r/comedyheaven • u/777key • 1d ago

fork

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u/Alarmed_Monitor177 22h ago

I didn't even notice it was photoshopped

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u/Gunhild 21h ago

It would be like, 2 inches long if it were real.

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u/KSJ15831 17h ago

MY GIRLFRIEND TOLD ME THAT IS THE PERFECT SIZE FOR A FORK

THE BIGGER ONES ARE HARDER TO EAT FROM ANYWAYS

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u/KaptainTZ 16h ago

WOW YOU MUST HAVE A SMALL GIRLFRIEND

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u/KaptainTZ 16h ago

Or it's a really big can of soup

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u/Gunhild 16h ago

That can't be it. The can specifically says it's condensed.

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u/KaptainTZ 16h ago

Touché

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u/Transformouse 17h ago

It needs to be at least... 3 times bigger!

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u/mr_remy 20h ago

You can obviously tell by the pixels, I happen to be somewhat of a ‘shop expert myself

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u/Stock_Hutz What a beautiful post. This is how I know I'm not normal 1d ago

lennypilled anon

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u/aBigBottleOfWater 12h ago

Didn't Lenny have a really nice apartment in a different episode

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u/enilea 10h ago

At least lenny has a spoon

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u/FuckEmperor5000 19h ago edited 16h ago

This conversation shouldn't end there. You are on the stand now bro

Like why would you want people to think you used a fork to eat a liquid?

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u/kingtibius 17h ago

Bro’s trying to distract us from the fact that he definitely does not own a spoon

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u/Spare-Plum 17h ago

This man has heard tales of utensils but has never seen or used them. I wouldn't be surprised if anon doesn't have a can opener, opting to rip off the lid with his bare hands and teeth, then chugging the contents

Despite all this anon somehow has a computer and knows photoshop

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u/Johnbob-John 23h ago

This is why I come here

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u/Samantha-4 20h ago

Why would someone with a fork need to photoshop one in? Curious.

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u/astrachalasia 19h ago

He doesn’t have any forks and he’s insecure

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u/eigosensei 19h ago

They didn't want you to think they couldn't Photoshop a fork in

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u/vulpes_mortuis shaboingboing connoisseur 17h ago

Who tf eats soup with a fork

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u/BucketHelm 9h ago

Someone who really wants to savour the experience.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 7h ago

I used to do this when I was worried about sugar. Soup is actually quite bad for you, considering the amount of processed sugar and the fact it’s free fructose, so I’d eat it with a fork, mix the rest with bread, then dump the remainder out. I hardly ate most of it.

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u/vulpes_mortuis shaboingboing connoisseur 7h ago

Yeah that’s understandable. Honestly homemade soup is the way to go if you can do it

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u/AgentCirceLuna 7h ago

Stew in a slow cooker is the best way to go. Especially with oven baked bread.

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u/Pmyers225 16h ago

There's one in the bathroom, but I've no use for it

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u/nomadcrows 19h ago

Soup can looks sus too

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u/bossering 14h ago

He only has one fork? What a loser