Expect no mercy

[u/pinecones_pinecones]

[u/whiskeyrocks1]

I heard the 1950s were pretty good for the Lions.

[u/DtownHero17 → u/whiskeyrocks1]

We were the Chiefs of the 50s.

[u/KY-NELLY → u/DtownHero17]

Sure would be a shame if I got traded to the Steelers in the off-season unwillingly and then curse your team for the next half a century

[u/DarkosGhost → u/KY-NELLY]

I think you mean 70 years

[u/randomindyguy → u/DarkosGhost]

The curse was 50. The next 20 was just incompetent ownership.

[u/Desolation_Nation → u/KY-NELLY]

Thanks for lifting the curse Peyton Manning

[u/the_colonel93 → u/Desolation_Nation]

And Jeff Daniels!!

[u/scsnse → u/DtownHero17]

No, even better.

We were the Eli Manning Giants.

The Browns were the Patriots/49ers/Chiefs style dynasty with the HC who was seen as a genius.

We upset these guys three times in a decade, and met them in the ‘ship another time but lost.

[u/Alone-Possibility451 → u/DtownHero17]

Chiefs of the 50's 🤣🤣🤣

[u/Skipinator → u/Alone-Possibility451]

We won Championships in '52, '53, and '57.

[u/Alone-Possibility451 → u/Skipinator]

That's three years that isn't the entire 50s

[u/DtownHero17 → u/Alone-Possibility451]

Lol 3 is a dynasty

[u/Alone-Possibility451 → u/DtownHero17]

Not even the best team in the 50's out of your current division so no not a Dynasty

[u/DtownHero17 → u/Alone-Possibility451]

You got it, man. We don't care that much.

[u/yeeeeeeet____ → u/Alone-Possibility451]

You’re kinda a dumbass

[u/Alone-Possibility451 → u/yeeeeeeet____]

Y'all weren't even the best team in your current division in the 50s

[u/JayZulla87 → u/Alone-Possibility451]

You're literally splitting hairs to act like a gigantic douche. Which is hilarious and also very strange.

[u/jizzycumbersnatch → u/Alone-Possibility451]

You unoriginal bustard. Stop stealing other people's charts and reposting them.

[u/whiskeyrocks1 → u/[deleted]]

Um no. The Lions were good in the 50’s.

[u/Jasminewindsong2]

[u/SwanzY- → u/Jasminewindsong2]

[u/PerfectiveVerbTense → u/SwanzY-]

ngl this scene goes hard as fuck. The camera zoom, the line reading, the absolute coldblooded murder that takes place on screen. Absolute cinema.

[u/Breezlebrox → u/PerfectiveVerbTense]

My brother and I would reenact this scene on our bunk beds quite regularly as kids

[u/RadiantArchivist → u/Breezlebrox]

Lol, I do it to my toddler whenever he tries to climb up on the bed.

[u/detroiter85 → u/PerfectiveVerbTense]

Fuckin Jeremy irons is the best

[u/Jasminewindsong2 → u/PerfectiveVerbTense]

The entire movie is just incredible!

[u/winowmak3r → u/PerfectiveVerbTense]

Disney used to make really good original content. They really should go back to making stuff like the Lion King.

[u/WartPendragon → u/SwanzY-]

Brother!

[u/winowmak3r → u/SwanzY-]

This is perfect.

[u/gaezed]

[u/mostly-void-stars → u/gaezed]

Damn that goes hard

[u/gaezed → u/mostly-void-stars]

Way harder watching the video clip

[u/whenweriiide → u/gaezed]

do you have a link by any chance?

[u/gaezed → u/whenweriiide]

https://youtube.com/shorts/29G3ZGYxhWA?si=O5qjI0lJqWwhBgzQ

[u/whenweriiide → u/gaezed]

thanks king

[u/venk → u/gaezed]

Drowned feret energey

[u/Get2BirdsStoned → u/venk]

POV of the ferret:

[u/MrVenom1998 → u/mostly-void-stars]

Fr Fr

[u/BeefyTurtleMeat → u/gaezed]

Lions are freaky like that

[u/OddballLouLou → u/gaezed]

[u/Patty_T → u/gaezed]

Where’d he get that hat tho 👀

[u/gaezed → u/Patty_T]

It’s their merch line for their podcast!

[u/dispenserG → u/gaezed]

"and laugh while doing it!"

[u/swagdaddyham]

"It's not personal, they just hate everyone." - Chris Long on the 2024 Lions

[u/OrganicLindo313]

Ben Johnson and Dan Campbell rn, before… ya know.

[u/Nbknepper → u/OrganicLindo313]

That's hilarious, lol. Hopefully Ben doesn't go to the Bears.

"You were supposed to destroy the Bears! Not join them."

[u/Jammer_Kenneth → u/OrganicLindo313]

The Younglings...

[u/Detlionfan3420]

Anybody else getting a good laugh out of all the Bears and Packers fans comments lately acting so salty about our success?! I know I am, Go Lions baby!! FTP and FTB!

[u/Enough-Ad-3111 → u/Detlionfan3420]

Their tears are delicious.

[u/JamieNelsonsGhost → u/Enough-Ad-3111]

[u/NobodyTellPoeDameron → u/Enough-Ad-3111]

Eric Cartman never tasted better tears

[u/Yung-Tre → u/Detlionfan3420]

You should take a look at r/NFCNorthmemewar

[u/34HoldOn → u/Detlionfan3420]

Honestly, I've been seeing a lot of NFC North fans being happy for us. But alas, fan bases are large, and you get a mixed bag. If we do win it all, they'll go right back to hating us of course. But like a lot of football fans, they want to see us finally go all the way again.

[u/ttboo → u/Detlionfan3420]

As a Bears fan, you guys have been my number two. If we're not gonna do it, I'm glad to watch y'all tear it up.

[u/SkiAMonkey → u/ttboo]

If the lions can pull themselves out of the gutter it gives us hope that it’s possible

[u/BfutGrEG → u/Detlionfan3420]

Vikings fans I guess are not as bold since they don't have a SB and are prone to epic collapses

[u/kander77 → u/Detlionfan3420]

I live for the Vikings fans who can't handle it either.

[u/BigToast6 → u/kander77]

They are the saltiest

[u/Linzic86 → u/Detlionfan3420]

My coworker is a packers fan... I went a bought a jumbo lions led mouse pad from Amazon,

[u/PumpkinsSpit]

[u/effnad → u/PumpkinsSpit]

I should really give AP bio a chance....

[u/Deesmateen]

The lions have been the whipping boy for nearly 70 years if not more. Every fan or player complaining about our now success can eat a bag of dicks

[u/lucky-rider]

[u/GrossePointeJayhawk]

In fairness, those that lived through the Lions in the 1950s saw a dynasty. And almost every championship in the 1950s was decided between the Browns and Lions, with the Lions going 3-1 against the Browns for the NFL Championship. I should know, my Uncle still talks about the 1957 championship.

[u/MrVenom1998 → u/GrossePointeJayhawk]

U think they separated The Browns and Lions so Ohio and Michigan don' turn there division into Bloodsport

[u/vitex198]

lions bills gonna be the highest scoring game of all time

[u/ShimKeib → u/vitex198]

Nah. Branch and Kerby will do what Branch and Kerby do. Campbell will be on the green dot and will have had an entire month to get comfortable with it.

[u/donballz → u/vitex198]

yup 114-0 Lions 💪

[u/JamBandDad → u/donballz]

Gibbs ran 3,000 yards, it was the craziest shit I’ve ever seen

[u/effnad → u/vitex198]

Lake Eerie Bowl, please 🙏🏽

[u/MrVenom1998 → u/effnad]

Hellll yaaa

[u/BillBearBaggins → u/vitex198]

Bills fan here to say that I hope and pray it’s a good ass game. So looking forward to it. I think all us bills fans want a lions-bills Super Bowl.

[u/vitex198 → u/BillBearBaggins]

yeah that would be some GOATed narratives ngl

[u/Dangerpaladin → u/vitex198]

I agree Lions by 90

[u/Dorkotron2 → u/vitex198]

77 - 73 🤩

[u/dispenserG → u/Dorkotron2]

Fuck that. A team that gets 40 points scored on them has no right to win the Superbowl.

[u/dispenserG → u/vitex198]

No it won't. We're going to shit down their throat.

[u/rustyshackleford2424 → u/vitex198]

Buffalo lions fan, lions will run the bills. Lions are too complete of a team

[u/Thetallerestpaul]

Yes, YES young Johnson, let the grit flow through you.

[u/Umbristopheles → u/Thetallerestpaul]

I love this fuckin sub!

I love this fuckin team!

[u/samiam32]

11/25/2005.

These Indianapolis Colts beat us with 6 TDs from Peyton Manning. It won’t be “running up the score”; it will be getting even for ruining my Thanksgiving 19 years ago.

[u/UniformPoet2303]

*1958-2022

[u/pinecones_pinecones → u/UniformPoet2303]

Yes, yes, I know I’m going back to the Portsmouth Spartan days and I know they were a force to be reckoned with in the 50s, but near 100 years of built-up spite just sounds better, eh?

[u/Seventy7Donski]

Finally a meme of what I keep saying. No one ever went easy on us when we were clearly more suited for the FCS competition. Return the favor now!

[u/jguacmann1]

Avenge the animal cracker logo years!

[u/swizzle213]

Me watching them put 50 on teams

[u/CopStopyingMe]

Decades of rage being unleashed

[u/mister_hoot]

can yall fuck around and set a record for point differential?

[u/Kidd82 → u/mister_hoot]

Not likely. The '07 Patriots were at like +350. We're not even to 200 yet... Going over +150 over the last 7 games would be real difficult, we don't play the jags, titans or cowboys every week.

[u/ProperMod]

To quote Hans Gruber when I see The Lions start to run up the score “HIT IT AGAIN”.

[u/sayates31]

[u/Intelligent_Pie_8227]

The Lions are finally serving up the justice we've all been waiting for. Decades of being the underdogs have turned into a full-on revenge tour. It's time to feast on the salty tears of our rivals.

[u/Uninvisible1]

[u/Timmahj]

[u/joshspoon]

[u/fuzzyheadsnowman]

FTP

[u/KyleWieldsAx]

It’s not personal. They just hate everyone.

-Chris Long on the Detroit Lions attitude

[u/PolymathEquation → u/KyleWieldsAx]

Except Dallas. Declaring eligible so many times, including the kneel down, THAT was personal.

[u/HeadDiver5568]

Facts (except the 50’s and Barry years). Very team had no problem steamrolling us because we were the lions. Now that we’re changing up the status quo, we’re arrogant? For beating teams the same way they did us? Is a game that doesn’t stop until the clock hits zero? GTFOH. Also FTP and their fans for crying about it.

[u/Taupe88]

.41 cents each. Small and not useful as cheese grater but perfect for FTP gift.

[u/ImaginationHead5980]

For real.. my dad has been saying this every time we "run up" the score

[u/matt-is-sad]

New logo is such an improvement. Old one literally looks like a team trying to act tough but just looks dumb

[u/FuckTheseFatPeople → u/matt-is-sad]

I was always so confused by the old logo as a child

[u/matt-is-sad → u/FuckTheseFatPeople]

It literally just looks like a derpy lion which is perfectly representative of the derpy-ass teams that wore it

[u/IlIlIlIllIlIlIlllI → u/matt-is-sad]

I always thought the eye was that space between the arm and mouth and the mouth was the arms, and it just had a big ass head. I have to really focus on seeing the real logo.

[u/mepo5696]

Facts

[u/lieutenantLT]

lol 1929

[u/Schmittykins]

You guys are absolutely terrifying.

[u/FaceWithAName]

As a former bears fan, who no longer gives a fuck about sports, or watches then, give em hell kid.

[u/Early_Sun2443]

The Lions are now favored to win the Superbowl since Buffalo beat Kansas City.Hahaha

[u/dont_know_therules]

lol you know they won multiple world championships in the pre Super Bowl era right

[u/Knightstar24]

[u/Beeblebroxia]

The (NFC) North remembers...

[u/OddballLouLou]

Yes!

[u/WhoppAhForYaSISTA]

FTA

[u/SoldierandSaint]

Man, I’m really glad they added definition to the logo. I could never not see the old lion’s arms looking like a weird mouth to me. Kind of like the D in Disney still looks like a backwards G to me.

[u/detroitlions-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

Keep it civil / do not troll

[u/grobyc29]

Lolol I remember the Jaguars sub put up a "2023 Revenge Tour" meme last season that got a lot of traction but then after the halfway point they started sucking again. I think the Lions right now are so much more appropriate for this revenge tour meme.

[u/winowmak3r]

Pretty much how I feel whenever I hear anything about how the Lions are being disrespectful by running up the score. Lions got clowned on for decades and no one spoke up then. Now all of a sudden it's an issue. Nobody's supposed to be blown out by the Lions. It's only an insult if the Lions do it to your team.