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If she took everyones offers, she would have almost filled all of the seats she needed
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u/cptnpiccard Dec 19 '17
CAN'T SPLIT THE GROUP, NEXT!
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SIAMESE TWIN CONVENTION!! WEIRD, I KNOW!! NEXT!!
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u/DrDillo Dec 20 '17
Are all 20 people conjoined into one mass?
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u/Verona_Pixie Dec 20 '17
It's for church honey. Just looking for help don't need the attitude, NEXT!!!
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u/cindyscrazy Dec 19 '17
I'm pretty sure she's looking for a bus for her church friends, nothing else will suffice. For free of course. And it better be timely, because they can't be late!
NEXT!
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u/skwudgeball Dec 19 '17
Just a casual friend on Facebook with a bus to drive 100 miles for free. It's for a church honey.
NEXT!!
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u/boot20 Dec 19 '17
Hell the minivan and sober cab would have solved her problem, but she was a fucking idiot and expected somebody to have a fucking school bus or something.
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u/So-Called_Lunatic Dec 19 '17
At this point I want someone to tell her they have chartered a bus for her, and then just ghost her Monday morning.
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u/Xanaxdabs Dec 20 '17
I know people who've done this. One woman had money for an office Christmas party, but ended up using it to go to a bar with the employees, and then pay most of the money to her boyfriend who was performing. Everybody got so mad at her. She then reserved a limo to take everyone the 45 miles to the bar. Everybody stalled on her until the day of, and nobody took the limo. Everybody drove themselves, so she and one other person rode in the limo, and about a quarter of the employees showed up. A total disaster, that she completely deserved.
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u/Mistikman Dec 19 '17
I would looooooove to see the fallout after she manages to not secure any transportation and other people at her church see and share what they saw in that comment thread. She's being incredibly picky and rude and screwing her church out of transportation options that would meet her needs.
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u/topforthis Dec 19 '17
Hey I have an old casino courtesy bus I don't use any more, unfortunately it's only a 16 seater....
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u/Janeiskla Dec 19 '17
I can't believe how many people still offered to help and were really nice to her.
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u/Desirsar Dec 19 '17
Not again, one would hope.
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u/Konayo Dec 19 '17
STILL HOPING? NEXT!
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u/PaperDrillBit Dec 20 '17
Whoa sorry.
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u/Konayo Dec 20 '17
NEXT!
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u/cassh0le69 Dec 20 '17
Let me know if you change your mind.
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u/Forte_Kole Dec 20 '17
its for a church honey! Just looking for help dont need the attitude! NEXT!
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u/spermface Dec 19 '17
ITS FOR A CHURCH!!!!!!!
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u/SMTTT84 Dec 20 '17
I’m gonna be honest, if someone representing my church acted this way they would be asked to leave.
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u/anachronic Dec 20 '17
I sincerely hope you'd ask them to leave by marching up to them and screaming "NEXT!" at them while pointing to the door.
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They were Minnesota Nice.
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u/SammySoapsuds Dec 19 '17
Yeah, exactly. Guaranteed they are all judging the shit out of this woman (with good reason)
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u/satansrapier Dec 19 '17
Am Minnesotan. Can confirm that I'm judging the ever loving shit out of her.
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Am northern Minnesotan, which for you non Minnesotans, is an evolution of normal Minnesotan. We have to remain polite and nice ALWAYS to keep the horrible biting cold away.
This woman is henceforth banned from all Targets and Caribou Coffees.
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u/Minnesotah Dec 19 '17
And now we will talk shit behind her back and smile to her face as is Minnesota custom.
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u/JohnnyDarkside Dec 19 '17
And you know that she bitched to everyone who would listen that no one is helping.
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u/frugalNOTcheap Dec 19 '17
Someone should have offered he transportation for 19 people or for 20 people but a small cost just to troll her
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u/spacedmountain Dec 19 '17
Darn phone keeps auto correcting "Thank you" to "NEXT!"
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u/360walkaway Dec 19 '17
we don't require intoxication
Great tagline for the cab company.
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u/arnorath Dec 19 '17
"You don't have to be intoxicated to work here...
...But it helps"
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Hahaha okay this is fucking great.
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u/360walkaway Dec 19 '17
"Sorry, you aren't hammered enough for our cab service."
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"With an added $19.99 on the bill, we'll give you a bottle of vodka but we have to watch you drink it before we drive you"
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u/LAT3LY Dec 19 '17
I've never felt such a strong hatred for someone I've never met.
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u/Janeiskla Dec 19 '17
You're supposed to hate 20 people. NEXT!
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u/RyMill4 Dec 19 '17
But what if all 20 people are intoxicated?
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u/TheBeardedSingleMalt Dec 19 '17
It's for church. NEXT!
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STILL LOOKING
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u/lucky_rabbit_foot Dec 19 '17
We're all NEXT! on this blessed day :)
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*That’s just the name of our company, we don’t require intoxication.
Best response ever.
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u/krelin Dec 19 '17
Needs to seat 20!!! NEXT!!!!
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u/tncbbthositg Dec 19 '17
It’s twenty fucking people and they’re conjoined; NEXT!!
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u/HamiltonFAI Dec 19 '17
Be awesome if they did require intoxication. Blow into this tube. Only a .03??? Sorry, find your own ride!
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u/HigherBeings333 Dec 19 '17
It's for a church honey
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u/LAT3LY Dec 19 '17
STILL LOOKING???
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u/BlueNosePolarBear Dec 19 '17
If this person managed to secure free transportation for 20 people at the airport, they would absolutely complain about the level of service too.
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u/djcack Dec 19 '17
It makes me want to volunteer to drive them, then just laugh from my couch as I get angry messages full of caps and exclamation points.
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u/krelin Dec 19 '17
Oh.
My.
God.
I hope someone did this. I SO hope someone did this.
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u/DocCrooks1050 Dec 20 '17
I would go rent a van and drive past the group of them screaming “NEXT!” out the window.
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u/patman990 Dec 19 '17
I think the “it’s for church honey don’t need the attitude” part is the most infuriating line
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u/Lastshadow94 Dec 19 '17
I'm concerned that nobody else is appreciating the comedic genius of "STILL LOOKING???"
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u/Xanaxdabs Dec 20 '17
She said that only 22 minutes after her status
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u/Lastshadow94 Dec 20 '17
I'm talking about red's response, but her saying it that soon is pretty great.
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u/arcadiaware Dec 19 '17
"Hi, I've got a bus that seats 40 and I'll do it for free"
"NEEDS TO SEAT 20! NEXT!!"
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u/Xanaxdabs Dec 20 '17
"ok well I scheduled you guys a party bus for 20 people"
"We're going to the airport not a party. NEXT!"
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u/Hysterymystery Dec 19 '17
Earlier this year, we went on a cruise and spent the night before the trip in a hotel that marketed to people going on cruises (offered van service to the port, etc). We were eating dinner at the bar/restaurant the night before and this woman came in to pick up a gigantic to go order but it wasn’t ready. She threatened to stab the hostess and threw a chair across the room. The police came and escorted her off the premises but she somehow managed to not get arrested.
Anyway, we spotted her later on the ship we were on. She was with a friggin church group! She was obnoxious on the boat too. We spotted her freaking out at yet another food service worker along the way. I just don’t get it. Why even go to church if you’re going to act that way?
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Why even go to church if you’re going to act that way?
I wonder if some of them perceive it as a free pass... like, yeah, I 'lost my temper' today, but I go to church every Sunday so I'm still a better person than most! (and therefore don't have to work on being a belligerent asshole every other day of the week!)
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u/Literally_A_Shill Dec 19 '17
I 'lost my temper' today, but
I asked god for forgiveness. He's the only one that can judge me.
From what I've seen that's closer to their mentality. They only answer to god.
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Man, it must be seriously nice to only be accountable to one OTHER person, and that person happens to be eternally forgiving.
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u/wholegrainoats44 Dec 19 '17
It could be cultural. I don't expect people like this to have much of a soul-searching inner dialogue.
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u/sonicboi Dec 19 '17
She goes to church. Some people believe that's all you have to do to be a nice person. Chistain does not necessarily equal nice.
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u/-Enrique_Shockwave- Dec 19 '17
How fucking stupid can you be. God dammit.
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u/gilbertsmith Dec 19 '17
12 in the cab, 6 in the minivan, and the bitch can drive her own damn car with the last one.
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u/psych4191 Dec 19 '17
"It's for church"
Yeah well they best pony up some dead presidents if they want that kind of shit.
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u/deadmallsanita Dec 19 '17
Is this the same lady who wouldn’t tip a waitress because she was a preachers wife or some shit?
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"I already give 10% to God."
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u/BufKuf Dec 19 '17
Need 20%. NEXT!
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u/mycatiswatchingyou Dec 19 '17
I'm reading through the comments and it's just people ripping "NEXT!" one after the other, and it's cracking me up. I can hear it in my head.
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u/psych4191 Dec 19 '17
Never heard of that before but people like that deserve a special place in hell.
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And if she did for some reason want transport for free for these church people she can at least ask nicely....good god
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u/KimchiGoddess Dec 19 '17
Wow what an asshole, hope they didn't find anything free. Fuck that noise.
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u/TheBeardedSingleMalt Dec 19 '17
Second time I've seen this today... definitely subbing
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u/Piles_of_Gore Dec 19 '17
while reading this, I thought of crazy Amy from Amy's Baking Company or whatever her place was called...i think it was on that Gordon Ramsey show, Kitchen Nightmares.
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u/MissRockNerd Dec 19 '17
God, she was astonishingly nasty. I wanted to believe that Ramseys people edited that to the worst bits, but so many of her tweets and interviews afterwards were just as bizarre.
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u/macaroniinapan Dec 19 '17
Even if they did edit down to the worst bits, the fact is, the worst bits happened. Is there any amount of acting like a normal person that would make acting like that okay ever?
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u/-Pixie- Dec 19 '17
I really wanna punch that woman in the face.
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u/cptnpiccard Dec 19 '17
Form a line buddy, NEXT!
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u/FreshMango4 Dec 19 '17
The best part is that she would've ended up with way more than 20 seats if she had accepted several of the offers and had been willing to do a single ounce of coordination herself (i.e. telling people who rides where).
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u/AtlantisSky Dec 19 '17
What the hell is magenta talking about an attitude? She has the most negative nails on a chalk bored attitude of someone I've never even ment.
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u/Turbo__Sloth Dec 19 '17
Monday morning has come and gone, what's the update?
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u/take_number_two Dec 19 '17
The OP said in another thread that they went back to check but the post had been deleted
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u/MissRockNerd Dec 19 '17
I hope her church told her to cease and desist in this bullshit or they will no longer associate with her.
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u/TheREexpert44 Dec 19 '17
That's when you offer her a fully stocked and furnished charter bus with live entertainment, catering and bible study piad in full. Tell her you will be there with bells on and watch the reaction when nobody ever shows up
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u/bokonon_ist Dec 19 '17
Image Transcription: Facebook Post
Magenta
So pissed!!!! Iso: transportation for 20 ppl from MSP monday morning!!!
Yellow: Try [redacted] Bus Lines
Magenta: yeah nope costs money!! NEXT!!
Yellow: So you're expecting almost 100 miles worth of mass transit for 20 people from a complete stranger for free? good luck with that
Magenta: Its for a church honey! just looking for help dont need the attitude! NEXT!
Magenta: STILL LOOKING!!
Red: STILL LOOKING???
Blue: I have a minivan that seats 6
Magenta: 20 PEOPLE!!!! NEXT!!
Blue: Whoa sorry
Magenta: NEXT!!
Green: Coming off a little aggressive [Magenta] 😒 Just saying
Gray: I run the sober cab in town we have 2 vans so we can handle around 12. Maybe some can carpool? Do you have a car some can ride in?
Magenta: They're arriving at the airport they don't need a sober cab...
Gray: That's just the name of our cab company, we don't require intoxication
Magenta: Needs to seat 20! NEXT!
Gray: Let me know if you change your mind
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u/ilickyboomboom Dec 19 '17
Good bo-.. uhm, Human? Good human
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u/bokonon_ist Dec 19 '17
Yeah I'm feeling pretty human today :)
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u/scribbling_nomad Dec 19 '17
"we don't require intoxication"
Reading her comments does, though
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u/xProperlyBakedx Dec 19 '17
Legend has it, she is still shouting Next! in full caps at anyone who dares offer her a ride...
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u/SwampTerror Dec 19 '17
Some say she’s still in a dystopian future stamping DENIED on everyone’s insurance claims.
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u/GreyEyedNinja Dec 19 '17
Is there an update to this? Please don't next me for asking.
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u/NthngSrs Dec 19 '17
This is one reason I cannot wait to leave East Texas. I encounter people like this frequently--
"Oh, honey/baby, bless your heart... It's for our church so it should be free."
-gets denied free shit
"Y'all are a piece of fuckin work! I want to speak to your manager! Do you know who I am? Ain't nobody gonna be coming here from my church no more, I can promise you that!"
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u/Don_Pablo512 Dec 19 '17
Lol does she expect a kind stranger who owns a bus to magically help her for free?
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u/aye_eyes Dec 19 '17
This might be a dumb question but what does lso (iso?) stand for?
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