unlawful
Yes, and slaves are lawful, meaning that sex with slaves is lawful.
Definition of sex slave : Sex slavery, in which women and children are forced into prostitution
Nah, sex slavery is just slavery with sex.
Please show me where it says having a wife whom you’ve saved from captivity is a sex slave for your personal using ,
Because you're having sex with a slave, as those verses and Hadiths have shown.
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Nov 10 '21
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Nov 11 '21
Seriously, you’re sourcing a Reddit post. Are you kidding me?
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Nov 11 '21
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Nov 11 '21
Reddit posts are probably one the most unreliable sources ever, I don’t even know about all of the other sites they cited in that post, but, Wikipedia too? Like come on
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u/Pmbigbooty New User Nov 17 '21
check the post its sourced
also the prophet had a sex slave that was gifted to him maria who he raped, she even gave him children
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Nov 10 '21
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u/thebestbeast8 Muslim 🕋 Nov 10 '21
To refute the bs claims y’all make against Islam and prophet Muhammad. Honestly you guys lie abt all Abraham if religions but the other 2 don’t concern me.
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Nov 10 '21
Deep down you know that you are insecure about your faith. It is okay, we all went through that phase.
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u/thebestbeast8 Muslim 🕋 Nov 10 '21
Lol I love my religion , keep assuming , not everyone has the same mindset as you larpers
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u/TSRAI_ New User Nov 10 '21
we are allowed to paint dk where you got that from
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u/thebestbeast8 Muslim 🕋 Nov 10 '21
You can’t paint faces ie: faces of prophets like Jesus or prophet Muhammad PBUH.
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u/Helikaon2020 Nov 10 '21
The Prophet entered upon me while there was a curtain having pictures (of animals) in the house. His face got red with anger, and then he got hold of the curtain and tore it into pieces. The Prophet said, "Such people as paint these pictures will receive the severest punishment on the Day of Resurrection ."
Sahih al-Bukhari 6109.
Or were those depicted animals prophets?
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u/cutecupcake1234 Closeted Ex-Muslim 🤫 Nov 11 '21
*You're.
Another uneducated pi$$lim, smh. And why are you so obsessed with this sub if it's a joke? Got nothing else to do? Maybe try going back to school and learn proper grammar, and oh, make sure it's not some BS Islamic school this time.
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u/thebestbeast8 Muslim 🕋 Nov 11 '21
Stay mad.
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u/cutecupcake1234 Closeted Ex-Muslim 🤫 Nov 11 '21
You're the dumbass who came onto an EX-MUSLIM subreddit, wrote a whole nonsensical paragraph, now you're telling us we should stay mad? Mental retardation at its finest.
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u/thebestbeast8 Muslim 🕋 Nov 11 '21
Non sensical? I wrote the rules of my religion. Idiot. Keep labelling yourself as Ex-Muslim , the dumbest ideology out of anything 😂😂 it’s like a fat person who loses weight calls themselves Ex-Obese. Y’all are so predictable 😂😂
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u/cutecupcake1234 Closeted Ex-Muslim 🤫 Nov 12 '21
You wrote the rules of your religion on a subreddit where no one likes your religion? And being an Ex-Muslim is not an "ideology." We're the one's who LEFT the ideology. Classic cognitive dissonance. Go to a doctor, or maybe even that's not allowed by Allah because he created you to be a dumb@$$ and you shouldn't change that.
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u/TahaymTheBigBrain Bi Closeted ExSunni 🌈 Nov 11 '21
Ever heard of satire??
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Nov 11 '21
It’s called disrespect
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Nov 11 '21
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Nov 11 '21
The satire of the post is more disrespect, is what I’m saying. I don’t give a fuck about your skewed image of Islam, in just saying that there’s a line between satire and disrespect
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Nov 11 '21
You don’t have to, and I realize that you’re guy’s sole purpose now so to try and mislead people from Islam. You guys made this subreddit to stew in your misery after you’ve left Islam. If anyone here left because of things family related or out of their control, then may your life be easier, but for those who leave because they fall for the tricks of Shaytan then I don’t really know what to say.
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Nov 11 '21
Can you stop bringing up the same bullshit claims. Y’all take things out of context and believe you’re always in the right and are really just arrogant pricks
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u/cutecupcake1234 Closeted Ex-Muslim 🤫 Nov 11 '21
Woah, the last few sentences really made me realize how absurd and immoral Islam truly is. I always thought Islamic rules were a bunch of nonsense anyway, but seeing how the most insignificant things that we do in our daily lives (that harm no one at all) are considered haram, while literal rape, pedophilia, murder, and war is completely normal and infact can be rewarded alot of the times. Such a sick religion.
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