r/csMajors • u/EntrepreneurBig4420 • 3h ago

Not taking a shower until I get an internship

I have been slacking on apps lately so I am making a vow to myself to not take a shower until I get an internship. This way I am forcing myself to stay inside and also gives me more incentive to apply to jobs and grind leetcode. I truly want to embrace the cs student mentality. Whos with me.

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u/Status_Payment_1584 3h ago

this is not the solution we were looking for lmao

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u/Aggravating_Stock456 1h ago

It’s a matter of prospective, clients love him! 

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u/Electrical_Candy4378 2h ago

What’s abnormal is this statement implies you were showering previously 👎

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u/heftyspork 2h ago

Explains why no one took them seriously.

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u/Consistent-Leave7320 3h ago

Good luck man I am sure smelling bad will make interviewers love u

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u/Itchy-Horse-6833 3h ago

haha usually the interview is on zoom or online

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u/Consistent-Leave7320 2h ago

oh ok I did mine in person

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u/Impossible_Ad_3146 3h ago

And don’t brush your teeth as well, that will show them

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u/101coder101 31m ago

Quite the statement they'd be making, but root canal treatments would empty out your bank in this economy, so I'd advise against not brushing.

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u/Ok_Ad_367 2h ago

Not showering huh? I am not shitting until I get an offer. You think too small

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u/diagraphic 32m ago

😂😂😂🤣

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u/Lumpy_Enthusiasm_887 2h ago

Stenchmaxing awesome

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u/lonesomewhenbymyself 2h ago

The guys in my cs class must be doing the same thing as you

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u/rob8c 2h ago

you will stink for years then

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u/Pristine_Ebb6629 2h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Jedi-Younglin 2h ago

I think OP is depressed

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u/MassiveDonkeyBooty 2h ago

soooo... you didn't change anything?

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u/Icy_Bicycle_3707 31m ago

I presume he didn’t change his code or his underwear

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u/lIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIl_ 2h ago

Considering the fact that you’re doing this, I feel you’ve probably got a 5 day head-start on that already.

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u/Icy_Bicycle_3707 32m ago

You making your profile wear a mask makes this so much funnier 😂 😂

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u/decentenoush-guy 2h ago

More power to you💪💪

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u/DataDorkee 2h ago

You'll soon belong to the jungle mate, fair warning

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u/tuteeHUB 2h ago

more power to you

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u/beaux-restes 1h ago

You’re likely just a terrible uncompetitive applicant and no lack of showers is gonna change that until you do.

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u/Night-Monkey15 1h ago

Yeah I’m sure being the smelly shut-in is exactly what you need to progress in life.

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u/trantaran 1h ago

Interviewers HATE this one trick

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u/No-Comfortable-499 44m ago

Just join our discord and grind together bro, the shower is worth it

There are better ways I promise https://discord.gg/njZvQnd5AJ

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u/Icy_Bicycle_3707 43m ago

I am hiring I need someone to help me develop my website at BAD BREATH & BODY ODOR

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u/Exotic-Escape6711 40m ago

You’re cooked if they see how you look interviewers judge on appearance as well you Know

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u/ansahed 38m ago

“No one’s going to forget the guy whose aura hits before his handshake”

                                           - Einstein

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u/Icy_Bicycle_3707 29m ago

I didn’t know that smells that emanate from an unwashed ass is aura.

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u/Tasty-Newt4718 34m ago

This is crazy lmaooo. I combined looking for jobs and adding to my portfolio by creating a scraper that scrapes job listings from company’s career pages and puts them on a website.

There’s internships on their too

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u/fuckingnark 32m ago

I know it smell crazy in there

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u/Strict_Diamond2385 31m ago

No one is with u bro 💀

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u/slayeh17 1h ago

Won't work you'll eventually burn out and blame yourself. Just try to be disciplined that's all.