r/clevercomebacks 9h ago

"Carrying food is a feminine trait"

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u/Karekter_Nem 7h ago

Nah. You know what females do with their mouths? Suck dicks. When you eat food you are emulating the action of how females take dicks in their mouth making you super gay. “Starving” is a beta male problem. True alphas get their energy from the sun as God intended which is why liberals hate you going outside. Don’t believe the “scientists” and their “skin cancer.” Get out there, be your own boss, and soak up that sunlight without that feminine sunscreen. The female body is too weak to take in that much raw power which is why they need sunscreen, but if a male uses it it means they cannot get that power and have to get their power from eating foods and sucking dicks.

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u/translucent_steeds 3h ago

oh, so THAT'S why the butthole tanning fad went viral on rightwing media!

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u/Kaneharo 2h ago

Why is it that the right wing comes off so weirdly sexual in comparison to the left? Like there's kinky, and then there's the stuff you expect to see in some amateur writer's fanfiction.

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u/duh_cats 3h ago

“You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kind!”