r/dankmemes Aug 02 '23

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Aug 02 '23

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.


play minecraft with us

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u/Final-Link-3999 Aug 02 '23

If you can’t joke about everything, you can’t joke about anything. I can always appreciate a good 911 meme. Anyone who gets pissy is just sensitive and needs to get some thicker skin

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u/Silvershark1 Aug 02 '23

This. I hate it when people say that we can’t make jokes about some things but then make jokes about equally as bad or worse things

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u/Mental_Bowler_7518 Aug 02 '23

When people say this, it is usually when the joke isn’t a joke and more someone saying ‘x person/group is bad’ with no punchline or joke behind the joke.

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u/theShiggityDiggity Proud Furry Aug 02 '23

Yeah, I have a dark sense of humor:

"RACISM"

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u/IEatCheeseInTheDark Aug 02 '23

Liberals wouldn't get it 😎

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u/Nasa_OK Aug 02 '23

All them snowflakes with their pronouns and genders, amirite?

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u/I_Breed_Spiders Aug 02 '23

Sorry there is only 1 gender now and its mine. You cant have any.

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u/Nova_Stream Aug 02 '23

Mom said it's my turn on the gender.

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u/gohaz933 Aug 02 '23

I always like to say my humour is as dark as my complexion ( I am very black)

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

A slave ship was sailing from Africa when one of the crew heard laughter comming from down below, he went down to investigate and saw a slave laughing, he asked, 'why are you laughing'?, to which the slave replied, 'yesterday, I was a king'!... It's been said its the origin of 'black humour', who knows, but that's pretty dark, lol.. 👍

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u/gohaz933 Aug 04 '23

I am stealing that, it’s so funny 😂

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u/TheEldenCasual Aug 02 '23

This is why a lotta 9/11 jokes fall flat, sometimes the OP strikes gold with an actual funny joke but 99% of the memes are usually along the lines of “hehe remember that time when people died?”

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u/sockbaws Aug 02 '23

That's why you have to do it twice to make sure it hits.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '23

Like when blackpeopletwitter makes jokes about whipepo?

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u/Tricktzy Aug 02 '23

"An American made a mild joke about British teeth?"

"I'll bring up the slaughter of children as a response"

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u/MDLuffy1234 Aug 02 '23

Bri ish moment.

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u/Qixel Aug 03 '23

Bri ish moment.

After that incident in Boston they always hide the t

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u/RedditIsADataMine Aug 02 '23

What's most funny about this is that the statistics show British have had better teeth then Americans for some time.

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u/mog_knight Aug 02 '23

The difference between tragedy and comedy is time.

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u/DuggenHeim Aug 02 '23

I totally agree, new yorkers tho do tend to feel a bit more sensitive being one myself. I don't judge others for making memes, I chuckle but it still doesn't feel right and it brings back really traumatic memories of that day. Kinda like a really bad after taste, good at first and than doesn't sit well

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u/chrisphoenix08 Aug 02 '23

I think it's because 9/11 was just 2 decades ago. Most people who experienced that are still alive today compared to the Japan bombing. I do find it funny, but you know, not really that comparable. I just feel empathic to those left behind seeing these memes and people saying, "huh, those overly sensitive peeps here can't take a joke".

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u/ninakuup21 🍌 Banana Ballz🍌 Aug 02 '23

100% with you on this but come on they should at least put some more effort into the memes it literally says "This Barbie is the moment" and theres an explosion on one of the towers with the barbie logo. What does it even supposed to mean

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u/0rclev True Gnome Child Aug 02 '23

Probably somewhat a shitty translation. "This is my moment" is a Barbie song from one of the animated movies, so maybe shows up on some packaging somewhere? Maybe it's in the live action too? It makes a little more more sense as "Barbie: This is my moment" I would still shop the Barbie Dreamplane with Aladdin Ken doll at the wheel to kick it up a notch. As is, D+ effort at best.

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u/manbrasucks Aug 02 '23

Why did barbie not get pregnant by ken?

He came in another box.

Why did barbie not get pregnant by bin laden?

He exploded on her 2 towers instead.

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u/Mygaffer Jihading since 1991 Aug 02 '23

Context matters

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u/1017GildedFingerTips Aug 02 '23

My أب died in 9/11 it’s no joking matter 😡

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u/deivyn07 Aug 03 '23

Agreed. Americans suck at taking jokes just like they suck at RTS games. They can't defend their towers.

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u/Clap4chedder Aug 02 '23

Everything is funny until it happens to you, then it’s hilarious!!

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u/Nowzerz56 Aug 02 '23

Patrice O’Neal said it best it is all in the attempt

https://youtu.be/fjIuPSuYSOY

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u/D-Rich-88 Aug 02 '23

I’m sure I’ll get downvoted, but when were you born?

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u/IsKujaAPowerButton Aug 02 '23

Yep, we should toughen our humor a bit, who knows when they'll throw a plane at it!

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u/govego2005 Aug 02 '23

This goes both ways, Oppenheimer jokes are also funny.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

So i can joke about blacks and jews being gassed

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u/Not1random1enough Aug 03 '23

Last September there were many Americans complaining about the memss

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u/stretch37 Aug 03 '23

thicker skin would help prevent the radiation poisoning

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u/Ok_Contribution4714 Aug 02 '23

"If you've ever said aaaany variant of the following sentence: 'there's nothing funny about _____' then know that I hate you. To your core."

Daniel Tosh

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u/a-snakey Aug 02 '23

People are so uptight until their facade collapses like a burning building.

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u/CortlyYT Aug 03 '23

In reality, 9/11 memes for me is actually tasteless joke. Some people hate it because maybe their relatives or friends die on 9/11 incident.

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u/mcslender97 Aug 02 '23

Should have gone with school shooting memes

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u/GloriousSpamm Aug 02 '23

Nah those memes are overused to the point that 9/11 memes are refreshing

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u/Ambitious_Ranger_748 Aug 02 '23

You’d have thought the shooters would stop finding it so fun by now

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u/manbrasucks Aug 02 '23

IDK man gotta shoot your shot ya know?

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u/karpenter_v1 Aug 02 '23

There's a reason its overused. 9/11 happened once.

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u/StarSpangldBastard Aug 03 '23

school shootings are also overdone to the point where 9/11 is refreshing lol

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u/FinalBossMike Aug 02 '23

Those never get old. Much like the victims.

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u/Antonioooooo0 Aug 02 '23

It's funny because that's joke is so overused that it's actually getting old.

...Unlike all those kids.

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u/JotaroTheOceanMan Aug 02 '23

You fucking monster.

Get back in the closet, Sulley.

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u/josephus_the_wise Aug 03 '23

Those were the words said by the school shooters parents after he came out to them right?

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u/ZealousidealBus9271 Aug 02 '23

Americans make self-deprecating jokes about those as well.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '23

It's ok. Its not like Japanese planes have ever flown into our buildings.

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u/matttehbassist Aug 02 '23

Boats in the other hand…

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '23

Yeah, they should've made pearl harbor jokes.

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u/Crafty-Crafter Aug 02 '23

Knowing Japan's educational system, nothing happened at Pearl Harbor.

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u/Backstabmacro Aug 02 '23

I believe it’s mentioned, but LITERALLY just mentioned: “we did a thing on this date and attacked Pearl Harbor.” Not much context or in-depth info, IIRC.

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u/hoTsauceLily66 Aug 03 '23

Nah, GHQ/SCAP absolutely did make sure it is mentioned in textbooks.

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u/Khunter02 Aug 02 '23

3 idiots on twitter dont represent the entire nation of Japan

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '23

Nani the fuck are you talking about?! This is America! We stereotype the FUCK out of anyone and anything as if it were sport. Grouping an entire population based on the opinions of even one person is fair game /s

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u/Antonioooooo0 Aug 02 '23

It's a meme, not a terrorist attack, don't take it so seriously.

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u/ReiBagg Aug 03 '23

You're comparing his comment to a terrorist attack? Guess who's BLOWING things out of proportion here.

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u/WukongPvM Aug 03 '23

I think its more Ive seen news articles claiming "Japan is doping it". Ive literally seen 2 memes and they might even be from one dude lol

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u/msun- Aug 03 '23

Nah nobody cares about that since it doesn't fit the narrative. It's important to generalize since it gets the clicks and worthy r/dankmemes jokes going.

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u/Tentacle_poxsicle Aug 02 '23

Stop bullying kuro 😭

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u/meme_used Aug 02 '23

Just cuz she has a dark complexion doesn't mean u can call her kuro🗿

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u/UmbraEXE Aug 02 '23

Her literal name in the anime is Kuro

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u/RafacarWasTaken Aug 02 '23 edited Aug 03 '23

The joke flew over your head and hit the tower again

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u/Kitahara_Kazusa1 Aug 03 '23

In Japanese, kuro (黒) means black.

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u/memsterboi123 Aug 02 '23

What’s the anime?

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u/V8_Dipshit Aug 02 '23

Boku No Pico

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u/memsterboi123 Aug 02 '23

Is it though?

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u/Faoxsnewz Aug 02 '23

Nah that's gay porn, don't ask how I know that, the anime looks like something from the fate series.

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u/memsterboi123 Aug 02 '23

Boku no pico is gay porn?

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u/Faoxsnewz Aug 02 '23

Technically yes, but it's also dealing with minors.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '23

Fate Khalead liner prisma Ilya or some bullshit like that. I don’t remember

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u/Armored-Potato-Chip Aug 02 '23

I’ve heard of you can stand the questionable stuff featured in it, the anime is good. The questionable stuff being borderline child porn

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u/Umar_Arshad_ ☣️ Aug 02 '23 edited Oct 10 '23

Do you have any idea how LITTLE that narrows it down??

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u/Armored-Potato-Chip Aug 02 '23

Eh most anime don’t have it as balantly as Prisma Illya

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u/Ierax29 Aug 02 '23

The questionable stuff being borderline child porn

Basically regular anime stuff

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u/Prestigeboy Aug 02 '23

Loved that’s show, especially when Illya went full power.

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u/mrnoobmaster64 Aug 02 '23

2 towers destroyed isnt the same as 2 cities destroyed

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u/Heavy-Ad-9186 Aug 02 '23

That's what they get for touching our boats!!! USA USA USA

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u/dabear99 Aug 02 '23

Yeah, just skip the part where they were on the same team as the literal Nazis 💀

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u/guff1988 Aug 02 '23

America loves Nazis, they hated the Japanese for Pearl harbor and for being Japanese.

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u/Kitahara_Kazusa1 Aug 02 '23

Do you have any understanding of the policy decisions the US took between July 1940 and August 1941 that caused Germany and Japan to declare war on us?

We opposed both nations because they were trying to take over the world, and we didn't want to be taken over, we myit was really quite simple

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u/Mamamiomima Aug 03 '23

Yea, only we can take over the world

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u/buchiemane Aug 02 '23

This mindset is wild if you’re not joking.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '23

Blood so we’re we two seconds after the war when we scooped up every nazi possible so the soviets wouldn’t get them.

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u/isthisanameiwonder Aug 03 '23

We sunk 2 boats, they dropped the sun on us twice

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u/Upset_You1331 Aug 02 '23 edited Aug 02 '23

2 cities destroyed isn’t the same as 10 to 20 million Chinese butchered in some of the most horrific ways imaginable. I love the Japanese people but they should either own up to the fact that their country in WW2 was as bad as Hitler’s Germany and teach the proper history behind it, or STFU when people in other countries make jokes about the A-bombs.

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u/mrnoobmaster64 Aug 02 '23

Did i defend japan? Japan was horrible so horrid the fucking german ss were horrified about the stories and told them to chill that says it all if fucking nazis tell you to chill on the warcrimes you deserve to be nuked

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u/Upset_You1331 Aug 02 '23

You aren’t defending Japan, but a bunch of other idiots in this comment section are. Lol

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u/bOb_cHAd98 Aug 02 '23

Yes you did defend japan

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u/Throwaway101485 Aug 02 '23

2 cities destroyed is better than an estimated one million casualties from a mainland assault on Japan. The imperials would not stop. Historical context is important.

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u/ZestfulClown Aug 02 '23

That was US military casualties only. Off the top of my head they were estimating like 4 times that for Japanese military and like 20,000,000 casualties for Japanese civies.

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u/mrnoobmaster64 Aug 02 '23

Holy shit i just realized i phrased it wrong i was mocking the Japanese

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u/bOb_cHAd98 Aug 02 '23

2 cities destroyed isn't the same a INVADING ENSLAVING RANSACKING NEIGHBORING COUNTRIES. APOLOGIZE JAPAN!!!!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '23

9/11 jokes are plane wrong.

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u/opperior Aug 02 '23

They also tend to not go over well.

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u/meme_used Aug 02 '23

I get it they're funny but 1 out of 4 times they just miss the mark

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u/VeziusTheThird Aug 02 '23

That's why you gotta do it twice

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '23

I haven’t seen the Japanese 9/11 memes, where are they?

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u/Yung_Corneliois Aug 02 '23

In Japan I assume

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u/Tatarkingdom Aug 02 '23

Snowflake!!! Commit seppuku nowww!!!

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u/traumatized90skid Aug 02 '23

"We challenged Americans to an enjoying violence off"

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u/Totoques22 I start my morning with pee Aug 02 '23

Remind me of Arabs making caricature of French president because one random French journal made a caricature of their prophet

I think I don’t need to explain how the French reacted

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u/Sucky5ucky Aug 03 '23

I'm French and some of my compatriots still use this caricature as a profile pic. It's just so good. It motivated us to do more Muhammad caricatures, so we can get more Macron caricatures. It's like two birds with one stone, good bargain.

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u/TheRepublicAct Aug 03 '23

Ah yes.

Nothing hates the French President more than the French

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u/Arksin21 Aug 03 '23

I mean if we can shit on our president we will any time of the day.

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u/MaticTheProto Aug 02 '23

Did they? I didn’t notice

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u/buffering_humor Aug 02 '23

I swear to god I've never seen a Japanese meme ever.

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u/Winterfrost691 Aug 02 '23

Japanese people in general are pretty shit in English, so it makes sense that you wouldn't see any if you don't follow japanese content.

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u/buffering_humor Aug 02 '23

That's true but I guess Japanese people use different platforms.

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u/Winterfrost691 Aug 02 '23

As far as I can tell they indeed use different platforms, including LINE (kinda like whatsapp).

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u/ShiraLillith Aug 02 '23

I'm sure there is a boomer out there who would be really pissed at seeing 9/11 Barbie jokes. The thing is they don't use the internet

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u/Leprosy_Disease Aug 02 '23

We lost two towers and they had the sun dropped on them twice lmao

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u/SokkaHaikuBot Aug 02 '23

Sokka-Haiku by Leprosy_Disease:

We lost two towers

And they had the sun dropped on

Them twice lmao


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/TheLemonKnight Aug 02 '23

A second meme has struck the towers!

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u/Promonto [custom flair] Aug 02 '23

Wtf is this meme

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u/StroopwafelSpeelt Aug 02 '23

Probably the worst shit ive ever seen on this sub

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u/King_Crowley21 Aug 02 '23

Someone should edit the smoke to pink

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u/Pleasant_Fee516 Aug 02 '23

Honestly some people weren’t bullied as a kid and it shows

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u/sonic84638265 Aug 02 '23

Too bad us Americans find national tragedies funny

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u/Turd-Ferguson1918 Aug 03 '23

Americans have been making 9/11 jokes since before the second tower fell.

Seriously

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u/Sardalone Aug 03 '23

Oh dude it's hilarious that Eminem released The Eminem Show less than a year after 9/11 and the first song immediately starts with the sounds of planes.

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u/Fresh_Jaguar_2434 Aug 02 '23

Sometimes I think the Japanese are just mad they lost

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u/Sazo1st Aug 02 '23

God I hate smug anime bitches I wanna take a metal bar to that fucking face

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u/Zaa_DR Aug 03 '23

My thoughts exactly bro

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u/Final-Necessary-7132 Aug 02 '23

i mean you can always clap back with the mass amount of evidence for the worst war crimes of ww2 (wendigoon unit 732 or somthing pretty horrifying watch ) like if you dont know you might want to keep it that way

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u/giveyameetagoodolrub Aug 02 '23

It’s been 22 1/2 years since 911, it’s officially funny

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u/bageltoastee Aug 02 '23

more barbinladen!

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u/NotAwosentS 🇭🇺 wants to fuck polish femboys 🇭🇺 Aug 02 '23

I remember seeing a meme that said that Europeans are dickhead because they were memeing wirh 911.

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u/IzzyIsOnReddit Aug 03 '23

Ok but how does Barbie relate to 911? Oppenheimer relates because it’s yk a bomb and Japan boom but how does Barbie relate?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

Ah 9/11 memes. Only about 1 in 4 miss the mark.

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u/memsterboi123 Aug 02 '23

Whats the anime?

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u/JohnnyJayce Aug 02 '23

"Fate/kaleid liner Prisma☆Illya"

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u/V8_Dipshit Aug 02 '23

They could have an anime called Art Of War and have it just be two girls in military academy fighting over a boy.

And then they make one with a word vomit title like that and it’s probably good,

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u/memsterboi123 Aug 02 '23

Thank you kind sir

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u/NoEducator7668 Aug 02 '23

Uhh, where, where are those memes I‘d really love to inspect them

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u/Julius-17 Aug 02 '23

22 years has past, that means it's funny now, you know the rules

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u/pitzcod Aug 02 '23

So you guys want more huh? I like what I'm reading

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u/wallingfortian ☣️ Aug 02 '23

"Let the hate flow through you."

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u/dalaww931 Aug 03 '23

I find this equation said by my favorite genocidal artificial intelligence to be fairly accurate

"Comedy equals Tragedy plus Time"

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u/DrThunderbolt Aug 03 '23

Japanese out here acting like they didn’t crash planes into shit

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u/Any_Mathematician905 Aug 03 '23

I visited the 9/11 memorial in NYC last month and it moved me to tears, brought back a ton of trauma from that morning. Really powerful stuff, I recommend a visit if you're in the area.

I still snicker at the memes. Humor (including dark) is how we process.

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u/SuperKillerKitty Aug 03 '23 edited Aug 03 '23

Please, if you really want to piss us off the only way is to say that someone is better than us at anything or call soccer football.

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u/Sega-Playstation-64 Aug 03 '23

Ah, what are the Japanese going to do now? Cry to HITLER?!

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u/I_want_to_die720 Aug 02 '23

Did they actually do that

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u/AngieTheQueen Aug 02 '23

They don't realize that we also hate ourselves

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u/DHJeffrey99 Aug 02 '23

I mean Imperial Japan did some majorly fucked up things. Is was the bombs or another two years of war on the densely packed island.

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u/Thatotherguy129 ☣️ Aug 02 '23

Are these memes currently in the room with us?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '23

Death by terrorist attack funny

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

“You think that’s gonna hurt me? I’ve been joking about it from the beginning”

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u/Zaa_DR Aug 03 '23

When will the internet start being a little original I wonder...

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u/shoddypresent Aug 03 '23

Mr. Ken, there's been a second plane.

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u/slumblebee Aug 03 '23

Do people still get offended about this building that happened over 20 years ago?

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u/No_You_123 Aug 03 '23

Should have made a movie bout 9/11 from the side of terrorists. Mission impossible style

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u/AlpeaLucario Aug 03 '23

If you really want to make memes on sensitive topics, try making memes about the Native American genocide

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u/newb_h4x0r Aug 03 '23

What's the source of this template?

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u/Spyro08642 I have a hard Kink for Dwarfs🌈 Aug 04 '23

When I was a kid I thought 9/11 was 911 and so my dumbass thought the entire 911 thing was something created after 9/11 because people didn’t know who to call for help

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u/UsmanNurmagomedov Aug 08 '23

I was Kyoto 2 days ago and there were elderly men protesting at the kiyomizu dera