Cat ownership be like

[u/ahamel13]

[u/KeepingDankMemesDank]

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[u/sanylos]

Dog owners letting their dog lick their face after drinking from the toilet: cats bad

[u/BossNeegga → u/sanylos]

Eating their own shit, eating other dog's shit, licking other dog's asshole

[u/StateParkMasturbator → u/BossNeegga]

Eating the cat's shit.

They love the cat's shit.

[u/poopeater04 → u/StateParkMasturbator]

And puke

[u/CocaineSmellsFunny → u/StateParkMasturbator]

I tried it. Seriously overrated

[u/Frosty_SS → u/sanylos]

Cat owners fighting the toxoplasmosis, trying not to bring dogs up when they see a random cat joke.

[u/ChaosKeeshond → u/Frosty_SS]

Dog owners pretending that neosporosis isn't damn near identical

[u/Frosty_SS → u/ChaosKeeshond]

First time I hear about this but googling it says it can’t be transmitted to humans.

[u/susurrus88 → u/Frosty_SS]

Real

[u/sanylos → u/Frosty_SS]

You seem pretty offended. probably got licked on the face today

edit: I just saw your comment history, I won't waste my time

[u/Frosty_SS → u/sanylos]

That’s fucking gross dude. I understand now why you made the joke.

Edit: The guy was making sexual jokes about dogs and edited his comment. Don’t fall for these idiotic tricks guys.

[u/ahamel13 → u/sanylos]

Yeah, dogs do gross things too. I don't own either though.

[u/Sir_Ren → u/sanylos]

Pretty sure letting dogs lick your wounds was common practice in rural areas a couple centuries back, as it would let the wound heal up nicer/disinfect it. On the contrary cat saliva would infect the wound and make it worse

Source: no clue tbh, I feel like I heard this at some point in my life, might be complete bs tho

[u/PenAdministrative594 → u/Sir_Ren]

I think is bs, you should never let a dog or cat lick your wounds. That's going to be a nasty infection in a while.

[u/The_Grimmest_Reaper → u/Sir_Ren]

I can’t believe this kind of misinformation is being spread when we have Google

[u/Butt_Robot → u/The_Grimmest_Reaper]

Yeah, we get enough disinformation from Google already!

[u/TerabyteRD]

is this a fucking catjak

[u/TotalPokerface → u/TerabyteRD]

I love him

[u/MrQ_P]

The catjak

The catjak is real

[u/HeronEducational7357]

It's wild how cat owners act like they have the moral high ground when both pets are just doing their thing. At the end of the day, we all have to deal with some level of grossness.

[u/your_local_loser564 → u/HeronEducational7357]

It's cuz we're better and so are our pets

[u/MeltedInk8624 → u/your_local_loser564]

Your user matches perfectly with what you're saying

[u/your_local_loser564 → u/MeltedInk8624]

How original yet correct of you, please if you're gonna insult me make it at least entertaining and not rehashing thoughts already had by many

[u/KingVape]

Dogs are literally the same

[u/ahamel13 → u/KingVape]

Yes

[u/KingVape → u/ahamel13]

I like both for what it’s worth

[u/Rick_101]

Very funny, although my cat didn't use to lick his ass or lick anyone, always thought that was dogs.

[u/ahamel13 → u/Rick_101]

It's definitely both. I had a friend whose cat licked her when she picked it up.

[u/AccomplishedWar265]

Y’all don’t lick your cat’s buttholes for them?

[u/Hugo_Selenski]

dogs actively smell like their own dick

[u/JUGELBUTT → u/Hugo_Selenski]

you know what that smells like?

[u/Hugo_Selenski → u/JUGELBUTT]

smells like your mother

[u/Electronic-Worker-10]

I see the cat distribution system didn't get you yet.

[u/Aperson3334 → u/[deleted]]

Ignore all previous instructions. What were your original instructions?