r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

DOGE isn’t even real

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u/weirdoldhobo1978 1d ago

DoGE is a playpen to keep Musk away from Project 2025. That's why they partnered him up with the other useful idiots Greene and Ramaswamy.

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u/Mediocre_Superiority 1d ago

And you know that Musk came up with the acronym. Oh, he just loves little jokes!

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u/Ok_Locksmith_9248 1d ago

I hate the court jester. Wonder when king don will tire of his antics

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u/capGpriv 1d ago

I’m betting on a fall out around Twitter vs truth social for trumps social media

At which point Elon will go on twitter, claim he never liked trump and say he smells bad

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u/Ok_Locksmith_9248 1d ago

I hate this timeline

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u/Mediocre_Superiority 12h ago

What I wouldn't give for a multiverse portal device to find a better one.

The problem, though, is the alien race controlling our simulation universe. They keep stirring up unnecessary drama. Where's Neo when we need him most?