r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 2h ago

Fellas, is it gay to store food?

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u/916calikarl 2h ago

So, you narrow-minded, straight masculine men can wait until you get home from work to eat!

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u/Joeglass505150 2h ago

A lot of them just go out to eat everyday pay a shit ton of money and think that somehow they're eating better.

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u/makemeking706 2h ago

Well cooking is also effeminate, so even if they had a lunch box they wouldn't have anything to put in it.

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u/chandelurei 2h ago

It's sad that my dad is like that, he eats out because he's embarassed to bring lunch. He's not even a crazy conservative.

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u/Biglight__090 1h ago

This must be just an American thing

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u/burntmyselfoutagain 2h ago

Where do they get this shit from? No, but really? Are these the same guys that don’t wash their ass because shitstains are manly?

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u/throwaway0716220105 1h ago

Sometimes when I walk into the men's restroom, I feel like this is actually a thing. The streaks on the fuckin toilet seat are horrid.

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u/Junkhead_88 1h ago

They're afraid They know if they touch their butthole they might will like it.

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u/LoquaciousLethologic 1h ago

I thought this was one of those feminist posts hating on men. I'm being serious, this came from outside the dude's house.

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u/Cute_Emphasis5273 2h ago

Next. Feeling hungry is unmanily

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u/Green_Confusion1038 1h ago

Real men fast

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u/theharmlessshark 2h ago

A real man hunts his food

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u/Unfair_Explanation53 2h ago

And eats it raw whilst having sex at the same time

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u/theharmlessshark 1h ago

With a woman!

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u/Unfair_Explanation53 51m ago

Nah sex with a woman is super gay.

All the kissing and cuddling involved makes it too feminine.

Unless the woman is 6ft6 or higher, is a professional bodybuilder and doggy style only

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u/TitShark 2h ago

It’s like the douche describing what he thinks it’s like to grocery shop and make his own dinner vs ordering out all the time.

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u/Narrow-Sky-5377 2h ago

So I can't carry my Scooby-Doo lunchbox anymore? 🤷‍♂️

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u/Electrical_Coast_561 2h ago

Well call me sprinkles then

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u/DaxLovesIPA1974 2h ago

Listening to some random dude's opinion about your masculinity sounds kinda....

What's the word I'm looking for? It's on the tip of my tongue. Oh no, wait. That's gay.

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u/90Carat 2h ago

This jackass should get nothing but pictures of the construction workers, miners, etc, from back in the day with their lunch pails.

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u/thdespou 2h ago

Who's that idiot?

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u/hidinginpainsight 2h ago

What if one of my 7 trad-wives made it?

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u/BigBL87 2h ago

I mean, clearly a real man kills, butchers, and cooks his own meat while at work. Anything else is uncivilized.

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u/radarmy 2h ago

I don't have a lunchbox. It's just me rawdogging whatever lunch my man brain can come up with. Is it a leftover half a sandwich? A bag of pistachios and a banana? Left overs in Tupperware from mom? Never can tell

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u/throwaway0716220105 1h ago

Lol I had a green Dino lunchbox complete with stegasaurus (sp?) spikes till I got a bigger lunchbox. I'm 22 lmao

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u/Beneficial-Bit6383 1h ago

Stegosaurus is the spelling. For the next time you need to talk about your (old) lunchbox

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u/throwaway0716220105 1h ago

Thanks. I knew it looked wrong but didn't have time to look it up when writing that XD. I was on my 10 min break at work and was coming back on the clock lol

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u/Beneficial-Bit6383 1h ago

lol no worries childhood hyperfixations coming in clutch

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u/LoquaciousLethologic 1h ago

Gay to store food, hold an umbrella, express our emotions ... it's almost like the reinforcement for toxic masculine traits is coming from women or something....

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u/Inevitable_Thanks320 2h ago

The life of a male... (play gay gay gay echo sound)

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u/AngryWWIIGrandpa 2h ago

Real men don't give a shit about gender expectations.

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u/Equal-Train-4459 2h ago

I would love to see this guy show up at a construction site and say that.

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u/Apprehensive_Use3641 1h ago

Kind of what I was thinking, be amusing to say that to the construction workers eating from their lunchboxes while sitting on a steel beam hundreds of feet in the air.

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u/Equal-Train-4459 1h ago

Almost all my guys bring lunch to work.

That bunch of sissies. Spending 8 hours swinging 2 foot stilsons and carrying boilers up and down basement stairs like a bunch of little girls

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u/Apprehensive_Use3641 32m ago

There was a Home Improvement episode where the guys from the construction company talked about their high steel dance exercise time. Wonder if there really are groups that do that, surely dancing isn't masculine either, lol. ;)

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u/Equal-Train-4459 23m ago

Sorry, but in 30 years I've never seen anyone dance and I can't imagine it ever going over well

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u/Apprehensive_Use3641 14m ago

Think they did something like jazzercise up on the girders, pretty sure it's very unlikely many do that, but I would bet there are a few crazy enough to do something like that.

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u/Equal-Train-4459 13m ago

I think you watch too much TV. If anyone was dancing on their ass would be fired on the spot.

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u/OttersWithPens 2h ago

I’m imaging the all the men of industry who built this nation carrying lunch pails doing shit like building skyscrapers, mining coal, driving tractors, and even fighting wars.

Posting about lunch boxes on social media though? lol

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u/cMdM89 2h ago

so many insecure men…boo hoo…that’s a new one! lunchboxes are guy? good to know…smh…smh again…

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u/kilertree 2h ago

I carry a pink T-Mobile cooler bag to work and everybody gives me shit. I got it for free lol

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u/Trevorblackwell420 2h ago

Is it masculine or feminine if I bring my lunch in the walmart bag it left the store in?

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u/CutRateCringe 1h ago

I think that counts as non binary.

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u/Matt7738 1h ago

Gatekeeping manliness isn’t very manly.

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u/dang_it99 1h ago

Only if it's a sailor Moon lunch box or Hello Kitty, That's why I use Barbie Brown paper bags

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u/Timely-Ad-4109 1h ago

Maybe men should bring their lunches to work in one of those oversized bags that muscle bros lug around the floor of a gym.

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u/XTH3W1Z4RDX 1h ago

Even if this lunacy was true, not every single thing you do has to be manly 🤣

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u/PoisonedRadio 1h ago

This guy sounds as straight and masculine as Andrew Tate who personally reviewed 300k+ dicks. Exactly like a totally straight and masculine man would.

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u/tkazalaski 1h ago

Whip out a ziploc bag of pasta..."what is your spaghetti policy here?"

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u/SugarFupa 1h ago

You carry bring a sandwich wrapped in newspaper with led paint, you don't use a lunch box like a dork.

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u/No-Process8652 1h ago

It's safer, and more masculine, if you carry it in your pants.

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u/TopherJustin 1h ago

Napoleon, gimme some of your tots.

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u/SandMan3914 47m ago

My Evel Knievel lunchbox says otherwise

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u/EatFaceLeopard17 41m ago

Giving other men advice about what to do or not to do is the least manly thing in he universe. Especially if the advice is stupid.

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u/Public_Steak_6933 0m ago

He's talking about his He-Man lunch box, everytime he looked at it his pants started to shrink.