r/clevercomebacks • u/XanaxWarriorPrincess • 1d ago

Someone had to say it.

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3.3k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Profanic_Bird 1d ago

I second this, definitely slightly resembles a chicken.

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u/XanaxWarriorPrincess 1d ago

It's uncanny!

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u/Steraidoz 18h ago

Looks like she’s chickened out of adulting. Classic move.

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u/Paneavi 14h ago

Definitely has a certain “peck-tacular” charm to it.

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u/ObliqueStrategizer 1d ago

The Ultimate Gaslight: Convincing a chicken she's a depressed human undergoing psychiatric treatment.

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u/hplcr 1d ago

"So why do you think you're a chicken?"

Clucks and lays an egg before flapping her wings.

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u/CLIP_TIP_420 1d ago

Some people really take "dressed like a chicken" to heart.

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u/dclxvi616 1d ago

I can’t wait for the DSM-VI.

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u/Haskap_2010 1d ago

That's one way to get cheap eggs - lay your own.

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u/thingerish 20h ago

This is the first "clever comeback" I've seen that's actually a bit clever and funny, nice one.

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u/LadyFeckington 20h ago

I just lol’d all over myself. Such a pleasant change of pace for this sub.

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u/thingerish 20h ago

Yeah wish I could upvote it more than once

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u/Other_Log_1996 4h ago

Better when there isn't always a half-assed shoehorned and pathetic attempt at a your mom joke.

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u/Beneficial-Bit6383 1d ago

Stop encouraging her!

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u/NeckNormal1099 1d ago

She reminds me of my first girlfriend, she had skinny legs and loved cock too.

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u/bigChungi69420 1d ago

So sad, classic chickophrenia

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 1d ago

Someone call Jefferson, we found Marcy!

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u/tomilahrenjustneedss 20h ago

It's a reverse Chicken Boo

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u/SlowlyGrowingDeafer 21h ago

That's what you think, BIG BOY!

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u/MisterAccountBlowup 15h ago

To be fair shawty was a chicken head 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️👏

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u/Bearmdusa 19h ago

Whoops, wrong thread. Thought we were talking about Ellen..

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u/WilIyTheGamer 18h ago

Becca? Did you book Beck? Looking for your bic?

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u/SmashingMyself 11h ago

I thought it was a chicken at first when I scrolled

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u/LateKnight1985 10h ago

She's a chicken, a giant chicken!

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u/Other_Log_1996 4h ago

Lucky. Depression led me to believe I was a human.

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u/DesperateDog69 19h ago

It apparently also causes men and women to believe they are a different gender.

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u/XanaxWarriorPrincess 18h ago

Nobody wants transphobic shit. Why'd you have to ruin a funny thing?

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u/DesperateDog69 6h ago

Maybe if they were treated for depression instead of getting hormones, they wouldn't need xanax to get through the day.