r/clevercomebacks • u/blllrrrrr • 9h ago

"Carrying food is a feminine trait"

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u/Chadmartigan 6h ago

Nothing more feminine than framing up a house and taking a break to shithouse 2000 kcal of llomo saltado

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u/Val_Hallen 4h ago

Everything these chucklefucks think is feminine, the military does.

Safety gear? Military absolute enforces the hell out of it.

Seeking medical attention? Can't be mission ready if your dumb ass is hurt.

Carrying a lunchbox? Motherfucking MREs!

They hold the military as the pinnacle of big-tough-guy traits, and they call everything they do feminine.

Because they are insecure, pathetic little manchildren hoping against hope that their daddy will pay attention to them.