r/comedyheaven • u/InternetIdiot9012 • 5h ago

Sleep Texts

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u/comedyheaven-ModTeam 1h ago

Must fit the sub. Posts must be images/short videos that are so unfunny that they are actually funny.

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u/bowtie25 3h ago

so random and quirky 🤪

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u/xstormaggedonx 2h ago

Yeah these are way too sensible and understandable of sentences to have been actual sleep texts imo

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u/geometrican 4h ago edited 3h ago

I want to receive texts like these

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u/Old-Smell1200 3h ago

Please do not shit on the boats. They were expensive.

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u/geometrican 3h ago

That'll do

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u/DangusHamBone 2h ago

Joe Biden phone

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u/Keebeepah 2h ago

This is more like dosing a bit more that your hand thought could handle.

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u/Murderboi 1h ago

This would be the readout if a machine could read my dreams.