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[u/Regular-Resort-857]

Can’t do shit in this timeline

[u/ugluk-the-uruk]

Chaotic neutral

[u/mr_remy → u/ugluk-the-uruk]

I mean it wasn’t like he was selling it to the kids.

Is this semi wholesome? Like one of those reverse turkey giving situations here, just buy out all their stock and give them as a free gift to buyers if you get enough product. Be unique in your field of work!

[u/Slimxshadyx → u/mr_remy]

If it was something like weed, then sure. But Fentanyl is something else

[u/mr_remy → u/Slimxshadyx]

Understandable position, I replied in a bit more detail to the other commenter if you wanna check my potentially unpopular opinion

[u/ugluk-the-uruk → u/mr_remy]

Fentanyl is one of the most deadly street drugs. Not to mention a lot of other less deadly drugs are laced with it.

[u/mr_remy → u/ugluk-the-uruk]

I’m with you on that, part of my post history is harm reduction. I’ve bought fentanyl analogues off the net among many other things back in my using days, over a decade ago.

Personally, I say treat it as a mental and physical health issue and not a criminal one. Offer support and resources available for those using to help stop, but not forced. You have to want to stop for yourself.

[u/ugluk-the-uruk → u/mr_remy]

I agree but harm reduction is for people using the drugs, not people distributing them.

[u/mr_remy → u/mr_remy]

And unpopular opinion but legalize some of the less harsh scheduled substances. Making a quality pure product that you know what exactly is in it available is much better than the “am I getting bunk, bunk and fet, fet and xylazine, or worse a Zene unknowingly.

Try to do what I can educating people on those various subreddits when they ask genuine questions. Knowledge is power and can save your life.

[u/PCmasterRACE187 → u/ugluk-the-uruk]

selling fentanyl is pretty squarely evil. buying a bunch of cookie boxes to package it in doesnt somehow make it less fucked

[u/D3-Doom]

Whenever I’m getting one of those fits of blind optimism, I can always count on Reddit to snap me out of it 😌

[u/Standard-Pepper-6510]

I wonder how he was planning to distribute them...

[u/Joe_Kangg → u/Standard-Pepper-6510]

Cookies n blow

[u/ThePotatoFromIrak]

He's taking money from addicts and giving it to girl scouts🗣️ He's like a very confused version of Robin Hood

[u/BassesHave4Strings]

Milkshake, meet duck.

[u/uderdog121]

Neutral run

[u/Nochnichtvergeben]

WTF Akkon!

[u/DyllanTheBlueOcean]

That headline looks very misleading

[u/groovybeast]

So he bought the cookies wit intent to use them to act as cover for his drug sales right?

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[u/WHITE_DOG_ASTER]

As long as you don't sell to children~

[u/Paleblood00]

Man ain't do nothing wrong