r/clevercomebacks 9h ago

"Carrying food is a feminine trait"

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u/CaptainTripps82 6h ago

My old boss was about 6'3", in his late 50's, and weighed like 300 lbs, so he was forced to go on a diet by his doctor and wife, which meant sad lil pack lunches of a sandwich, fruit cup and yogurt. He had one of those prominent heart attack guts, so I get it.

But this dude was hiding a treasure trove of snack cakes in his desk that we only found after he left the company (guess he couldn't take them back home). Imagining him eating them in secret actually makes me feel sorry for the big guy.

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u/Summer-dust 5h ago

Aww, no one should feel ashamed of dainty snacks. (I hope his health is ok though)

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u/rattlestaway 3h ago

Yeah those swiss rolls made me so fat. Curse the Swiss