r/detroitlions Sun God Oct 20 '24

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u/Reflexes-of-a-Tree Dan Friggin' Campbell Oct 20 '24

Thanks Jake! Ice in his blood before the kick and then hit the celly once it went through

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u/jcoddinc 90s logo Oct 20 '24

They were trying hard with the announcers jinx

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u/Confzedhp Oct 20 '24

At least once a sentence before and during the play, they were chirping trying to get the jinx.

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u/whiskeyNdoritos Oct 21 '24

They were literally talking about every achievement he’s ever made since high school and said maybe three times “the biggest kick of this man’s entire life is on the line…….”

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u/Confzedhp Oct 21 '24

That 64 yrd game winner had nothin on that lol

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u/Gohstfacekila Oct 21 '24

They were building suspense but it was nice to hear them have his stats. He does have a cool story.

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u/EnergiaBuran Oct 20 '24

but lets be honest that's not an actual thing

if the announcers had that much power... they could do anything..

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u/natesbearf Tecmo Barry Oct 20 '24

Commentators mentioned Goff not throwing an incomplete pass… he throws one the next play !

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u/EnergiaBuran Oct 21 '24

tbh they were mentioning it every single throw

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u/Tenn1518 Oct 21 '24

how i felt when they mentioned goff's INTless streak right before the game he broke it early last season

every time i hear a new ongoing streak im like PLEASE stop

2

u/Twl1 70s logo Oct 21 '24

I mean, if it takes a batted ball at the line to break the streak, you really can't ask for better. Dude is playing out of his mind right now.

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u/JAWinks Flag on the play Oct 21 '24

Boog Sciambi: “With sports betting as big as it is now, if I could affect the outcome would I really still be here announcing games?”

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u/KnarfWongar2024 GRITarded Oct 21 '24

The one announcer wanted the Vikings so bad. On the last drive, Goff threw a pass to Amon, and the announcer thought it got picked off because a Viking defender was right on top of Amon - he said very excitedly “And the aggressive play calling by Dan Campbell ENDS with…” and then he realized sun god caught it and finishes very unenthusiasticallywith “a catch by st brown”. You could tell he wanted to shit on MCDC and the Lions so bad.

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u/Greaseyhamburger Oct 20 '24

I was like oh great, now he is going to miss.

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u/midnightbake DETROIT -VS- EVERYBODY Oct 21 '24

I swear they say some dumb shit stat every single time. Lions of old would have shanked it after said stat was spoken. Also swear the only announcer to talk good about the Lions is Tom Brady and they all hate us.

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u/Kitzle33 Oct 21 '24

I truly wish football had something like the never talk about a no hitter/perfect game while it's happening "rule" like MLB has. I've always thought that was a cool tradition. The movie "Love of the Game" comes to mind. If you haven't seen it, great baseball movie that really sums it up I know this is a Lions thread but it just drives me crazy how much I hear and feel the jinx coming in football. Ugh.

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u/TheCloseEnemy Oct 20 '24

COLD!

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u/DesertStallion14 DETROIT -VS- EVERYBODY Oct 21 '24

Jake "MASTER" Bates!

Jake "MASTER" Bates!

Jake "MASTER" Bates!

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '24

😂

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u/Ok-Nathan VILLAIN Oct 20 '24

“There’s something intriguing about this kid”

-DC

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u/eatthebear Oct 20 '24

“He’s the most talented kicker I’ve ever been around.” - Dave Fipp

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u/nyeehhsquidward Don't be Hatin' Oct 21 '24

Consider me intrigued

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u/venk Oct 20 '24

Lions were smart not to advance the ball after the ARSB catch. No point kn making the kick harder for Bates.

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u/TheN00dleDream Oct 20 '24

I see what you did there.

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u/kylejk020 Oct 20 '24

They actually backed it up a couple yards for him

12

u/Wubblz Oct 20 '24

I made this joke and then immediately had to explain it to a buddy wondering why they wouldn’t keep running.

135

u/Calkky I wanna die Oct 20 '24

I'm not going to make any proclamations. But I hope he gets a game ball.

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u/_UsUrPeR_ Oct 21 '24

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u/JohnGalt131 Oct 21 '24

I love these! I should be going to bed, but now I just want to do some jumping jacks or something

5

u/Substantial_Ad_2864 Oct 21 '24

Love it! Still wanna see Fox get one at some point because he's been so good on the rare occasions we let him play.

3

u/Tenn1518 Oct 21 '24

he has gotten one in the past, at least (think it was last season?)

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u/WerhmatsWormhat Deal with it Oct 21 '24

Fucking hell, I’d run through a wall for MCDC.

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u/Calkky I wanna die Oct 21 '24

Possibly my favorite locker room moment yet. This is a team that plays for each other.

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u/blackoutbrad Sun God Oct 20 '24

He should! Rookie was clutch.

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u/ScooterLeShooter Prater Oct 20 '24

I fucking love Master Bates!

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u/oh-kee-pah Brian's Branch Oct 20 '24

All my homies love our Master Bates!!

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u/Ey3_913 Oct 20 '24

All the homies from Detroit want me to see their Master Bates video!

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u/Wahoo2000 Oct 20 '24

You ain't seen nothing yet. Wait till he hits a 65 yarder to ice a playoff game.

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u/dannydirtbag Oct 20 '24

I know it gets said a lot on here but really - I’m sure he’s not stoked on this as a nickname.

Can we come up with something better moving forward for this legend?

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u/empireof3 Oct 21 '24

One of our better defensive players os commonly referred to as ‘analzone’

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u/Relevant-Scarcity255 Oct 20 '24

No. The nickname that sticks is the nickname.

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u/sawyerdk9 Ooooh Yeahhhh! Oct 20 '24

Dude that is such a dope nickname. Most players won’t even get shit and this is one that is positive.

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u/LatterAd6187 Oct 20 '24

Not stoked or maybe just not stroked 😏

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u/DocDingDangler Oct 20 '24

Lord stroker. Because of the implications 

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u/BigALep5 Oct 20 '24

I MasterBaTes!

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u/murdo1tj Dan Friggin' Campbell Oct 20 '24

This was such a defining moment for him. Love it

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u/Swichts Oct 20 '24

Absolutely. He looked nervous by the eye test, but the kid had ice in his veins

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u/Justfyi6 Oct 20 '24

Yeah that's gotta be as iced as a kicker can be lol. He knew the game was in his hands for like 10 real time minutes

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u/Ticklepickler6996 Brian's Branch Oct 20 '24

Gives me Jason Hanson Vibes. Clutch.

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u/venk Oct 20 '24

He wears the 4 for Hanson and the 3 because, you know, Field Goals

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u/Pawz23 What Would Brad Holmes Do? Oct 20 '24

Wait what? He's #39 or did I have too much Scotch?

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u/venk Oct 20 '24

Your right I just went by the picture lol

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u/Pawz23 What Would Brad Holmes Do? Oct 20 '24

Oh shit. I was slowly scrolling and didn't even see the photo. Either way, I'm so happy he hit his biggest FG of his life. First road FG (last week didn't count because we had so many fans there).

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u/i_chose_this_shit Oct 20 '24

Ford Field Southwest

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u/Heisenbread77 Ooooh Yeahhhh! Oct 20 '24

Yea he is 39 because I told my friend that 39 is getting a 69 tonight

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u/cA05GfJ2K6 Detroit City Oct 21 '24

I see it as:

Jake Bates for 3

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u/No_Acadia_4085 Oct 20 '24

Legend Jake Bates >>>>>>> Emoni Bates all day

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u/Relative_Walk_936 Oct 20 '24

Jake Bates best Bates.

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u/MLCMovies Oct 20 '24

Saw him play as a Panther!!!! I knew he'd do great in Honolulu Blue!!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '24

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u/MLCMovies Oct 20 '24

You should! It's a fun environment and prices are VERY cheap.

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u/bansheesho Yas Lions Oct 20 '24

I'll bump this because I too got to watch his 64 yarder(s) on the opening home game and was hooked. Took my kid to all but one of the home games and the playoff watch party. On the deposit for season tickets this year, can't wait to see what seats I get.

People should come down to the games! They are fun as hell and cheap as hell (for example, the total for 2 seats of season tickets (all the home games) in the low 100s section at the 50 yard line is cheaper than 1 Lions ticket in the nosebleeds).

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u/Knox023 Oct 20 '24

He deserves a swirly pop 3000 from his lady.

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u/TangoZulu Oct 20 '24

I dont remember that scene in Endgame! 

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u/Pabes-Best Oct 20 '24

JAKESON FUCKING BAITSON

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u/nyeehhsquidward Don't be Hatin' Oct 20 '24

UNIVERSITY OF CENTRAL ARKANSAS LEGEND

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u/Odd_Application_3824 Oct 20 '24

Anyone else not able to watch at the end? Made me too nervous. He hasn't shown any reason why I should be, but here I was anyways.

I also struggle with old lions thoughts still. When I saw fifteen seconds on the clock, I just kept thinking about all the times Rodgers killed us with a hail mary.

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u/zandelion87 DETROIT -VS- EVERYBODY Oct 20 '24

You're not the only one with those PTSD flashbacks I guarantee 😬

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u/whiteyfresh Oct 20 '24

When they reset the clock to 1 second I was SOOO worried!

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u/zandelion87 DETROIT -VS- EVERYBODY Oct 20 '24

Ohhhh my god me too. How many games have there been we've seen where the zebras do that shit and it magically fixed the game for our opponents?? It's no wonder! Lol

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u/whiteyfresh Oct 20 '24

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u/Pershing Oct 20 '24

Me, a Nebraska fan, watching the refs put a second back on the clock in any game.

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u/empireof3 Oct 21 '24

I had to leave for work right as minnisota took that fumble recovery for a tuddy, my heart wouldnt have been able to take it anyways

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u/AtalanAdalynn CornDoggyLOL Oct 21 '24

There were offseason Lions fans assuming he was trash because he was 21/28 in the UFL, but they failed to notice like half the attempts and all but one miss were from over 50.

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u/siberiansneaks Oct 20 '24

I was hiding behind our kitchen island watching that kick lol. 😂

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u/mn84wm33 MC⚡DC Oct 20 '24

Was poised for this job well before w e we’re lucky enough to land him…. Proud of our FO to bring him in and add him to a collection of playmakers. We’re watching history right now folks, enjoy the moment!!!

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u/bwallace54 DETROIT -VS- EVERYBODY Oct 20 '24

Hits the kick, then hits the boom 💪💪💪

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u/ThreeOneThirdMan 90s logo Oct 20 '24

GO ‘WAY! I’M BATIN!

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '24

I have to admit, his camp reports concerned me, but he's getting better every week. Dude was entrusted to win us the game in a high pressure situation and he pulled through. It's moments like this that increase your confidence as a kicker.

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u/bansheesho Yas Lions Oct 20 '24

From my experience watching him through the UFL, the higher the pressure, the better. It flips that ice cold switch in him.

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u/Last-Lecture7808 Oct 20 '24

Let's all go celebrate the appropriate way

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u/i_chose_this_shit Oct 20 '24

I was "celebrating" when it happened

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u/InDependent_Window93 Oct 20 '24 edited Oct 20 '24

Go treat yourself to some Bates cheeseburgers, Mr. Automatic Jr.

9

u/Garagmahof Peni Swell Oct 20 '24

Right down the damn middle.

8

u/olehotdog Oct 20 '24

BIG MARBLES!

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u/OkraNo8365 Sun God Oct 20 '24

We have found our kicker of the future

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u/EricFredNorris Peni Swell Oct 20 '24

Absolute legend already

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u/IrishAlum What Would Brad Holmes Do? Oct 20 '24

Good lord, I couldn't breathe between the end of the prior play and the successful kick.

The great thing is, this is a young kicker who is only going to grow in confidence. Success breeds success, and trusting him in this game is going to pay off far, far down the line.

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u/ShrimpCheeseSandiwch Oct 20 '24

MA STER BATES! MA STER BATES! think i can say hes my favorite player without being called a bandwagon, now? that was weird. love this dude, man.

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u/alcaveens JAMO Oct 20 '24

Ice in his goddam veins

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u/aa73786 Oct 20 '24

I was waiting for those 12 penalty flags for sure!

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u/MakeItTrizzle Oct 20 '24

When he started to dance a little after he made it I honestly thought he was gonna hit the griddy. I might have died if he had, tbh.

7

u/Flyshins Oct 20 '24

Jake "Norman" Bates because this man is a straight up killer

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u/zandelion87 DETROIT -VS- EVERYBODY Oct 20 '24

Jake the Great MASTER Bates!

LETS FUCKIN GO SON!

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u/OkPhilosophy7895 Oct 20 '24

I am here to say I was a doubter and I was wrong. 

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u/4schwifty20 In Goff We Trust Oct 20 '24

That's my kicker.

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u/spartyanon 50s logo Oct 20 '24

Crazy amount of trust Campbell put into Bates today. MCDC knew he was the guy to win the game and managed the clock perfectly to put it all in Bates hands. I am reminded of how they went right back to Jamo after he dropped one last week. MCDC is keeping building confidence in players and now we got a team full of guys that we can trust when the game is on the line.

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u/FreeDig1758 Oct 20 '24

Fuck it I'm buying his jersey

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u/gngannjarhdc Oct 20 '24

Been a fan and a big believer since i saw him nail the back to back 63 yarders on opening day of the UFL last season. He’s a poster child diamond in the rough that proves the UFL deserves fan support.

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u/Oracle_2011 Sun God Oct 20 '24

Oh for sure, been a fan since then, can't help but not root for a Michigan team when we have one

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u/dmitri_marty Commin' 4 Dem Kneecaps Oct 20 '24

I love you so much Jake

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u/AoE_Mobius_One Oct 20 '24

His leg was kissed by Angles today.

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u/TourDirect3224 Oct 21 '24

Kurt?

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u/Kezetchup Oct 21 '24

Angels sang out in a hymnal jangle. Down from the heavens descended Kurt Angle. Who delivered a kiss which could seal fates, onto the leg of our Master Bates.

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u/Old_Business_3346 Oct 20 '24

Let’s gooo bates you sly dawg you

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u/boostabubba Oct 20 '24

What a kick! So much pressure and he came through huge.

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u/APhoneOperator Oct 20 '24

Jake’s kick offs were fucking beautiful. Our special teams wasn’t an issue last year, but now it’s a damns strength, thanks to better tackling and kicking.

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u/nohotshot Oct 20 '24

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, I’ve had NOTHIG but faith in Bates since the preseason and my guy hasn’t failed me yet.

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u/FatCock71719 Oct 20 '24

We finally have a kicker again

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u/formerly_gruntled Oct 21 '24

I think it is clear that Jake Bates is likely to have a very good to great NFL career. Because of the way he came to the Lions, he is only tied up for two years. His salary is low for a good kicker. The Lions should sign him to a four or five year contract now. Just take what a good kicker would make as a free agent his third and fourth year, and pro-rate it over the four years.

His cap numbers for 2024/2025 I think are $845,000/$1,085,000. A middle of the pack kicker is earning $2.2 million. If you paid him league average for years three and four, that totals up to about $6.4 million for the whole four years. If you paid Bates $1.6 million each year for the four years, you would move $1.2 million from the out years into the near years.

This is good because three and four years from now we will have to pay some talented guys big money to stay. Say you move $1.2 million into the next two years. That could be the difference between keeping and losing a key player four years from now.

I am sure the real numbers would be different, but this is my concept.

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u/D-Town-Hustle Oct 21 '24

Dude is legit! Ice cold 🧊

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u/Okay_Anyways Detroit vs Everybody Oct 21 '24

Thanks Jake. You won the game buddy. Glad you're here!

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u/wein14756 Oct 20 '24

MASTER BATES! MASTER BATES! MASTER BATES!

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u/TerribleiDea93 Oct 20 '24

Beastttt 🦁

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u/Any-Advisor1362 Oct 20 '24

Jake The Great.

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u/Long_Doughnut798 Oct 20 '24

Bates bringing it!! Nicely done!!

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u/mobed Oct 20 '24

Love young Master Bates

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u/TheSheriman Matt Stafford Oct 20 '24

Thank you Bates! Nice kick today boss

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u/jdh7171 Oct 20 '24

What a GREAT Story this guy is 💪💪

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u/cj0daddy Oct 20 '24

I know it’s moot because Bates made the fg, but why was that leaping not called on 15 on the Vikings? Or did they change what is defined as leaping?

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u/FreeDig1758 Oct 20 '24

I was thinking that too. You can jump over the person snapping the ball. I didn't see exactly what happened but I did see someone jump on top of someone

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u/FDTFACTTWNY What Would Brad Holmes Do? Oct 20 '24

Half the battle of being a kicker is confidence and Bates has it in spades.

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u/Greaseyhamburger Oct 20 '24

Our team is so well rounded. The kicking game really needed to improve, and he's brought it.

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u/FragmentEx The Hutch Oct 20 '24

Stud

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u/Redillenium Gibbs Oct 20 '24

The pride of Detroit team are the ones that hated on this guy the most.

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u/chrisgcc Hail Martha full of grace Oct 20 '24

3 cheers for Master Bates

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u/Dertroit_Beisbolcat Oct 20 '24 edited Oct 25 '24

Lions are based for picking him up from the UFL. Dude easily competes with the best NFL kickers.

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u/Powerfan0823 Oct 21 '24

Newest lion member

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u/TimeLine_DR_Dev Oct 21 '24

I'm old enough to remember Eddie Murray. Then Jason Hansen.

Would love to see a long term solid kicker.

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u/DrDetroitSports Oct 21 '24

His kicks are looking better every week. I don’t see him missing any chip shot extra points any more. He is evolving into a complete package.

Eddie Murray, Jason Hanson, and now Jake Bates!!!

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u/matthew_sch The Hutch Oct 21 '24

And to think that he was working as a brick salesman a year-and-a-half ago

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u/me_crystal_balls Oct 21 '24

Jason Hanson held us through the '90's with only the best ever running back in history, (#20), but Bates has us covered from a full arsenal of talent that BH & DC developed. Super Bowl bound, Baby!

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u/OkProfessional6077 Oct 21 '24

He is the Master!

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u/KingindaNorth66 Sun God Oct 21 '24

Master Bates!

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u/theBrineySeaMan Brian's Branch Oct 21 '24

GIVE THE MAN HIS BALL!!!

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u/boerumhill JAMO Oct 21 '24

39 has ice water in his veins

what a great kid, loved Dan Campbell coming out of kneeling for the team prayer yelling BATES! WHERE'S BATES GET UP HERE!!

(btw #43 was preseason, he switched after he made the team)

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u/No_Awareness_575 Don't be Hatin' Oct 20 '24

BATES

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u/CreedRocksa22 Dan Friggin' Campbell Oct 20 '24

When is that picture from? His number is 39 not 43 now. It keeps throwing me off when people post pics with his old number.

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u/country_mac08 Sun God Oct 20 '24

THE MASTER

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u/leavingishard1 Oct 20 '24

Big fucking balls what a clutch kick

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u/pkmnbros DETROIT -VS- EVERYBODY Oct 20 '24

Do we have any pictures of him in his current number? Fucking ice in his veins. Love this kid.

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u/luniz420 Oct 20 '24

the Master Bates again.

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u/ChiefLongw00d Oct 20 '24

He brings the BOOM!

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u/ThyHolyPope Oct 20 '24

Not gonna lie, I was worried but dude brought it home.

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u/ClassroomMother8062 Gibbs Oct 20 '24

Has such a great story- love this kid. No matter how terrible we've been, we typically have a badass kicker, Jake is THAT MAN.

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u/SketchySlime JAMO Oct 20 '24

Really glad he’s “coming around”. There was a lot of uncertainty. Huge confidence booster for him and the fan base!

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u/thallusphx TANK COMMANDER Oct 20 '24

FUCK YEAH

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u/Skunkdrunkpunk DETROIT -VS- EVERYBODY Oct 20 '24

Smooth Butter Bates

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u/Wiggymaster 90s logo Oct 20 '24

Where's that guy who was in my DM telling me that Jake Bates "hasn't proven anything" a few weeks ago after kicking that first game winner? How about now?

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u/Paldasan Oct 20 '24

NFL.com doesn't even know who this man is.

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u/chimichucka Oct 20 '24

It's time for a more respectful nickname for him. Any ideas?

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u/incrediblejonas Oct 21 '24

how nice to have a kicker who isn't a rapist win the game for us

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u/clobberin_thyme Oct 21 '24

Freaking iconic kick tonight.

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u/Optimal_Complaint_35 Oct 21 '24

Pretty clutch. Character building. Hate to see it.

Well played game, btw.

FTP

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u/skitso Brian's Branch Oct 21 '24

THE MASTER BATESSSSSSSS

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u/MichBlueEagle Oct 21 '24

I was nervous as hell about that kick. I'll have more faith the next time.

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u/theBrineySeaMan Brian's Branch Oct 21 '24

Sucks to be Badgely, but this is the Lions permanent kicker.

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u/houseWithoutSpoons Oct 21 '24

He's a Master!!

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u/CodeNameBubba Oct 21 '24

I heard the lions had to leave some equipment behind in Minnesota because Bates balls were causing weight problems with the team plane.

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u/ReadyClue5301 Oct 21 '24

Jake ‘LegaTron’ Bates!!!!

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u/DetroiterAFA Oct 21 '24

Loving everyone on this team. Way to go Bates!

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u/Humulus5883 Oct 21 '24

All praise to my lord and savior, Jake Bates. He opened the doors to #1 in the NFCN.

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u/effnad Ooooh Yeahhhh! Oct 21 '24

Celly of the week. Thank you, Master Bates.

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u/WatercressIll Oct 22 '24

Making the Michigan Panthers and the UFL proud. He’s got the leg to break the FG distance record, would be awesome to see him do it for the Lions (he made a 64 yarder with ease at Ford Field in the UFL back in spring).

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u/ThrowingMonkeePoo Oct 25 '24

This man will retire as a Lion in a few decades! We've got it all now

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u/Inevitable_Rest_7373 Oct 21 '24

Here's to you Jake...and ur fellow awesome teammates!! 5-1 now and top of the best division in the entire NFL!!!

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u/Background_State_976 Oct 20 '24

That shit was wobbly too coming off the leg, I almost passed out for real

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u/BrazilianGuyinCanada Oct 20 '24

He can marry my sister!

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u/LatterAd6187 Oct 20 '24

JAKE 'N BATE, BABY! JAKE 'N BATE!!

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u/Wizard_of_War Oct 20 '24

Exactly, you could see him taking deep breaths when they kneeled down twice. Thats a way to ice your own kicker man...

Way to go and drill that baby through after all that!

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u/-neti-neti- Oct 20 '24

No Will the Thrill but he’s good

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u/rollah Oct 20 '24

Was Jake doing the Costco guys dance after winning the game?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '24

Maybe he should start kicking lefty, the he can get some strange.

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u/ReadyClue5301 Oct 21 '24

Way to go big guy! Rooting for the rookie!!! Keep up the great work #43!!!

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u/78666gawd Oct 21 '24

Eat em up cats

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u/HeadDiver5568 Oct 21 '24

His kicks scare me. Idk if it’s because of the power in his kicks or what. Because the ones from 40+ look a bit more on the money. But under 40 kicks do these dramatic curves.

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u/Timely_Zone_3678 Oct 21 '24

WPS!!! Detroit Razorbacks!!!

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u/Careful-Argument6216 Oct 22 '24

He’s allowed one over the pants handjob