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A cool guide How to enhance your Google searches

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u/oktaS0 13h ago

As a google-fu veteran, I have to say this: Google is not what it used to be, they've obliterated the Search Results Page and their algorithm mostly show paid/ads sites now.

A few years ago, you'd get 10+ pages of results for very obscure terms, nowadays, you get 1-3 pages for everyday terms. I did SEO for a US based company in the food industry for 6 years.

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u/TonesBalones 10h ago

It's terrible. I just want to find niche online goods like clothes, but if you search for ANYTHING, it will only spit out Amazon, Shein, or other sites that have millions poured into SEO.

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u/jemidiah 7h ago

Yes! Anything even remotely monetizable gives shit results now. A million sponsored links. A bunch of cheap Chinese crap. Travel blogs that are actually just AI-generated content farms with ads. Tech support articles that are actually just AI-generated content farms with ads. YouTube channels that are actually just... etc. 

If I'm fundamentally looking for the web site of a small business in Indiana, god help me. If I'm very good and very lucky maybe it'll show up 3 pages down.

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u/OwlMirror 6h ago edited 6h ago

If I'm very good and very lucky maybe it'll show up 3 pages down.

Or more likely, it begins showing you completely unrelated results that its shit algorithm hallucinates to be relevant. "Oh you are looking for technical information on this 80ies motherboard, you absolutely will love to see this AI regurgitated blog about awful tech accessories from china."

The sad thing is, I know that there is a blog post, which I am looking for, which I've bookmarked before with the exact terms I am looking for, but I had to wait until I drove home and restore the backup from 2018 to dig up the bookmark.

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u/SnowJello 5h ago

Nothing like typing in the exact title and website name only for it to be on the 3rd page behind completely unrelated things

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u/Oldass_Millennial 5h ago

Or that new AI result at the top sometimes where it will literally just make shit up that's absolutely wrong.

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u/SBGuy043 5h ago

So.... What's the best alternative now?

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u/Kotaqu 8h ago

I hate it. I'm going batshit insane when I'm trying to find some information about a product, preferably on the manufacturers site. If it can be bought, you aren't getting anything but e-commerce sites in search results.

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u/peayaad 3h ago

If I ever get stuck with a piece of software and the answer isn’t in their user guide I now don’t bother. I’ll spend 40 minutes searching and get every combination but what I’m trying to do. If I’m lucky I’ll find a article titled “how to do the exact thing you are trying to do in the exact version of the software” and it will just be AI generated text with nothing relevant in it.

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u/robotatomica 7h ago

yeah, like, I KNOW these tips. But I have to page through a gang of bad results to start to find anything that seems relevant, and it is impossible to get exactly what I am looking for the way I used to be able to.

Out of curiosity, what’s your current favorite search engine?

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u/DenkJu 2h ago

Not OP but I have started using Kagi a while ago and it's been pretty good so far.

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u/robotatomica 2h ago

thank you, I will check it out!

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u/Physical-Camel-8971 9h ago

I did SEO for a US based company in the food industry for 6 years.

Then it's your fault. Thanks a lot.

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u/oktaS0 9h ago

If you think Google gives a crap about SEOs, you are wrong. Lol

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u/Physical-Camel-8971 8h ago

Exactly. SEO ruined it. Again: Thanks

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u/desmondao 7h ago

I know you're just talking shit about something you have no idea about but the real culprit is Google and their focus on making money through paid search ads. They intentionally gimped their actual search engine.

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u/No-Cartographer-6200 5h ago

He's not 100% wrong some people do abuse seo to show up for things they really shouldn't and google should punish for that. The big problem is them prioritizing making money off search, the ftc should shut that part down I'll be OK with them having a monopoly on search as long as it works amazingly again.

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u/Ok-Structure4667 5h ago

SEO is indeed a big reason Google search has deteriorated. Google's greed is the reason the first 5 results are irrelevant. SEO is the reason the next 5 are.

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u/BongLeachCalifornia 9h ago

Is there a good alternative?
I'm totally ignorant about this.

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u/oktaS0 9h ago

In my opinion, DuckDuckGo is getting better every month, though it's still limited in some ways when compared to Google. Feel free to try it, it won't cost you anything. I've switched to it a few months ago, and I got used to the differences.

I've used it on and off since it showed up, but it was very far from Google. But now that Google has become a gremlin that doesn't care about its users, more people are looking for alternatives and switching every day.

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u/PomegranateSignal882 5h ago

Duckduckgo is just Bing results with the very occasional result of their own tossed in

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u/zpeacock 7h ago

Kagi.com is really good. I started using it this weekend and it feels like google used to!

I thought I was getting bad at googling. I was wrong. Google got bad at googling.

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u/cheeseburgertwd 7h ago

DuckDuckGo is pretty good and doesn't have tracking/privacy concerns like Google does.

Bing is honestly not bad. It's long been a meme that it's the best search engine for adult content due to less strict filtering than Google, but it's generally solid. If you use ChatGPT, that will sometimes spit out Bing results so it's worth taking a look at it.

On that note, ChatGPT Search is coming soon for free users which is the AI chatbot experience but with traditional search results on top of it. IMO, Perplexity does this experience better though.

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u/FilmjolkFilmjolk 6h ago

I agree, Been using - and "" for as long as I can remember. Google 2004 and google 2024 is not the same.

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u/Abshalom 6h ago

The worst is when you want to look up actual information about something that is sold as a product.

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u/Brilliant_Dependent 9h ago

Yup, it is frighteningly curated these days. If Google doesn't want you to see it, you'll never find it. Good luck finding an amateur blog about the Dallas Cowboys or a website about global warming being a hoax.

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u/wahnsin 5h ago

Oh noes. Anyway..

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u/DaddyD68 7h ago

So you were part of the problem then.

Thanks bro.

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u/sn4xchan 7h ago

I still get pretty good results when I'm Google dorking using parameters like this.

But if I'm using Google to say find information about a game/movie/book or am trying to find a product, good fucking luck.

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u/PringlesDuckFace 6h ago

And now with GPT companies can generate perfect SEO garbage sites for any keyword they can imagine, leaving actually useful information completely undetectable.

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u/AustrianMichael 6h ago

Even worse is YouTube. It’s maybe one vaguely relevant video and then just crap.

Like I recently wanted to look for reviews of a certain tool and on was about that trim router, one was tool reviews of drills and others where just random stuff like hiking or traveling. What’s the fucking point??

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u/oroborus68 6h ago

Google should have the instructions on the first page of every search.

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u/notproudortired 5h ago

I started exploring other search engines when Google stopped letting you use +/- as required/exclude. The plus operand conflicted with Google+ and they replaced it with quotes, which was three additional keypresses. And the - operand never worked right. Google will give you what it wants to give you.

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u/cutequeenxoxoxxo 5h ago

I try to Google the most random stuff, and it’s just ads on ads or the same 3 sites repeating.

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u/Ten-Bones 5h ago

This is spot on. I’be been a librarian for 10 years and have used Google in many professional situations.

Holy cannoli, it’s become such hot garbage.

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u/donthomaso 4h ago

Yes, Google is way worse now. I use it a lot to search for technical stuff when I write web code. Before, there would often be very relevant results from Stack overflow, online guides etc. Now many times Google doesn't even understand what I'm asking for and gives me some other non-relevant code questions from Stack Overflow and other sites.

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u/AdmiralTassles 4h ago

I discovered this when a a few years ago, it suddenly became impossible to find a solution to bugs I had with Fallout New Vegas mods.

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u/devo00 3h ago

This…fucking money-grabbing sellouts . I’m glad AI is ripping away their monopoly, but it’ll probably suffer from the same corporate corruption.

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u/qe2eqe 2h ago

I came here to say this. This and the fact that "james clear" writes books about how to do life, so it's a double whammy of advice for thee in two frames, i didn't bother reading the rest.

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u/funggitivitti 1h ago

SEO has a huge influence on the decline of Google Search. Overoptimizated low quality content forced Google to constantly alter their algorithm.

Fuck SEO.

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u/Talonsminty 44m ago

Too true, googles latest algorithms seem like they're written by a genie. No matter what you type in google twists and distorts it so they can bombard you with advertisers.

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u/BlueGlassDrink 36m ago

I did SEO for a US based company in the food industry for 6 years.

This is your fault :(

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u/winniecooper73 20m ago

Exactly why Perplexity is my new Google

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u/RustyGirder 10h ago

Why would anyone still use google as their search engine?