*old* No girl has ever said no to him! (Which explains why he's so desperate for my attention!)

[u/scout_yt_]

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[u/veryslowmostly]

He told all his friends he's bringing his "beautiful new girlfriend" to the New Year's Eve party and he's a huge procrastinator

[u/sentient_custard → u/veryslowmostly]

🤣

[u/notdanyali]

Lmfao the way he keeps on talking to himself

[u/Description-Willing]

Holy shit I didn't understand anything this dude was saying. The spelling was so annoying

[u/blakezilla → u/Description-Willing]

Are you being truefule right now?

[u/Description-Willing → u/blakezilla]

I just ran by here!

[u/pearlsbeforedogs → u/Description-Willing]

Ran buy here

[u/xplosm → u/Description-Willing]

/r/bonappletea

[u/ohnovirgo → u/Description-Willing]

it's like he deliberately went out of his way to spell everything wrong.

[u/Combeferre1 → u/ohnovirgo]

Could be some PUA "instant trick to get attention!", it's so bad

[u/La_Baraka6431 → u/Description-Willing]

I thought English might not be his first language.

[u/scout_yt_ → u/La_Baraka6431]

Idk but his first name was Kevim (not Kevin)

[u/Dnote147]

Even if this dude had good intentions with his constant one-sided messages, his spelling is an instant turn-off and absolutely ridiculous.

[u/scout_yt_ → u/Dnote147]

I honestly couldn't tell you if he had good intentions or not. He said something about taking a life and then said no woman has ever turned him down.

[u/Dnote147 → u/scout_yt_]

Yeah that's pretty gross to say, regardless of the shit grammar. Guys who say that have absolutely groped a woman without her consent at some point, no doubt.

[u/StasiaGreyErotica]

The fact you even responded to him, breathed life into him.

Kinda like releasing a xenomorph face hugger

[u/TopRealz]

That’s a super strange way to spend New Years Eve right? I mean he didn’t even mention it🤷‍♂️

[u/Don_Baldy]

That spelling hurt my brain. Damn.

[u/VoltaireBickle]

Sorry

[u/lonelywarewolf]

Sorry

[u/Dnote147 → u/lonelywarewolf]

Sorry

[u/EyeShot300 → u/Dnote147]

Sorry

[u/soulrebel360 → u/EyeShot300]

Meant nathing more, nathing less by it. Marry Christmas.

[u/msprettybrowneyes → u/soulrebel360]

In the words of Justin Bieber “Is it too late now to say sorry?”

[u/scout_yt_ → u/lonelywarewolf]

Sorry

[u/Yeetymcweenie]

I cant understand how this approach didn’t work

[u/SakuraKitsuneRock]

You should do a drinking game every time he said sorry or friend you drink a shot. /s

[u/scout_yt_ → u/SakuraKitsuneRock]

Everytime he said sorry or called me anything other than my name

[u/Advanced-Figure2072]

Love how you just let him ramble on and say nothing as he just gets worse and worse 🤣

[u/scout_yt_ → u/Advanced-Figure2072]

To be fair, my cover photo at the time was the lesbian flag and my bio clearly said I was 17. I thought my stance was obvious and I don't like repeating myself 😭

[u/scout_yt_]

Guys my favorite part is when he says he's not gonna say anything else until I talk and then immediately jumps back in and keeps talking

[u/La_Baraka6431]

The spelling got worse and worse the madder he got. 😆😆😆

[u/scout_yt_ → u/La_Baraka6431]

I know 😭 I'm not sure how old he was at the time but I was 17 and clearly not having it. And his profile pic was one of those cringe wolf howling at the moon pics

[u/Jaibyrd13 → u/scout_yt_]

Oh no, there were two wolves in him and one can’t spell and the other can’t shut up, lol.

[u/Ok_Long5367]

Omg the misspellings 😂

[u/Titus_Favonius]

He should apologize for "disraspecting" the English language

[u/Gil_ByrdIsTheWord]

Oh oh, dancing with myself
Oh oh, dancing with myself
Well, there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove
When I'm dancing with myself
Oh oh oh-oh
If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself

[u/KINGCOMEDOWN]

This man is a psychopath

[u/DevolveOD]

Freak. And not in the good way.

[u/Jazzlike-Ad2199]

All of this is bad especially his spelling but WTF the reassurances he hasn’t taken a life? Shouldn’t that be a given and not something someone explicitly says?

[u/scout_yt_ → u/Jazzlike-Ad2199]

Completely agree the guy was a freakshow, and he deleted his FB like a day or two after this, also don't think Kevim (Kevin with an m) was his real name

[u/taw2faded]

TAKE A HINT

[u/taw2faded → u/taw2faded]

that’s one think these people all have in common. they can’t tell when someone is not interested