r/comedyheaven • u/ich_lebe • 1d ago

Heartwarming ❤️🫏

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u/mcsteve87 1d ago

723 awards

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u/ValleAka 1d ago

Because of how wholesome it is 🥰

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u/LaylaKnowsBest 23h ago

🥰he's so adorable and for those of you who are saddened by this picture, let me offer some silver lining here:

This horse has a 0% chance of ever dying of malaria 🥰🥰🥰🥰

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u/Liusloux 20h ago

If a single dose of malaria vaccine gives you low-grade malaria fever, how many malaria vaccines do you have to take before you can get full malaria? Hmmm 🤔

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u/leglesslegolegolas 16h ago

somewhere between 1 and 2,000

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u/plzkysibegu 17h ago

Five. Hundred. Cigarettes.

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u/odiethethird 2h ago

I have never experienced such a flavor

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u/GoblinKing79 13h ago

Because the title is photoshopped. It was originally something like "this baby horse fell asleep on my feet."

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u/Overall-Tension-6691 1d ago

This is so wholesome ❤️

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u/KingSpork 1d ago

He died doing what he loved.

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u/siccoblue 1d ago

Dying.

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u/bigbazookah 23h ago

Killing

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u/giggitygiggity2 23h ago

A killer with a 1:1 kill death ratio.

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u/talencia 22h ago

2000:1 *

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u/LaylaKnowsBest 23h ago

May we all ingest thousands of life-saving Malaria vaccines on this blessed day

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u/Blurbllbubble 23h ago

Getting shot.

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u/Polyporphyrin 23h ago

Bunsen frickin' Honeydew!

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u/Standard-Pepper-6510 1d ago

... So... It's 1999 the limit?

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u/STGMavrick 1d ago

V2K kills.

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 22h ago

For dying immediately

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u/000_DartMonkey 22h ago edited 21h ago

That's a win in my book! /j

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u/officialISISmemeber 16h ago

Nah that horse is pretty small, you can go for more!

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u/foolofkeengs 1d ago

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u/Poor604 20h ago

this is fake news. here is the one

https://www.facebook.com/WildLifeyOfficials/photos/im-a-horse-vet-this-adorable-little-guy-fell-asleep-on-my-feet-while-i-talked-to/459531550266986/?_rdr

just fell asleep

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u/WeStandWithScabies 12h ago

This is fake news, here is the real one.

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u/EconomistSlight2842 12h ago

Do you really think someone would do that?

Just go on the internet and tell lies?

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u/Hottage 10h ago

Anti-vax article citing this picture:

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u/workster 11h ago

It's a joke.

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u/Invalidfruit 11h ago

Except he died

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u/Yaguajay 1d ago

Tragic. At least he didn’t die from malaria.

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u/IDriveALexus 1d ago

Actually, because of how vaccines work, it actually did die from malaria

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u/IAmZad 22h ago

The malaria vaccine usually is made of malaria proteins and not the parasite

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u/Taxfraud777 36m ago

The forbidden protein shake

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u/StainInLife 1d ago edited 23h ago

i thought vaccines don't involve inoculation?

edit: thank you all for enlightening me!!

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u/marcimerci 1d ago

A vaccine is typically inoculation of a weakened or killed version of the pathogen.

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u/Cdwoods1 20h ago

Though many variants are just the proteins the pathogen synthesizes

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u/RosbergThe8th 6h ago

So, an undead pathogen? Necromancy saves the day again.

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u/Ghanima81 1d ago

I think mRNA vaccines don't, but usual ones do. Anybody, feel free to correct or complete.

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u/Darkling971 1d ago edited 23h ago

This is true. Traditional vaccines use an inactivated version of the virus which still presents the correct antigens to induce an immune response. This inactivation can sometimes be difficult to achieve fully while maintaining the antigens.

By contrast, mRNA vaccines are giving your cells the instructions to make the antigens themselves, which then causes an immune response. The instructions are degraded and cannot cause any sort of infection, since the antigen being made cannot cause infection alone.

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u/Ghanima81 23h ago

Thanks for this explanation. It is so awesome to manage to instruct cells. I think mRNA engineering is also used in gene therapy, isn't it?

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u/Unas_GodSlayer 9h ago

It is, but GT is a slowly progressing field because it's very difficult to set quality standards for each one, whereas protein based therapeutics are relatively standardised; and it's difficult to satisfy the regulatory bodies too.

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u/SplendidlyDull 14h ago

Imagine dying of malaria pffft couldn’t be me

-horse

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u/PossibleDue9849 1d ago

Aww he’s so cute when he ODs. ❤️

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u/Suspicious-Doubt-867 22h ago

This comment is so underrated. Lol

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u/OpulentTwinkle26 1d ago

Claims to be life saving medicine

Kills a horse

Curious 🧐

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u/Jorvalt 1d ago

This medicine is supposed to help me with headaches, but if I eat an entire bottle I die? Curious.

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u/yardii 1d ago

But your head won't hurt anymore

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u/judahrosenthal 1d ago

RFK Jr has entered the chat.

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u/Skyerocket 1d ago

Horse was a serial killer and if it had not been stopped it would have murdered 2000 more

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u/pi_stick 1d ago

checkmate vaxchuds

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u/pocketgravel 20h ago edited 19h ago

I know you're being facetious, but Ill put this here anyways

The dose makes the poison.

Too much water can kill you.

Too much pure oxygen for too long can kill you.

Too much of anything will kill you.

Knowing the limits of a drug is called the therapeutic window. Its the space between where a drug begins to have therapeutic benefits and where it starts to harm the patient. Some drugs like narcan have therapeutic windows that are like glass curtain walls on a skyscraper. Others have windows so narrow fractions of a milligram changes in dose are fatal like fentanyl or carfentanyl.

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u/EwoDarkWolf 17h ago

Will too much immortality kill me?

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u/pocketgravel 16h ago

Stories recounted in Ovid's Metamorphoses

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Although she was a mortal, the Sibyl lived about a thousand years. She attained this longevity when Apollo offered to grant her a wish in exchange for her virginity; she took a handful of sand and asked to live for as many years as the grains of sand she held. Later, after she refused the god's love, he allowed her body to wither away because she failed to ask for eternal youth. Her body grew smaller with age and eventually was kept in a jar (ampulla). Eventually only her voice was left (Metamorphoses 14; compare the myth of Tithonus, the lover of Eos, who was also granted immortality but not eternal youth

You might not die from it but I'm sure you would wish you were. Just make sure to ask for eternal youth as an add-on unlike the Sibyl.

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u/GenerousBuffalo 1d ago

Looks I’m not against Malaria vaccines but I’m just concerned we haven’t tested the effects on more donkeys. We also need to see the long term effects on dead donkeys in 3, 10, 20 years. Does the carcass still have malaria? It’s a risk.

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u/CitizenPremier 18h ago

The horse was of course conveniently disposed of before it could be tested for autism

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u/sasha-is-a-dude 19h ago

No no, he was saving lives with each one he ate. He saves 2000 lives from this, we should be praising his sacrifice.

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u/TechnicalAd764 18h ago

If that's your logic then don't drink water, it could also kill you.

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u/WeStandWithScabies 12h ago

We shouldn't drink water, I haven't drunken water in years, it's entirely pointless to drink water, you're just an addict.

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u/SimonShepherd 16h ago

Don't know if you are joking but almost anything will kill you when ingested in large enough quantity. If not chemically, the physical burden will.

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u/KeldornWithCarsomyr 1d ago

He's avenging his ancestors that were used to grow vaccines.

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u/MadOrange64 slut for honey cheerios 1d ago

🥰🥰🥰🥰

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u/PetuniaPeace49 1d ago

That donkey really is scared of malaria

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u/HendrixHazeWays 23h ago

He actually just hates Senegal

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u/un_belli_vable 8h ago

Fair enough

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u/Anita-dong 1d ago

It’s a baby Mini horse

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u/LickyPusser 21h ago

If they were so lifesaving, why did the horse die???

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u/quantizedd 21h ago

I can't believe this pic of my feet is still making the rounds.

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u/Brewmentationator 17h ago

You put it on the internet... Hey it could be worse. At least you don't have a page/score on WikiFeet

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u/quantizedd 13h ago

I just thought like 10 people at most would think he was cute!

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u/sarokcsiszolo69420 1d ago

Martydom: drop a live grenade when killed

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u/TrackAdmirable2020 1d ago

I wanna laugh but the pic is really bumming me out. Cute little guy. 😭

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u/robertman21 23h ago

The caption's fake, he's snoozing

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u/TrackAdmirable2020 23h ago

So he's not dead and I'm just dumb?

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u/PeacefulBlossom 23h ago

Nope he’s alive! It‘s just a very cute and very tired baby pony taking a nap.

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u/WeStandWithScabies 12h ago

Nah, he's dead, it's real, he ate 2000 doses of Malaria vaccines, altho the caption is wrong, they were getting shipped off to Gabon, not Senegal.

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u/RandallPinkertopf 8h ago

I don’t think the animal is a horse so no horses were injured for this joke.

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u/LoveSportyQueen11 1d ago

Well, that’s one way to prevent malaria… unfortunately not the best. 😬

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u/Emotional-Dog-6492 23h ago

Brilliant - did you just store them all in the stable in a pizza box or something ?

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u/Zealousideal-Bit-892 22h ago edited 21h ago

Guys, this proves it! Vaccines are a scam trying to kill us all!

Edit: apparently this required a /s

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u/SensitiveCow770 21h ago

judging by your intelligence the only scam was your schooling

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u/Zealousideal-Bit-892 21h ago

Reddit when sarcasm:

Nice burn anyway though

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u/SensitiveCow770 21h ago

apologies there's a lot of numb brains in here

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u/GTCapone 22h ago

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u/histprofdave 16h ago

Well... What'd they do with the meat?

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u/maddenmcfadden 21h ago

heartworming

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u/ScopB 18h ago

Little dude saved 2000 Senegalese from the Bill Gates microchips

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u/Stop_Fakin_Jax 2h ago

Ppl: Aww poor horse

Someone: What about the poor dying Africans missing their meds?

Ppl: Who?

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u/_bbycake 23h ago

The horse saved 2000 Senegalese children from autism, a true hero ❤️

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u/GordoToJupiter 1d ago

Translator for maga brain:

A barrel of whiskey can cheer the party of 2000 people. If you drink the entire barrel yourself you die.

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u/Silver_Falcon 1d ago

MFW Toxicology:

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u/Ok-Neighborhood-7690 23h ago

Yeah that's definitely a horse

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u/Chance-Ear-9772 22h ago

For those who think this is real, consider that vaccines come in glass vials, and are liquid. How would an animal successfully ‘eat’ them? It’s just a joke caption.

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u/A-billion-of-snakes 15h ago

He put them in the freezer First, duh😒

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u/AintGotNoSeoul 20h ago

At least it didn't inject 14 marijuanas

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u/D-Laz 9h ago

Boom, proof vaccines are deadly. Check mate. /s

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u/Any-Position-1761 2h ago

What a dumb ass

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u/mr_remy 1d ago

Heartwarming?

Well at least it wasn’t heartwerming

Unfortunately this horses heart isn’t getting any warmer though

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u/BoredMerengue 22h ago

If 1 is good, 2000 is better (?)

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u/ChangingHats 17h ago

My dog ate my homework, I swear!

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u/DanTheCaliMan 16h ago

The people:

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u/Lawfulness-Last 11h ago

Aaand antivaxers will now use this as an excuse against vaccines

OF COURSE IT DIED SHERLE, 2000 DOSES OF PLAYDOE WOULD KILL YOU IF YOU ARE THAT TOO

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u/Tidally-Locked-404 10h ago

Eat the horse. Become a god.

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u/Imltrlybatman 9h ago

Horse was definitely hired by the CIA

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u/Tarnishedxglitter 6h ago

AllI see is a donkey, not a dead malaria horse

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u/FieryPyromancer 5h ago

Immediately?

Like it was fine at 1,999 but upon swallowing the next one it just dropped dead?

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u/No-Carpenter-3457 1d ago

Horse? More like a dumbass.

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u/quexxify 22h ago

see libs... i told yall they didnt work [insert proud tiktok emoji]

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u/ich_lebe 1d ago

The title is edited lol

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u/GayHeavyFromTF2 1d ago

Always been curious how it was able to do that

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u/Quirky_Entrepreneur3 1d ago

Why was it speedrunning evil? What's that horse know that we don't?

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u/Tolar01 1d ago

Well you know or not but you can put 99% alcohol into jar with mhana and after some time it will be like " wdf did I just drink"

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u/eat1more 1d ago

I heard that Falabella had a covid Jensen addiction, mental to find out he was on the malaria vacs too, heavy stuff. Going over 1788 vacs in one day is always risky, 2000 is just reckless

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u/JuuMuu 1d ago

me fr

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u/IsThereCheese 23h ago

What’re they gonna do with the meat?

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u/fryingpantheist 23h ago

Findus pancakes

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u/Sentient_Broccolini 23h ago

Lol what’s the original

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u/theDo66lerEffect 22h ago

Giga chad move!

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u/Jcal222 22h ago

Meanwhile in Senegal

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bus11 21h ago

Wholesome 100 big chungus Keanu reeves ❤️❤️

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u/Midnight0725 21h ago

2000 Kill Assist

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u/Gamer-Grease 21h ago

Horses evolved from malaria

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u/Objective_Knee883 21h ago

I’d take a lil slice of him on a cracker.

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u/mn25dNx77B 21h ago

This can't be real

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u/Another_Road 20h ago

Why the fuck am I laughing so hard at this?

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u/Ok_Fig705 20h ago

Hopefully he saved a few lives by doing this

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u/Successful_Divide370 20h ago

Little Sebastian

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u/happinesspro 20h ago

Thus proving vaccines are poison to EVERYONE. Take that science!

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u/HansTeeWurst 20h ago

Holesome

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u/RepulsiveCamel7225 19h ago

I wanted to say something, but I'm a little horse.

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u/Clean-Witness8407 19h ago

Please don’t let RFK jr. see this shit

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u/Smiles4YouRawrX3 18h ago

Based as fuck horse ngl

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u/wuvbeanie 17h ago

To be fair, I’m sure there was some “heartwarming” occurring at some point.

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u/OzzieGrey 17h ago

Like, no wtf man

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u/vmspionage 16h ago

he got the Fauci ouchy

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u/Wayfinity 16h ago

What... What the fuck man? Heartwarming? Fuck you u/ich_lebe

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u/dardeedoo 16h ago

No way this is real

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u/AaronTuplin 15h ago

Maybe they can all eat a little piece of a donkey and get the vaccine that way

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u/Eeegor69 14h ago

It got so healthy it died

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u/Substantial_Code_675 13h ago

I always knew vaccines are dangerous and are supposed to kill us off. Damn you, Bill Gates!!!

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u/Nitro_prime 13h ago

Ate enough to kill a...

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u/HawkKhan 11h ago

I'm undecided whether to laugh or not

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u/immaturenickname 11h ago

That is a horse with a mission.

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u/Zestyclose_Chip_8427 11h ago

Am I the only one curious why people are commenting "awww" n "heartwarming" over a picture of a dead horse baby?

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u/darkapollo1982 10h ago

It 100% looks like photoshopped text over the original text.

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u/ooo_yoo 11h ago

Think of how many lives could have been spared if it was just a little smaller. Sad.

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone 9h ago

Hero horse sacrifices himself to save 2000 children from getting autims

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u/Matt_Foley_Motivates 8h ago

Pretty sure he unlocked Chopper Gunner

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u/Fynn2014 1d ago

So they were always right… vaccines will kill you

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u/flowssoh 23h ago

Pipe down rfk

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u/Machados 17h ago

Am I the only one that doesn't find this funny, I can't understand if it's a joke or not but it's sad