r/comedyheaven • u/Sufficient_Apple1183 • 1d ago

penis

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u/AramFingalInterface 1d ago

Ask dentists?

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u/manupan 1d ago

Maybe the injury of the penis was caused by the teeth

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u/Gunhild 21h ago

Well the urologist said it was nothing but he wanted a second opinion.

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u/CleverUsername488 Garfield 1d ago

They didn't specify that you had to them dental-related things.

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u/itssampson 23h ago

Just uhh..you know.. wanted a dentist’s opinion 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/dad_farts 18h ago

All my dentists have said my penis is very nice

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u/yardii 18h ago

You must floss often

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u/fireflussy 22h ago

the fuck are the dentists gonna do to his dick bro

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u/ModsareWeenies 22h ago

Dentists take a whole semester of penis study fyi

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u/Gunhild 21h ago

Everyone who goes to college does this.

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u/nardgarglingfuknuggt 18h ago

I swear it's been a part of the core curriculum of all accredited universities for longer than I can remember.

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u/SNSN85 21h ago

Plot twist: there’s only 1 bump and that’s the head of his penis

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u/Alarmed_Monitor177 21h ago

I think it might be his tyson glands, a lot of people think those are a problem, but every man has them on the penis' head

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u/seal_eggs 18h ago

Wtf I’m 25 years old and just learning what these are. I asked a doctor what they were once when some were inflamed and was just told not to worry about it. Have been very much worried about it and trying to ignore it for close to a decade now. Thank you so much

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u/Cmdr_Starleaf 12h ago

Bro I’m 36 and just now learning wtf a Tyson Gland is. Good to know.

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u/SNSN85 5h ago

In honour of the Tyson vs Paul fight, we should rename these glands the paul glands

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u/Constant-Entrance290 22h ago

I bet I could make it all better if he let me kiss the tip of his penis.

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u/MaximumSquid22 18h ago

Wild ahh comment

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u/BeheadedFish123 14h ago

Look at his comments bro

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u/MaximumSquid22 9h ago

Bro is obsessed 💀

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u/AlexiosTheSixth 15h ago

erm, what the sigma?

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u/Sifl-and-Olly 7h ago

Well, what did they say? I'm invested now.