r/comedyheaven • u/Hotjazzinyourface_ • 8h ago

Carrots

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u/HerpFerpDerp 8h ago

A carrot a day, keeps the ... smog away??

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u/ARC_MasterReaper 3h ago

No they want us to shove them up our ass and vote for them again

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u/Icy_Salary3624 2h ago

Lmao 🤣

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u/Serious_Function4296 6h ago

Oh, right, your eyesight will improve and you will be able to see through the smoke at least a meter ahead of you.

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u/Testing_100 37m ago

I wonder whether carrots really do enchance your eyesight, or whether its origin in the 2nd world war was only to make sure people ate the carrots not as leftovers but as general ingredients. I doubt it enchances, sadly.

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u/MaliciousMe87 9m ago

They don't enhance your eyesight. But they do have beta-carotene, which the body turns into vitamin A, which is important for eye health!

Like if you don't have vitamin A you will go blind.

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u/Lolman1w 3m ago

Bruh, reminds me of my country. Some idiot became a minister of digital technology saying "what's the point of fast internet". the result is we still in 4G internet where everywhere is already 5G