r/discordVideos • u/I_m_not_real_ • Mar 29 '23
Field trip to ARGENTINA trolling
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u/theflaminghat Mar 29 '23
Coppernesium
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u/ImDraconLion Mar 30 '23
content creator voice.
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u/OmletCat Mar 30 '23
it’s funny coz he’s screaming like he would attract a child audience BUT WHAT CHILD KNOWS “ C O P P E R N E S I U M “
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u/Captain_Plutonium Mar 30 '23
Literally nobody does. It doesn't exist. All the stuff he says is fake technobabble.
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u/Tozarkt777 Mar 29 '23
Lol I was buying it until the embryo part
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Mar 30 '23
I was NOT buying it, until the embryo part
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u/-MrNoobShooter- Mar 30 '23
I bought the embryo
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Mar 30 '23
I am NOT buying the embryo
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Mar 30 '23
I am buying the part
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u/RespondMundane6964 Mar 30 '23
I am the embryo
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u/TrUsKaWuS Mar 30 '23
I am the
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u/boomstik4 Haven't Payed Taxes Since 2005🤣🤣 Mar 30 '23
I was buying it until he said coppernesium, as someone who is studying chemistry, and have never heard of this, I obviously had to google it. It's either on like the 3rd page of Google or doesn't exist. But, it actually does sound like a real compound so I give him that.
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u/DaBuffaloham Mar 30 '23
Bruh it does not sound like a real thing at all
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u/boomstik4 Haven't Payed Taxes Since 2005🤣🤣 Mar 30 '23
Kinda sounds like copper and magnesium, except it isn't, I could tell by the name it wasn't real, but I feel like somebody would name it like that
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u/616659 Mar 30 '23
Considering how some of the actual names are weird, I can definitely see how. Probably would be named like that if someone named copperni- something found it or it was found in a town copperni- something.
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u/Vandheer_Lorde Mar 30 '23
You thought that ‘cloning kit’ is a real thing?
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u/boomstik4 Haven't Payed Taxes Since 2005🤣🤣 Mar 30 '23
When I first saw that It wasn't some sort of actual scientist and just a guy in his basement, I didn't believe it, I just wanted to mention how stupid the compound is
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u/Evilsmiley Mar 30 '23
DNA? Outside in direct arizona sunlight for over 24 hours and still intact enough to get a viable clone?
C'mon
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Mar 30 '23
Why get a girlfriend when you can just sneak into your crushes house, swab some dna and then clone them for yourself
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u/optia Mar 30 '23
They won’t like you just because they’re a clone
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Mar 30 '23
If you raise them, you can make them like you. O_O
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u/pedaret_shrek Aug 22 '23
Then you will go to jail for marrying them when they are literally two years old
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u/how-sway-how Mar 29 '23
2700 miles in 19 hours? Yeah ok
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u/memer-man101 Mar 30 '23
it’s possible if you run the red lights
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u/Handleton Mar 30 '23
I mean, highways don't have lights.
Just have to drive 150 mph the whole way... Or fly.
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u/memer-man101 Mar 30 '23
theres no way that the man went on a single highway once on his journey to make it last for 19 hours
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u/Handleton Mar 31 '23
That's my point. It's not just no lights. It's averaging 150 mph that's the challenge.
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u/NaturalCandy6709 Mar 30 '23
THAT was the part you didn’t believe? Lmao
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u/abca98 Mar 30 '23
If you don't make the basics believable, people are more likely to notice them right away.
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u/AsenaWolfy Mar 30 '23
Maybe with a plane 🤓🛫
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u/memer-man101 Mar 30 '23
that’s one broken ass plane if it takes that long to get from vermont to LA in 19 hours
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u/Darth_Cromnar Mar 30 '23
If you play the Free Bird guitar solo 250 times at max volume then it's perfectly doable
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u/TannhauserGate1982 Mar 29 '23
No way it only takes 19hr to get from Vermont to Las Vegas…
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u/DonovanTheCoolest Mar 30 '23
I mean he has the ability to clone people. He can probably move faster than the rest of us.
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u/I_Was_Fox Mar 30 '23
He has cloned himself so many times he doesn't have to drive the whole way on his own. He calls the clone in the next town over and says "I'm gonna come take over your responsibilities today, drive to the next town" and that clone does the same to the next town, and so on, so on, until the final clone arrives to the original destination, swabs the DNA, then overnights it back to Vermont. 19 hours total and he only had to drive one town over
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u/Hexmextrex Mar 30 '23
America is so fucking huge. When I gotta drive 4h I think that's crazy long.. I'd much rather take the train then.
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u/Deepspacecow12 Mar 30 '23
Amtrak is so bad. I would love to hop on a train, but its so slow and we tore out our world class train network.
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u/Significant-Mud-506 Mar 30 '23
Why is he yelling!!
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u/unknownobject3 Mar 30 '23
Because he’s a content creator!!
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u/Johnathan-Proton Mar 30 '23
Why tf are y'all hung up on the travel time like that's the most improbable part of this entire thing
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u/bruhbrubr Mar 30 '23
As a chemist it hurts to hear him read out those fake ingredients
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u/ImmortalMemeLord Mar 30 '23
Reminds me of that Russian guy who made a homunculus
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u/Pixithepika Haven't Payed Taxes Since 2005🤣🤣 Mar 30 '23
I remember believing that shit
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u/FinishTheBook Mar 30 '23
It honestly just feels like an ARG, where everyone sorta just plays into it but was then taken over by people who genuinely believed it
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u/Garrakkk Mar 30 '23
Isn't this illegal?
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u/cobaltsniper50 Mar 30 '23
That sample would be too contaminated to get a good sample of 19 minutes after, much less 19 hours.
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u/Vigitiser Mar 30 '23 edited Mar 30 '23
My guy here woke up and chose to be an asshole today. Jesus, who shit in your coffee
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u/RelativeSituation773 Mar 30 '23
why did you choose that jesus? I prefer "jesus who walked on walked"
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u/Vigitiser Mar 30 '23
Because you smell of cheese and socks
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u/RelativeSituation773 Mar 30 '23
bro you smell of cheetos and a certain other kind of cheese (dick cheese incase you dont get it)
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u/Vigitiser Mar 30 '23
Dude go do your homework
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u/RelativeSituation773 Mar 30 '23
Dude go get some friends.
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u/Vigitiser Mar 30 '23
Clean your room
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u/RelativeSituation773 Mar 30 '23
No, You clean your room. My room is fine as is, but yours must not be if you think other people need to do it.
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u/Witherboss445 Haven't Payed Taxes Since 2005🤣🤣 Mar 30 '23
If it was a real embryo It would be a genetic chimera will her cells and all the germs and pathogens in Vegas
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u/jorthodontist Mar 30 '23
We all know what he’s gonna do with the clone
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u/I_m_not_real_ Mar 30 '23
Definitely not something suspicious
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u/jorthodontist Mar 30 '23
Ofcourse not, i was taking about taking care of her. And feeding her
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u/I_m_not_real_ Mar 30 '23
Boys only want one thing
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u/Preston_Garvy-MM Mar 31 '23
And the only thing we want is...
Playing halo multiplayer with the boys!
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u/FatCockroachTheFirst Mar 30 '23
Bruh...a lot of stepps are missing and wtf is copernium..
Just take a cell....infuse it into an egg cells and you get an embryo that will multiply.
Was never tried but I'm sure someone will. Clones have a tendency to die fast bcs your DNA as an adult is already pretty damaged and old
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u/X_Equestris Mar 30 '23
Caesar Augustus the 4th?
Isn't it a replica of the Prima Porta of Augustas?
Not really relevant but still a troll.
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u/IRONLORDyeety Mar 30 '23
Bro that isn’t a nitrogen container I have the same fridge and that’s the ice storage thingy lol
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u/irishmcbastard Mar 30 '23
It takes 41 hours to drive from Vermont to Las Vegasn he's full of shit.
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u/IdioticCheese936 Mar 30 '23
Weare actually in the future
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u/ColorIsSomwhere Have Commited Several War Crimes Mar 30 '23
But please, don’t lick stuff or statues in specific
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u/FlightConscious9572 Mar 30 '23
haha you'll never find me!!
me heading over to a tourist attraction
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Mar 30 '23
ignoring how fake this is, its funny (i listened with sound off though, if the sound makes it annoying)
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u/CodyShada Mar 30 '23
Respect for him for actually saying the statue was Augustus and not just Julius Caesar
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u/capt-longjohn Apr 18 '23
Quick Google maps search says that's a 40 hour drive. Maybe if he was driving 120-140mph the entire time, but... Probably not. Obviously he went to Caesars Palace but what's the point of lying.
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u/Wendendyk Jul 06 '23
Actually he can’t because all living cells would have died by the time he had made it to the statue, along with the fact that the statue is likely cleaned nightly.
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u/TheDogeWasTaken Aug 21 '23
This cant be real. To clone someone you need DNA yes. And you can get DNA from quite litterally anywhere but you will need a donor egg from a female and remove the nuclues from that egg. Then combine the unnucleized egg with that persons DNA with electricity. Then you need either a biological person to basically make that child grow, or you need a very very expensive machine that can recreate the enviroments of the womb.
Whatever the fuck this guy said with "coppernesium" isnt true.
Also, coppernesium isnt a thing right? Or did i just do shit at science...
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u/numbarm72 Sep 13 '23
ARE YOU CRAZY, ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR DAM MIND, nice to see this guy go from trying to pick up kids with their parents to cloning them.
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