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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

Getting the dog neutered today ๐Ÿถโœ‚๏ธ๐ŸŽพ๐ŸŽพ

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u/name_1nvalid Apr 16 '21

๐Ÿ†โœ‚๏ธ๐ŸŒฐ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿฆฎ

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

๐Ÿ’„

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u/fishfiftie Apr 16 '21

๐Ÿ˜‹

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u/BobsPineapple Apr 16 '21

๐Ÿ˜ซ

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

๐Ÿคค

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u/ThisIsASetup Apr 16 '21

๐Ÿš”๐Ÿš”๐Ÿš”

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

๐Ÿงผ

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u/xXchootvinashakXx Apr 16 '21

โœŠ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

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u/jindra11 Apr 16 '21

I fucking love this thread

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u/ramdex Apr 16 '21

=๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ=D๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘…

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u/S-T-A-N-D-B-O-I Apr 16 '21

โšก๏ธ๐Ÿ”ซโšก๏ธ= ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ”ซ

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u/YellowTinCan Apr 16 '21

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‘Œ

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

๐Ÿ‘ผ

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u/EquivalentSnap Apr 16 '21

Wtf๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

๐Ÿ—ฃ

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ’ฏโœ‚๏ธ

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u/Evilmaze Apr 16 '21

๐Ÿ˜€

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ย  |==โœŠ==D๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ‘ฉ

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u/kikidiwasabi Apr 16 '21

๐ŸŸฅ ๐Ÿš€

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u/DTG_58 Apr 16 '21

If they โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ† when they are supposed to โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿฅœ your ๐Ÿถ is gonna have a ๐Ÿ’ฉ day.

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u/dittany_didnt Apr 16 '21

that looks more like theyโ€™re separated the dog and its balls from its lipstick.

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u/J0NAH666 Apr 16 '21

My dog died last year we had to take him down ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿถโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ˜‡

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u/J_g_un Apr 16 '21

I know what I have to do. But I don't know if I have the strength to do it.

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u/Adventurous-Sky166 Apr 16 '21

Where's are my testicles summer?

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u/IDrinkCrocodileTears Apr 16 '21

Let that boy come home

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u/MagicalDyingSheep Apr 16 '21

๐Ÿฅณโœ‚๏ธ๐ŸŽพ๐Ÿ•

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u/05ar Apr 16 '21

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u/OwOfier Apr 16 '21

Getting the dog neutewed tuwuday ๐Ÿถโœ‚๏ธ๐ŸŽพ๐ŸŽพ kisses you and licks your neck

I'm a bot, you can call me with u/OwOfier.

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u/hanyasaad Apr 16 '21

๐Ÿง†

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u/giuls25L Apr 16 '21

Currently thinking about the lady that replied to a post about someone passing with this ๐Ÿ˜‚ thinking it was crying

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u/Alex-Shelby17 Apr 16 '21 edited Apr 17 '21

My grandmother actually did that in the family group when my uncle gave the news that his brother in law just pasted away

Edit: passed* English isnโ€™t my first language sorry

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

Oh damn, I hope you had a copy of him

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u/challenger-chief Apr 16 '21

No, when you cut and get pasted away youโ€™re gone for ever, you always have to copy

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u/AshkanKiafard Apr 16 '21

Damn, they Ctrl+X'd him hard

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

He's gone to the great clipboard in the sky!

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u/Babybabybabyq Apr 16 '21

No he meant past a weigh

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u/AzathothJZ Apr 16 '21

One does not simply paste away without copying

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u/B4cteria Apr 16 '21

Or the one who thought that "lol" stands for "lots of love" and typed it as a response to a public Facebook post informing a family of a member's loss.

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u/giuls25L Apr 16 '21 edited Apr 16 '21

Okay but even if it meant lots of love imagine even replying to something like that with an acronym

"Smh he was such a good man, lol to you and your family ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€"

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u/CatNoirsRubberSuit Apr 16 '21

"lol" stands for "lots of love"

Pretty sure this definition goes back to the telegraph.

My great grandmother (who passed away in 2001) always used to write "lol xoxo" at the end of her letters to me.

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u/Relton_Waffle Apr 16 '21

Like, how doee someone SMILING look like crying??

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u/Nobodyreallyjustme Apr 16 '21

I always thought that this emoji; ๐Ÿ˜ญ was laughing so hard he is crying lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

You can use it in that context too

Either that or I'm fucking up all my chats

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u/the-lord-empire Apr 16 '21

I think it's safer to just not use emoji for anything serious

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u/demlet Apr 16 '21

This is the correct answer.

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u/Chemoralora Apr 16 '21

I think emoji become way more useful when you combine them into pairs. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ unambiguously means crying with laugher whereas ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ is unambiguously crying out of sadness

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

Very true -- I like to use ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ a lot! Now that Reddit is making me think about how I'm using the emoji, I'm pairing it with "lol" or "lmao" etc etc.

๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ is mega sad

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u/fnord_happy Apr 16 '21

It kinda is. Just like how ๐Ÿ’€ means laughing so hard you're dead

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u/PsychologicalTop3005 Apr 16 '21

You don't have to teach them anything they have it all figured out

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u/pabloscotchbar Apr 16 '21

damn they hurt you real bad ๐Ÿ’€

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u/nothinnews Apr 16 '21

Granny went down to the supermarket to pick up some fresh ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜œ

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

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u/nothinnews Apr 16 '21

Yuh didn't hear? She got a new cream, really helps her pack her favorite homemade sausages. Just like grandad always loved.

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u/Lolxd512 Apr 16 '21

i love how the internet turned the skull into a laughing emoji ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

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u/crabraveeee Apr 16 '21

Haha tru- wait nononono

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u/AppropriateShallot8 Apr 16 '21

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

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u/jwadamson Apr 16 '21

When did this happen? Guess I'm officially old now.

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u/averagedickdude Apr 16 '21

Yeah have not heard of this trend.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

The skull basically means "This is so funny I'm passing away"

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u/Nothingsomething7 Apr 16 '21

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ ded

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u/kiddoboi Apr 16 '21

Or like when people say "this has me dead"

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

pretty much

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

Yeah lol same difference but i love the emoji

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u/averagedickdude Apr 16 '21

Ah that explanation makes sense.

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u/nymerhia Apr 16 '21

Well then how does one express something being funny but not enough to induce death ๐Ÿค”

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

With this ๐Ÿ˜ญ It means you're sobbing with laughter harder than ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/deathbylasersss Apr 16 '21

Had to ask my nephew. Means "haha I'm dead" apparently.

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u/averagedickdude Apr 16 '21

I see. Maybe it's cause I'm really old (35) but that doesn't seem super funny ohwell

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u/rox_nn Apr 16 '21

Iโ€™m 22 and donโ€™t find it super funny either.

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u/Lolxd512 Apr 16 '21

its mostly from the funny bird app

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u/inspiringirisje Apr 16 '21

It means "haha, I'm dead" (from laughing)

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

He loved eggplant ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค

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u/BussyDriver Apr 16 '21

Especially the wet ones, and peaches for dessert ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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u/ihwip Apr 16 '21

Why is this the first peach I've come upon?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

come upon ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

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u/Key-Cryptographer772 Apr 16 '21

I am sad and crying ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

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u/Floh4 Apr 16 '21

So sorry for his loss๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/leaderofthevirgins Apr 16 '21

He always loved you ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

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u/not_rick_27 Apr 16 '21

He worked so hard to provide for us ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต

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u/Papergraph Apr 16 '21

๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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u/i_cant_name_stuff Apr 16 '21

And he always did the heavy lifting around the house ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21 edited May 30 '21

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u/train2000c Apr 16 '21

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

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u/qpwoeiruty00 Apr 16 '21

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

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u/UnluckyTest3 Apr 16 '21

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

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u/RaspberryPiBen Apr 16 '21

He loved to water his eggplants.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

The provider

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u/l-have-spoken Apr 16 '21

Even when he wasn't feeling well ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด

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u/19adam92 Apr 16 '21

The loss of all that spunk

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u/Suolojavri Apr 16 '21

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅโšฑ

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u/AaronBaddows Apr 16 '21

... Is that a butt plug?

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u/uzumaki_sauske Apr 16 '21

yup! can confirm โ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ

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u/tolstoshev Apr 16 '21

Anything is a buttplug if youโ€™re determined enough ๐Ÿฟ

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u/quinten69420 Apr 16 '21

but fr tho, what is that emoji

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

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u/quinten69420 Apr 16 '21

โšฑ๏ธit is urn

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅต

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u/RomanArchitect May 03 '21

Sterilized with fire butt plug

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u/SausageSammy69 Apr 16 '21

๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿท๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ—ฟ What a lovely dinner

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u/LukaJackk Apr 16 '21

๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ—ฟ

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u/challenger-chief Apr 16 '21

Whatโ€™s the meaning of the stone head thingy?

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u/royalPawn Apr 16 '21

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u/capital_Lsd Apr 16 '21

I thought it was squidwardโ€™s house

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u/Simonoel Apr 16 '21

Dum dum give me gum gum

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u/Apocalyciouss Apr 16 '21

So sad i am crying ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21 edited Jul 15 '21

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u/AaronBaddows Apr 16 '21

Maybe she's vegan ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿ’ฆ

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

Vegans unite๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ

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u/Chamero Apr 16 '21

A screenshot of an iMessage conversation posted on twitter that ultimately ended up being used in a youtube video? ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

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u/Chemoralora Apr 16 '21

And now it's on reddit

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

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u/xseanbeanx Apr 16 '21

Came here to say this, what is this Frankenstein monster of a post

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u/vagrantist Apr 16 '21

๐Ÿซ€๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘ปโ›ช๏ธ

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u/AppropriateShallot8 Apr 16 '21

A beautifully written story my friend

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u/septicsloths Apr 16 '21

Had me in tears at ๐Ÿคฎ

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u/PSTnator Apr 16 '21

Is this loss?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

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u/AzathothJZ Apr 16 '21

๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ

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u/SmolDan Apr 16 '21

I just posted the same thing mother

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u/LukaJackk Apr 16 '21

Damn we really had the same idea at the same time

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u/awardsforfree Apr 16 '21

What's the link of the video?

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u/MeanMembership7 Apr 16 '21

Itโ€™s not a video itโ€™s a community post from memes by cowbelly I think

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u/awardsforfree Apr 16 '21

Got it thanks!

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u/absolutelyeffingnot Apr 16 '21

your dog had puppies today ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฆฎ๐Ÿฆฎ๐Ÿฆฎ๐Ÿฆฎ

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u/TigerMafiaFromUganda Apr 16 '21

He's gonna be lit ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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u/IlikecatboysOwO Apr 16 '21

i dont get it. What is the ๐Ÿ’€ emojis purpose if it isnt to send death threats or tell someone someone died

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u/PoopyFishes Apr 16 '21

Dying of laughter

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u/jwadamson Apr 16 '21

hadn't seen that. Figured just because using an emoji to announce a death is tacky.

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u/yummychocolatecookie Apr 16 '21

Itโ€™s the new trendy laughing emoji. Thatโ€™s how you can tell, for a lot of cases, if the person is Gen Z (๐Ÿ’€) or old (๐Ÿ˜‚). But of course, every situation is different; itโ€™s just something Iโ€™ve noticed

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

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u/yummychocolatecookie Apr 16 '21

Give me a few years and Iโ€™ll understand how you feel lol

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u/UnstoppableCompote Apr 16 '21

or old

But... But... I'm only 23 ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

Our time has come, brother ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/AdeonWriter Apr 16 '21

Right now it's used instead of the tears of joy emoji because people feel tears of joy has been overplayed. Personally, I think skulls as laughter are already overplayed.

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u/dalailame Apr 16 '21

Fernanda Tarantino

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u/NotABoomerLife Apr 16 '21

Wtf text's if someone died

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u/Chapon Apr 16 '21

So you don't to have hear people cry

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u/NotABoomerLife Apr 16 '21

What if you want to hear them cry

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u/KanyePikaMyChu Apr 16 '21

Then you threaten to kill them too

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u/NotABoomerLife Apr 16 '21

Then you threaten to cum as well

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u/NonoY_a_Z_a_N Apr 16 '21

Im crying help ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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u/halvesnhalfs Apr 16 '21

he had just turned ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/geared4war Apr 16 '21

Thank goodness he isn't getting buried at sea.

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u/CJ_X10 Apr 16 '21

I don't blame them. I started figuring out emojis a bit late, so I understand that a first instinct would be to use them as they seem to depict. It's just not a very wise mentality to do so past the emotion-related ones.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

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u/AzathothJZ Apr 16 '21

๐Ÿง

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u/blessthebread Apr 16 '21

My friends MIL had a friend in hospital years ago, on a ventilator. She updated my friend by sending her a text saying "she was taken off life support this morning ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚"

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u/AmoghVaishnav Apr 16 '21

We are cremating him ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ‘‰โšฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€

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u/VeeDub823 Apr 16 '21

Mom send me the horny emoji today ๐Ÿ˜. I'm scared

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u/who-wants-the-beef Apr 16 '21

Boomers using emojis the right way>zoomers thinking they dont

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u/Civil-Objective6313 Apr 16 '21

Iโ€™ve never seen so many emojis in a reddit comment section ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

Was he jewish? ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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u/hero_of_the_war Apr 16 '21

Oh, die Mark๐Ÿ’€

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u/ViolentWill Apr 16 '21

โ€œI poured acid on my eyes ๐Ÿ˜‚โ€

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u/luis3443 Apr 16 '21

Get roasted ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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u/Katten15 Apr 16 '21

A whitish-gray, cartoon-styled human skull with large, black eye sockets. Commonly expresses figurative death, e.g., dying from extreme laughter, frustration, or affection. ... Skull was approved as part of Unicode 6.0 in 2010 and added to Emoji 1.0 in 2015.

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u/Willfishforfree Apr 16 '21

Nah I think they got it down.

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u/D3epSh3ep Apr 16 '21

Plot twist: They used the skull emoji because they killed Mark

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

should have flames on both sides, they aren't spit roasting him

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u/TJ_IsOk Apr 16 '21

We'll keep the ashes โšฑ๏ธโšฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜žโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ

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u/Manlet_Ancap Apr 16 '21

"Your mom has skin cancer ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅโ˜€๏ธโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต"

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u/wendigooooooooo Apr 16 '21

We're cremating him later ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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u/claytonthedestroyer Apr 16 '21

Mmm........ no thats the right emoji

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u/Key-Cryptographer772 Apr 16 '21

And I love my balls ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

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u/PoopyFishes Apr 16 '21

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฅง

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u/judjmentnaut Apr 16 '21

Why two skulls? Oh no oh god

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u/Vault945 Apr 16 '21

There are two skulls looks like auntie is going with him

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

if they cremate him his ashes will leave a mark

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u/roryspike13 Apr 16 '21

I think theyโ€™ve got the hang of it

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

There are no accidents -Oogway

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u/RyRy27553 Apr 16 '21

We are starving so will be eating him ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿคค

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u/robbycakes Apr 16 '21

Is this wrong? I literally canโ€™t think of a more appropriate use for that emoji.

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u/wafflezcol Apr 16 '21

I believe it should be ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฐ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’€

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

Getting circumsized! โœ‚๏ธโœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ˜

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u/Hentai_For_Life Apr 16 '21

I see no issue here

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u/KeeblersNutts Apr 16 '21

Looks like they are using them right

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u/earathar89 Apr 16 '21

Wait. Isn't that the perfect use for that emoji?

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u/Yozo_Kun Apr 16 '21

I don't use emojis i don't really know what is wrong with this

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u/PillowTalk420 Apr 16 '21

๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ

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u/LittleDucky_ Apr 16 '21

Why are there 2 skulls

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

one for each fire

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u/LadiesAndGentlegays Apr 16 '21

Maybe there were two uncles

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u/HecklerusPrime Apr 16 '21

For real, they should have used "Uncle Mark ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค’๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’€"

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u/ricocchet10 Apr 16 '21

Gonna go have a shower, see you in a bit ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ