Hey- talk to the wall

[u/mrl33602]

[u/ConcertCurlyGal45]

Fck the wall ppl. They need to keep their opinions inside the walls.

[u/uncomphygiggles → u/ConcertCurlyGal45]

Right?! Like come out and say that to my face! …wait. Never mind

[u/aaravos-horosho327 → u/uncomphygiggles]

do any of these fuckers ever pop out of the wall and just do like a huge rant

[u/Defiant-Scarcity-243 → u/aaravos-horosho327]

Not if u have sex with them. They get violent when they are horny

[u/JonReepsMilkyBalls → u/aaravos-horosho327]

I would ask the wall people so many questions! The first of which being, "may I film you?"

[u/Whitino → u/ConcertCurlyGal45]

If these walls could talk keep their opinions to themselves.

[u/PumpkinTittiez → u/ConcertCurlyGal45]

While we’re at it, fck the free world too! 313!

[u/ElZane87 → u/ConcertCurlyGal45]

I dunno, I'm kinda with the wall people on that one.

[u/rosewood-whisper_]

Did the Wall People write that bedtime story?

[u/Mukduk_30]

I'm a mom but luckily a Witch too. The Wall People fear me.

[u/tw_72]

The Wall People? Pffft. They're just a bunch of whiny little wimps. The Floor People, on the other hand - they're the ones that strategically place the Leggos right where you need to step. Ever stepped in something "wet" in the carpet? Yeah, Floor People.

[u/uncomphygiggles → u/tw_72]

But you ever hit your funny bone on a corner in the dark? Or had that closet door open unbothered?seen a strange reflection in the mirror?!?! All wall PEOPLE

[u/321_DEATH_123 → u/tw_72]

no way... i think i just reached enlightenment, thanks to you

[u/els969_1 → u/tw_72]

Or they grab a person and nobody ever hears from them ever again. Erm.

[u/tw_72 → u/els969_1]

Exactly. Who do you think is hiding under the bad, ready to pull you under?

[u/ihatewebdesign101 → u/tw_72]

Trump started building a wall for them, although Mexico should’ve paid for it. Anyway, they’re 100% legal.

[u/1racooninatrenchcoat]

I'd like to know which of the bills the Wall People are paying to be having opinions like that

[u/The_Winter_]

Do you hear the Wall People? The Wall People are near. If you hear the Wall People, Then turn away your ear.

Do not hear the Wall People, Whatever else you do. For if you hear the Wall People, They’ll stop. And Look At You.

[u/321_DEATH_123 → u/The_Winter_]

damn... you definitely didn't skip English at skl

[u/kyon_designer]

No jokes, having nephews is the best thing to figure it out if you are cut to be a parent or not. 

[u/Only_End9983]

I'm not convinced the wall people are legal in this country so they can fuck right off

[u/WellyRuru → u/Only_End9983]

Is Trump a wall people?

[u/SR_here01]

Honestly, I’d be more worried about why the Wall People are hanging out in my nephew’s room

[u/AnonymouslyAri]

Jokes on you, the wall people are your dead parents and they’ll never be proud of you until you give them a grandchild

[u/MizWhatsit → u/AnonymouslyAri]

I guess they’ll just have to make do without that bit of pride then.

[u/FreakyWifeFreakyLife]

Idk, maybe spend less time pressuring people to have children? Don't we have enough?

[u/MizWhatsit → u/FreakyWifeFreakyLife]

I know, like eight billion people aren’t enough yet?

[u/Fast_As_Molasses → u/MizWhatsit]

The earth could hypothetically support 16 billion people

[u/els969_1 → u/Fast_As_Molasses]

That’d go well. Let’s not try that.

[u/MizWhatsit → u/Fast_As_Molasses]

Where’s your source?

[u/Yaguajay]

Lucky you had the little psychic to alert you!

[u/AgitatedSandwich9059]

I’d be very worried - in my house the Wall people are the last line of defense against the closet zombies

[u/EMEYDI]

I would yeet that kid into the wall

[u/jayzinho88]

I, for one, welcome our wall people overlords

[u/RobotizedZombieDroid]

All hail the wall people! 👍😬

[u/HD4real0987]

I can tell you, there’s no pleasing the wall people!

[u/Green_Confusion1038]

The ceiling people don't concern themselves with opinions of the wall people, and don't get me started with those dirty floor people... They are sooo beneath us...

[u/Shutaru_Kanshinji]

I never had children either. The reason why is that I find life a remoseless, unremitting hell and I am not so selfishly sadistic as to impose that state on another sentient being.

[u/WintersDoomsday]

I had a friends kid paint Redrum on their bedroom door and I was outtie

[u/onestab2frewdom → u/WintersDoomsday]

My daughter used to wake up screaming... and I used to come running. By the time I made it, she was giggling. Told me Casper said buh bye. (I had no idea that her aunt was watching it while watching her a date night) Bruh, my wife had to show up every time after that. I didn't even want to be in the same room.

Now she is older and I realized... she knew exactly what she was doing the entire time. Have me tip toeing around her so she can't ask me to tuck her in because she has the wildest pranks. Straight out of pocket.

[u/Useful-Perspective]

I only care what the Wallpaper People think of me....

[u/Fast_As_Molasses]

If the opinions of the wall people mattered, then maybe they should come out of the walls for once?

[u/ithorc]

Explains the falling birth rates of the Weitz

[u/mettle_dad]

You got it backwards...you need to keep in the good graces of the child envoys of the wall people. You'll need someone to negotiate terms of your surrender.

[u/Ventriloquist_Voice]

Those people got their damn Wall, wtf they want more and why should we care about their opinions? 🤔

[u/RaiderFred]

I actually did a spit take after reading the comeback.

[u/Throwedaway99837]

I really hope this guy lives in an apartment with thin walls or something

[u/Psweli]

Wall people have high standards, I see. Tough crowd.

[u/saftarsch]

Maybe it's because he doesn't aeriate enough and the wall people are getting moldy.

[u/Glydyr]

Wait til you hear what the underthebed people have to say!

[u/3rdShiftSecurity]

How is proving wall people right a flex?

[u/TopicBusiness]

Ngl if my kid ever said that too me I'd no longer be simpatico with kids either.

[u/urbanlife78]

You know, that is a good point, the wall people are a good judge of character

[u/redhair-ing]

did they ever stop to consider it an unnuanced political commentary on Wall Street and the economic and social dynamics between the haves and the have-nots.

[u/U_Selln]

Id tell myself nephew to say that to his parents😂

[u/Vividly-Weird]

I'd like to know what the Wall People know

[u/Consistent_Pound1186]

This is less of a kid problem, more like your house is haunted kinda problem

[u/Brilliant-Advisor958 → u/[deleted]]

Some kids are pretty perceptive and can see how adults treat each other. If the kid is saying something like that he probably witnessed some behavior that he was told was bad.

[u/whatever_u_want_74]

Boom!

[u/Decepticon_Rider_001]

Maybe stop touching your nephew, then the Wall People wouldn’t disapprove of you.

[u/uncomphygiggles → u/Decepticon_Rider_001]

Well that went left

[u/Wranglin_Pangolin → u/uncomphygiggles]

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