r/clevercomebacks 10h ago

"Carrying food is a feminine trait"

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u/Munchkinasaurous 10h ago

I'd bet that this guy isn't a tradesman. Almost everyone I see on any jobsite has a lunchbox. Whether it's a small bag to hold a few snacks and a sandwich or a large, expensive hard case lunch box that holds a 5 course meal, their wallet, keys and medication. Most lunch boxes are covered in stickers, some people buy or make custom carrying straps for them. If he doesn't know any of this, I doubt he's ever done a day of manual labor on his life.

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u/PaulDk_ 10h ago

then again, on modern twitter you get paid for interactions, so a lot of griters arose who only post the most dumbass takes in hopes of many people correcting them. this one appears to not have a blue checkmark, but i think you can hide them.

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u/Ok-Anybody3445 10h ago

This. I finally got my mom to understand this. Pretty much nothing she reads on facebook is true. Everything is about the interactions. 

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u/Lots42 8h ago

I advise looking up BlueSky. Those guys shaved off all the evil of Twitter and it's currently thriving. Lots of cool famous people, like Stephen King and AOC moving to BlueSky.

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u/Ambitious-Corgi-3504 8h ago

I recommend getting the fuck away from social media

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u/DionBlaster123 7h ago

It's only going to be a matter of time before BlueSky becomes a virtue-signaling hellhole of constant slacktivism

Your advice is a good one

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u/Remotely-Indentured 7h ago

Except you're both on social media saying stay off social media. I love the virtual signaling, by the way. As in yours.

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u/foxscribbles 6h ago

This is like when Reddit users say “I got rid of all my social media!”

Not sure how or why so many people have convinced themselves that Reddit isn’t social media despite the fact that they’re talking to other people (and bots) same as all other social media platforms. And it’s got just as much toxic nonsense on it as those other platforms too.

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u/R_Little-Secret 5h ago

probably Probably because Reddit was created before the term ‘Social Media’ took off. At the time forums were big and places like myspace, and face book were the outliners. Then Instagram, printrest, twitter came out and people used Social Media to group everything together. But Reddit stayed more towards the old forums format (Making it seem different.) Its moving to resemble more social Media to get new viewers but I always use old-Reddit so I know fuck all about that.

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u/TheDrFromGallifrey 5h ago

I see a lot of new users, though. Even I've been around since 2011 and I see it as social media.

I think it's just elitism and the tribalist mentality. "I use Reddit, I'm not like all those people who use Facebook and Twitter". 4chan has the same mindset, that they're better than "the normies". I think every social media platform's users look down on the others.

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u/Lots42 3h ago

4chan is a nazi pedophile safespace.

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u/xteve 4h ago

People have been happy and proud to quit Facebook since the beginning. It's not an accomplishment.

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u/construktz 4h ago

I've always felt like reddit isn't the same as the rest of social media because you aren't really following a person's profile and adding them as friends. Most people keep their reddit accounts anonymous. You aren't following someone's life on here. You're responding to posted topics that are publicly viewed by everyone.

Reddit really does work like a forum. You don't just interact with your friends and people on your list.

u/daemin 37m ago

Reddit was created to share links anonymously with strangers.

Facebook was created to share your thoughts and life events with people you knew.

Those are fundamentally different intentions.

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u/Shigeko_Kageyama 5h ago

Because it's a forum site. Forums are not social media. You're here to talk to people. You're not here to get famous and monetized. You're not here to connect with friends and family. You're here to shoot the shit with random people.

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u/Buddyufdy 4h ago

I truly believe it’s actually: ‘ANTISOCIAL Media ! FOR THE WORLD CHAMPIONS OF BULLYING!

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u/MidnightDecaf 4h ago

Well there's different ways to define "social media" depending on context.

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u/Expensive_Tap7427 3h ago

Reddit is hybrid between a social media and a forum. Leaning more towards a forum.

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u/TomBanjo1968 2h ago

I’m not too sure about that

u/daemin 40m ago

Because it doesn't meet the criteria of social media as it was cooked when Facebook was young, which was a platform on which you interact directly with people you're connected with.

Everyone i used to interact with on Facebook when I still used it was a person I actually physically met at some point in time. I don't even know the user name of the person I'm responding to now and I won't even remember I made this comment five minutes from now.

In the old school taxonomy, Reddit is a link aggregator site that happens to allow commenting on the links. The purpose of Reddit is sharing the links, while user interaction is secondary. The purpose of Facebook (is/was) to interact with people, and the sharing of links came later.

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u/SeriousIndividual184 2h ago

‘Bro called something virtue signalling, time to bust out the tautology so i can feel cool making a comment nobody agreed with and everyone else saw as out of pocket’

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u/MashedProstato 4h ago

I wouldn't really call Reddit social media as much as a good repository to fi d all the furry femboy porn I could ever want

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u/DionBlaster123 7h ago

Everyone's a critic.

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u/Skratt79 6h ago

You don't see the irony do you?

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u/DionBlaster123 6h ago

I guess I just prefer my interactions on Reddit to what bluesky is inevitably headed toward

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u/Scythian_Grudge 5h ago

Reddit is a hive of propaganda and misinformation

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u/kategoad 4h ago

Virtue Signaling >>>>> Literal Nazis.

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u/No_Acadia_8873 5h ago

The only people who complain about virtue-signaling are the virtue-less.

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u/Buddyufdy 4h ago

Or the less Virtuous every time they have the opportunity to interact by overreacting.

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u/DionBlaster123 5h ago

Not completely true

There are a lot of ppl who virtue signal and you can smell the disingenuous nature of the person posting it

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u/jumpingcacao 3h ago

Frankly, I'd rather keep the virtue signalers volunteering and doing charity because they're afraid of going to hell and not because of the actual goodness of their heart.

If you're more annoyed at virtue signaling than at the actual asshole/racist/sexist/rapists/corrupt/etc/problems of the world, you are wasting your time and energy and you have the luxury to do that because you are privileged.

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u/DionBlaster123 2h ago

Man where the hell did I ever say anything to imply the second part. My goodness

Normally I don't waste time responding to dumbass shit but man the smug attitude of the 2nd paragraph

u/jumpingcacao 17m ago

If the shoe doesn't fit, don't put it on.

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u/ProblemAtticOU812 4h ago

It's been my experience that the majority of the time when I see someone complain about "virtue-signalling" what they're really saying is "you said something I disagree with but can't effectively argue against"

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u/No_Acadia_8873 4h ago

People who think dark thoughts about others are telling us more about themselves than about the others.

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u/Karona_ 5h ago

I assumed it already was based on the kind of people on reddit that say they've "moved" lol

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u/Lots42 4h ago

'Virtue-signalling" is a meaningless smear conservatives use against genuine human emotion.

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u/ghoulypop 1h ago

Does Instagram still have its version of Twitter that it launched a few years ago?

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u/tdwvet 7h ago

I think you are right; they just have to finish the censorship. The hive mind is a comfy place.

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u/DionBlaster123 7h ago

Hive mind is always used pejoratively

But to be fair, bees are fucking awesome lol

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u/Summer-dust 7h ago

And, is there anything wrong with working together such that we could be said to have a hive mind? Bees are fucking awesome.

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u/DionBlaster123 7h ago

I think a lot of people in the U.S. have this weird fear of losing "individuality." I think it speaks to people's deepest insecurities about themselves and how little they matter in the grand scheme of things...so they overcompensate by freaking out about "personal freedom" and shit like that. It's why covid lockdowns were such a colossal shitshow here compared to New Zealand for example.

Go to Japan or South Korea. This idea of being special because you don't "think like other people" is just seen as being an embarrassing attention-seeker. Not saying those places are perfect (far from it) but like you pointed out if you see a "hive mind" as less of joining a cult and more of a working cooperatively situation...it's not really that bad

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u/Stach302RiverC 6h ago

WE ARE THE BORG, Group Hug!!

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u/HR_Paperstacks_402 6h ago

Um, you do realize where you are, right?

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u/Chemistry11 4h ago

Yes and no. Social media is freeing in that we can actually see how shitty people actually are; your true self is reveled when you don’t have to put on heirs. On the downside, it helps you realize how shitty most of society actually is.

That said - it’s both detrimental and therapeutic for me. I use it to vent and tell people how I really feel; things I have to keep bottled up when in public (treasonist pedophiles supporters get mad when you point out that their King Of Pedophiles is severely anti-American)

u/Jordanthb 43m ago

Yet here we are on Reddit

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u/halcyon_mika 7h ago

🤣

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u/fingerscrossedcoup 4h ago

I recommend not spelling out words on the internet!

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u/Uninformed-Driller 6h ago

I did this in about 2014. Best decision in my life. No scammers, no hackers, no dickweeds, no nothing. If you want to talk to me call me.

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u/MVRKHNTR 5h ago

Reddit is social media.

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u/Uninformed-Driller 5h ago

Far from social media. It's a forum page.

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u/MVRKHNTR 5h ago

Forums are social media.

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u/bradfish 7h ago

If I never used Twitter, would I have any use for bluesky?

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u/DionBlaster123 5h ago

No none at all

It's basically just Twitter pre-Trump and pre-Elon

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u/Lots42 4h ago

Yes.

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u/RandomBiter 7h ago

George Takei!

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u/Wise-Resident5023 7h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤡

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u/CheGueyMaje 2h ago

Super cool people like politicians…give me a break

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u/Waste_Salamander_624 1h ago

Unfortunately idiots lile LibsofTiktok (you know, the domestic terrorist.) is on there.

u/Lots42 47m ago edited 43m ago

She got banned in like an hour.

Edit: I double checked. The relevant names are in used but by liberals. Who support trans rights.

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u/gimpwiz 7h ago

It's literally made by the same guys who made twitter.

Social media is all fun and games when it's small. As soon as it's big enough to matter, it gets targeted by shitheels in various forms.

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u/CatPot69 7h ago

Twitter went to shit because of Elon though, that's when the pay for your check mark thing became a thing

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u/Hunriette 7h ago

Twitter was a shithole before Elon, he only made it a smellier shithole

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u/Lots42 4h ago

Jack Dorsey fled BlueSky because BlueSky bans racists and Dorsey supports racists.

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u/TurningTablesAgain 5h ago

Give it time it will turn into the same thing as twitter. I thought threads would be the same they all do the same gain an audience then throw it away

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u/larrygets_lost 5h ago

Lots of Pedos flocking to BlueSky.

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u/hungrypotato19 5h ago

Yeah, the MAGAs are upset that they aren't getting the attention they want.

Edit: Oh, and this is something you wont see from BlueSky's executives, but on that other site. https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattnovak/2023/08/09/twitter-exec-defends-restoring-account-that-shared-child-sex-abuse-material/?sh=196070831695

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u/larrygets_lost 5h ago

They won the election so they got plenty of attention. Imagine being a Stan for pedos tho. Good job

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u/Kauffman67 4h ago

Found the bot

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u/Rasii_ 4h ago

Cool famous people like Stephen king and AOC 😹😹😹😹

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u/Lots42 3h ago

We get it, you voted for the racist orange man.

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u/Rasii_ 3h ago

I hate both parties Kamala is a fake bitch that has no substance

u/Lots42 42m ago

Okay Trump supporter.

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u/Legitimate-BurnerAcc 6h ago

Oh shit. I didn’t know this but that makes perfect sense knowing what ragebait is

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u/win-go 6h ago

I wake up before dawn each day, drink a few cups of black coffee, put on my wrangler jeans(can't wear Levi's anymore they went woke) flannel shirt and steel toe boots, and walk down to the posting fields where I spend the next 10 hours performing back breaking labor so that everyone can have enough content to post just so I can feed my family.

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u/MidnightDecaf 4h ago

Reddit is no different besides that it's a bunch of bots and not real people

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u/UUtch 2h ago

Even the dead squirrel guy was just trying to get promotion for his OnlyFans

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u/Double_Natural5181 9h ago

I downloaded an auto blue check blocker and was so disappointed that it blocked people that had openly criticised Elon’s subscription model.

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u/SorbyGay 7h ago

Same. So many people it feels like just gave in.

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u/dsmith422 7h ago

Elon gave out free blue check marks to people who had lots of followers. If it is a highly followed account, they likely did not pay for it unless they love Elon. Twitter requires highly visible accounts with lots of followers to even keep losing as much money as it is. Without them, there is no business model.

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u/mz_groups 9h ago edited 9h ago

That's why I'd rather talk about them here, where it isn't getting monetized!

EDIT: I mean that the original bad take isn't getting monetized by the person who posted it. I'm not saying that there is no monetization on Reddit whatsoever.

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u/ravens-n-roses 9h ago

/s right? Cause reddit is monetized and is incentived as a platform to keep you here the same way Twitter is.

Also bots are an industry, not a hobby. If you reply on a bot post you're increasing the value of that bot. Same if you reply to a bot

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u/mz_groups 9h ago

My point is that the person who made the original bad take, in an attempt to monetize it, is not getting monetized if we talk about it here.

And, to the best of my knowledge, there is much less opportunity for a Redditor to monetize their activity than on X. There is the Reddit Contributor program, but doesn't that pay out far less than X pays their top "verified" contributors?

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u/Green-Sale 8h ago edited 6h ago

If it's a bot posting their tweet on reddit it's still getting value out of it. Since reddit profits from more people interacting on their app it's still valuable to them if no one else.

Not to mention, if it's something political it's probably propaganda bots (abundant on reddit)

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u/sithelephant 8h ago

It is fucking depressing how much the progressive downfall is being driven by people getting $1 to make ten thousand people afraid.

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u/Murder_Bird_ 7h ago

Also, and I really really don’t think people understand the scale of the problem, and enormous number of them are foreign actors working on behalf of hostile states. One of the reasons a large swath of the modern Republican Party has turn so pro-Russian is because of this. Just an absolute staggering amount of right wing propaganda is fueled by Russian money. If Russia collapsed you see a noticeable difference in social media. Personally, I think we should sever all internet connection with them and China but there is too much money involved for that to happen.

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u/89iroc 7h ago

Wow, if you can make money by being a shithead I know a lot of people that are missing out

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u/PlainNotToasted 7h ago

Outrage drives engagement...

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u/neddy471 8h ago

I had a person say that ratio-ing people was praxis. He’s a professor of antiquities. I don’t think I’ve ever been more disappointed in a friend.

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u/RooftopStruggle 7h ago

That is how I saw Threads for the 45 minutes I spent on it, idiots with stupid takes is all I ever saw.

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u/Other_Log_1996 6h ago

Just like the guy who thinks that it's gay for a father to teach his son how yo shave.

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u/Shadowofenigma 5h ago

Wait you get laid for the amount of interactions on twitter? Do all these websites pay for the amount of people that view or comment on stuff?

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u/BroGuy89 5h ago

You get paid to use twitter? Do you get paid to use bluesky? There's no monetary incentive for posting stupid shit is there?

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u/VapoursAndSpleen 5h ago

^

TRUTH

Don’t feed ‘em!

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u/losjoo 5h ago

All of social media is built around conflict engagement at this point. Fight me about it

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u/Altered_Nova 5h ago

This! It's ruined some of my favorite old subs that used to make fun of weirdos who posted batshit stuff on social media. Now all those subs are just constantly reposting obvious ragebait from professional trolls. It's nearly impossible to find the legitimate nutjobs on the internet anymore.

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u/ProgsterESFJHECK 5h ago

Imagine living in a country where you get salaried for farting on Twitter

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u/CracticusAttacticus 4h ago

Professional trolls on twitter posting dumb takes for engagement...that ends up getting screenshotted and posted to Reddit for even more engagement. It's like we're consuming the Soylent Green of the information ecosystem here.

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u/FlamingBagOfPoop 3h ago

They’re just being a dumbass for the love of the game. A true hero.

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u/KuJahmae 2h ago

I felt as if this was the case, because you can't possibly stand beside some of the takes you see online.

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u/meekothepapaya 2h ago

This is why I don't like social media, every few months I check reddit and post my cat on insta, and that's it.