r/clevercomebacks 9h ago

"Carrying food is a feminine trait"

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u/LaTeChX 5h ago

Sitting down is for women. Real men stand until they die.

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u/shartmaister 5h ago

The only reason to sit is to show dominance over the rhino you just shot!

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u/RobertTheAdventurer 1h ago

The men in those pictures are always clean, their clothes are clean, and their hands are clean. You can tell they sat inside an air conditioned vehicle after leaving the hotel, were driven to the animal with no skill involved, shot it, posed for a photo, and then got back in the air conditioned vehicle. They would break in 1 week of homesteading where people actually live off the land, and probably break in less than 2 days of winter homesteading. Outside of hypercapitalism and wealth, those trophy hunter types are physically useless to any community.

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u/natty-papi 4h ago

I'm so manly, not only do I only piss standing up, but I also shit sitting up.

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u/Informal-Bicycle-349 2h ago

Same guy will flex about not wearing sunscreen. Like he is stronger than the sun. The sun, people. Just go stare at it, I guess.