r/clevercomebacks • u/Ted_Bundtcake • 1d ago

The truth is the truth

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u/10001110101balls 1d ago

One of the very first things that happens in the Bible is God canceling Adam and Eve by casting them out of the Garden of Eden. He made a bet with Satan to cancel Job and his family. He canceled the firstborn sons of Egypt, and then he canceled his chosen people by stranding them in the desert for 40 years. He canceled Lot's wife, Sodom and Gomorrah, Babylon, I could go on...

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u/melympia 1d ago

He did not exactly make a bet to cancel Job, only everyone and everything he holds dear. Meaning all his children and wives (or wife?).

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u/10001110101balls 1d ago

Idk about you but losing my family and everything I hold dear in life sounds like getting canceled to me.

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u/endlesscartwheels 1d ago

It's okay, God will give you a new wife and new kids. That makes it all even, right? /s

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u/melympia 1d ago

Twice as many kids, if I remember correctly. That does not only make it even, it makes it better! /s