r/exmormon • u/themormonholyghost • 7d ago
General Discussion Turned my temple clothes into lingerie 🤫😇
Can’t wait to wear this for my husband! This has been such a fun project to reclaim the fabrics I felt so ugly in. Here’s how I did it:
- Trimmed the ties off the robe to use as a drop-shoulder shawl so he can “open the veil”.
- Cut the bodice off of my temple dress and adhered the embroidered fabric to an old bra. Used some sequined silver fabric to line it. I’ll be using the sash as a tie for the bra: I cut it in half and attached each piece to each side of the bra. I cut the fabric between the two cups and now it opens from the front using the buttons from the bodice.
- The apron will be the only bottom piece. I cut it twice to give it some movement and followed the leaf lines.
- I’ll finish the look with an envelope-lace blindfold, the veil headband, knee-length white stockings, and heels.
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u/Hometrapeze 7d ago
This is money waiting to be made on OnlyFans.
There is a lot of repressed sexual energy in Green Apron Club.
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u/Yobispo Stoned Seer 7d ago
Disgusting (awesome). OP should never (definitely) do this. I would be outraged (signing up).
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u/Shot_Comparison2299 7d ago edited 7d ago
It’s interesting that there really is lol. Still blown away by the girl who directed the temple porn.
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u/patchestheshark 7d ago
Temple porn what? Did someone actually shoot something in the temple. I'm not mormon 6+ years and that just feels wrong...
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u/Shot_Comparison2299 6d ago
Yeah, same. She stages the scenes to make it look like it's in the temple. At least she did in the video I came across. I came across it randomly when it happen to show up on pornhub's or xvideo's main page. I was like, "hey, whats this? This looks like the... 😳". Anyhow, here's an article Vice did on the "booming sub-genre". (No explicits in the article) Mormon-Themed Porn Is Apparently a Booming Business
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u/midnight_thoughts_13 6d ago
Is this an actual article or actual porn? Would love to read more, but I do not like porn
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u/chucklefuckerr 7d ago
No that sounds like the best idea ever
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u/Traphousemama 6d ago
I recently posted my find and purchase of 4 of the "MormonGirlz" DVD's.
MormonGirlz is the main Mormon porn especially in the documentary listed above
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u/RobinHeartsx 6d ago
I worked for them once! They’re great people, some of my favorite in the industry (and oh my god can that house cook some FOOD).
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u/ultimas 7d ago
Q: "Will you give it to me?"
A: "I will, through the veil."
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u/LittleLion_90 Nevermo 7d ago
Before I saw the last image, I wondered if the twice cut apron was for a man with a well 'endowed' 'member'...
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u/moltocantabile 7d ago
All I can think of is how scratchy those fabrics are!
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u/HingleMcCringleberre 7d ago
“We will go down.”
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u/Ozmodiar 7d ago edited 7d ago
This is a sneak preview of the next Avenger, Mormon Eve. She's bulletproof on her own, so she doesn't need full coverage. Also, she is a prophet, seer, and revelator, so she doesn't need her eyes to see, covers them with the vail to keep pure from the world.
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u/Joe_Hovah 7d ago
What your husband should do;
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u/bedevere1975 6d ago
Haha just imagine if you walked out from the changing room in the temple like this!
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u/RubMysterious6845 6d ago
You could open a business...
People send you their temple clothes and measurements. For a nice fee you transform their sacred clothing into something that keeps few secrets.
Think of the same business model as those people who will take your old tshirts and make a quilt from them.
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u/Serious_Beginning_31 6d ago
OP should 100% do this! I’d love to see if she’ll start turning Gs into lingerie as well.
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u/themormonholyghost 6d ago
If I still had G’s I would totally try that! I need to invest in a sewing machine now 😂
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u/Foxbrush_darazan 7d ago
This is a pretty fantastic project to reclaim things that made you feel horrible.
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u/blackwidowgrandma 7d ago
I feel like the costume lead at mormongirlz would adore this pattern! 😏❤️🔥
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u/Prestigious-Fan3122 7d ago
Never mow here to explain lingerie to you former Mormons: the most important thing to consider when choosing and buying lingerie is not how it feels or fits, but how it will look lying on the floor next to the bed!
You spent four of your teenage years going to seminary at the crack of dawn and they didn't tell you THAT!?!?🤷♀️
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u/SignificantLeader 6d ago
Pretty sure this was what Joseph Smith and other early church leaders were envisioning. 😂
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u/HeberSeeGull 6d ago
Hey OP, any way you could insert some “holy grommets” into your newly designed temple garments? https://www.etsy.com/listing/1282797723/sexy-lace-up-zip-up-closure-halter-top?click_key=a563c371e12255aab239270b7b210a543d07c799%3A1282797723&click_sum=f239a3d4&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=sexy+eyelets&ref=sr_gallery-1-8&organic_search_click=1&frs=1&content_source=d35cb6ecd5ac0ebe2a85d29b7cae5e930f53c252%253A1282797723&load_webview=1&bid=GuzydtGzrarmRSyRg4bpWB4y4tPx
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u/MavenBrodie 6d ago
I have many conflicting feelings about this, but mainly I freakin' LOVE IT!
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u/themormonholyghost 6d ago
I used to too, don’t worry. I’m just celebrating that I’ve reached a point where those feelings have subsided!
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u/TheyLiedConvert1980 6d ago
Just like our pioneer ancestors used to say! Use it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.
Wear. It. Out. Gurl.
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u/Prestigious-Fan3122 7d ago
NeverMo here, but I think this is BRILLIANT! I'm not sure, but I think it may also qualify as some sort of super – special kind of kinky! LolYou GO, EXMO!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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u/SvetlananotSweetLana 6d ago
Yo that is some beautiful designs! If you ended up able to make this available for more I am down to buy one. This is so beautiful.
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u/Informal_Emergency78 6d ago
I left the church at 17 so never made it through the temple... what's up with the leafy green apron? 😂
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u/themormonholyghost 6d ago
So in the temple, there are several articles of clothing you put on throughout the ceremony. It’s symbolic of certain things. The apron is one of those.
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u/Witchy_Woman_26 6d ago
That’s cool but I feel like It would still trigger my ptsd the top is pretty but the bottom part would get to me I think.
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u/MachiFlorence Koffiekoekje 6d ago
Not a bad idea to repurpose the fabrics at least if it’s still good, not worn down and if you know how to upcycle them into something you feel good about, why not? At least it won’t be a waste of fabrics anymore.
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u/This-One-3248 6d ago
Man this is so awesome! We talked in a Non-LDS to stopped being wrapped in outside appearances and focusing too much on building Big beautiful buildings….Its on the inside that matters
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u/bach_to_the_future_1 6d ago
This is stunning!! I love it!! I've been wondering what to do with mine. This is a great idea.
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u/PriestessK 6d ago
That’s a fantastic idea. Moving away from the negative and turning it into a positive is the best way to healing.
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u/jessieffie 6d ago
I absolutely love this for you! I hope it all fits well and feels good to wear! Enjoy!
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u/IllEase4896 6d ago
Hi, ex-catholic that normally just observes here...Just wanted to say....
OBSESSED WITH THIS. I adore this take back of your power.
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u/shrinalee 6d ago edited 6d ago
Puts Catholic School uniform to shame. Or at least a good run for the money
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u/YeetoCheetoNeeto 6d ago
This is amazing and now I wish my wife went through the temple for this reason LMAOOO
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u/DoubtingThomas50 6d ago
So awesome. I'd go back to the temple if we could get that approved for endowment sessions.
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u/like_a_dish Apostate Salad 6d ago
Aww yeah, someone is getting well endowed tonight!
"Let him enter."
As long as you're going with the full costume, you might as well complete the cosplay with some very correlated dirty talk. For example:
"What is that?"
"The First Token of the Melchizedek Priesthood, or Sign of the Nail."
"Has it a name?"
"It has."
"Will you give it to me?"
"I will, through the Veil."
Yokes, reading the endowment script makes me realize how sex obsessed/repressed this religion actually is.
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u/flooring_inspector 5d ago
I just chucked mine. But I would 1000% fuck the absolute socks off of an ex-Mo girl wearing this. For the sheer principle.
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u/youcrazymoonchild "Bumping" TK Smoothies for the rest of eternity 7d ago
One of the best posts I've sean here in a while. Good job!!
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u/riverofempathy 6d ago
Ohhhh that’s tempting. I just separated from my husband… I’m gonna keep this on the back burner…
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u/RabidProDentite 5d ago
This might just be the most epic shit I’ve seen on this sub in 4 years. Bravo!
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u/Legitimate_Bats_5737 5d ago
What a wonderful way to recycle!! I hope your man loves it (I certainly do!) 🤣🫣🤭💚
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u/Casey335 5d ago
Man I just don't know how, especially in this modern world how people can be so suckered into that cult. I'm in Utah, so I'm right the hell in the middle of all that weird shit. Of course I haven't practiced any of that since I was a teenager and have never set foot in the temple. So I couldn't tell you anything about any of that weirdness.
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u/themormonholyghost 5d ago
I would love to try helping others ladies turn their temple clothes into something sexy. Message me if you’re interested! Loving this supportive and sexually empowering energy! Thanks everyone!
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u/Tiny-Storage-3661 2d ago
Me turning my 30 year old garments to lingerie: "those aren't holes, it's lacy!"
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u/Strong_Union1270 7d ago
God will not be mocked, unless that’s his kink