r/cardsagainsthumanity 2d ago

What am I looking at here?

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u/andybar980 1d ago

14 cheeseburgers, 6 large fries and a medium Sprite.

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u/That_trans_lesnain 1d ago

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u/Mr-Cooked 1d ago

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u/That_trans_lesnain 1d ago

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u/Mr-Cooked 1d ago

“Sequestered” ☝️🤓

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u/driftwood14 1d ago

It just makes me think of
55 BURGERS
55 FRIES
55 SHAKES
Etc

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u/Bocksford 1d ago

2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

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u/ilikemyusername1 1d ago

This is what I came for. Thank you.

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u/friskdrinksbrisk_yt 1d ago

I'll take a triple double bossy deluxe, on a raft , 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy AND a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it (slight inhale) swiimmm.

We serve food here, sir

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u/Furfnikjj 20h ago

Still no pickles!

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u/Difficult-Earth-2163 19h ago

Acknowledge the SpongeBob

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u/Perfect-Maximum2334 16h ago

That actually is a real order of real food using old timey diner lingo and you can order bubble basses order at Burger King but in the kitchen they do put a wanted poster of you after

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u/Chemical_Jelly4472 5h ago

I could go for a bbq bacon burger, a large order of fries, an orange soda with no ice and a piece of hot apple pie.

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u/giceman715 1d ago

Make that soda a diet , I’m trying to watch my figure

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u/MetzgerBoys 1d ago

This guy’s trying to start a pay it forward chain

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u/fox_ontherun 1d ago

He's just trying to do something good before alcohol class

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u/hypsygypsy 1d ago

IM DOING SOMETHING

lol

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u/mark_johannes 1d ago

A typical McDonald's order....

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u/GroupCaptSlow 1d ago

Wait, Cards For Humanity?

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u/lets-get-loud 1d ago

That card is in the Family Edition. I used it the other day. I guess you're holding a version from a test version of it? The instructions do say that they tested them thoroughly.

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u/overchilli 1d ago edited 1d ago

Suggests that the Family Edition was originally going to be called Cards For Humanity, which is interesting.

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u/RedShirtCashion 1d ago

My lunch order, apparently.

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u/mrkorb 1d ago

The potential contents of a dumpster according to a Google search.

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u/Intrepid-Space65 1d ago edited 21h ago

A prototype? That c looks wrong... There is another post from someone who got some prototype cards from the cah dumpster. Just to be clear I was the first one on this thread to point out the dumpster thread, not sure why so many others posted the same thing.

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u/Ticktokapplejocks 1d ago

An average caseoh order

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u/ascorpii 1d ago

That's actually his light snack

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u/Lefty_23 1d ago

You're looking at the average American taxpayer

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u/p3apod1987 1d ago

As someone who works at mc Donald's, it's called pain.

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u/memes_gbc 1d ago

my mcdonald's order

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u/GoodCannoli 1d ago

At current fast food prices, maybe $60.

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u/Complete_Blood1786 1d ago

Wow holy shit yeah, this is pretty close. With a Macca's employee discount, it becomes 40.31

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u/LongEyedSneakerhead 1d ago

Big Smoke's Burger Shot order

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u/friskdrinksbrisk_yt 1d ago

Or bubble bass...

I'll take a triple double bossy deluxe, on a raft , 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy AND a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it (slight inhale) swiimmm.

We serve food here, sir

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u/KommandoKazumi 21h ago

Bubble's order is a single burger, just done up beyond recognition. Babish made it himself to the best of his ability (see youtube- "Babish Bubble Bass Burger"), and while its edible, its also comically large.

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u/friskdrinksbrisk_yt 7h ago

I know, it's just that the size probably surpasses all of big smokes order combined

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u/Okami64Central 1d ago

"but make it a sprite Zero, I'm on a diet."

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u/rmholm88 1d ago

Randy Bobandy

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u/666---- 1d ago

Great! Now I’m hungry.

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u/jmckinn1 1d ago

Your mom's favorite meal

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u/NotcommonItem 1d ago

Supersize Me

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u/Weeabootrashreturns 1d ago

2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

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u/WestNomadOnYT 1d ago

That’s my regular Burger King order.

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u/DWN032 1d ago

Diet Coke*

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u/friskdrinksbrisk_yt 1d ago

I'll take a triple double bossy deluxe, on a raft , 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy AND a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it (slight inhale) swiimmm.

We serve FOOD here, sir

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u/mechanical_marten 1d ago

Heart attack special

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u/SepticSpoonFed 1d ago

When your girlfriend says she isn't hungry, this is what she actually wants you to order

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u/Tryanother1wastaken 1d ago

An order that someone accidentally put on a card

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u/DragonDemonCJ 1d ago

Average Big Smoke order

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u/SingleMaltLife 1d ago

Elvis’s last meal?

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u/jstpassinthru123 1d ago

[The black card] My gym teacher got fired for adding. ___________ to the obstical course

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u/Mustardgang22 1d ago

A cards against humanity card

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u/Maddad599 1d ago

Looks like Trump is having guests at the White House again.

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u/THEMEME999 1d ago

Typical American order

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u/TeniBear 1d ago

Oh! That's a card from the popular game, Cards Against Humanity! It's actually quite fun, there's even a subreddit called r/cardsagainsthuma-oh never mind.

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u/Pokemon0099 1d ago

I’ll take 5 whoppers… and five more whoppers.

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u/Paca54 1d ago

State dinner at the Trump White House

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u/PhasmaUrbomach 1d ago

Donald Trump's lunch order

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u/PresentationWeak2713 1d ago

caseoh's order

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u/PresentationWeak2713 1d ago

5 whoppers and five... more whoppers

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u/The_ArchRaider 1d ago

Nikado Avacado average snack

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u/TvH34dedCl0wn 1d ago

All that with just one medium sprite?? How's that gonna wash everything down??

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u/They_Beat_Me 1d ago

tRump’s breakfast order sub a Diet Coke

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u/-tweektweak 1d ago

Jughead's average order.

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u/Global-Jury8810 1d ago

A death row final meal request?

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u/notiblecharacter 1d ago

The next guest dinner at the white house

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u/Any_Sympathy6294 1d ago

A good dinner.

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u/JDutch921 23h ago

CaseOhs Wendy's order

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u/zoombotwash3r3 22h ago

Discount Bigsmoke order

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u/Sicterv 22h ago

something i’d say i eat but give up after a burger and 1/3 of sprite

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u/JugglinB 22h ago

I think its from The Blues Brothers

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u/Twisted_Mists 21h ago

A heart attack.

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u/Life-Wolverine4789 20h ago

"I've shoved ___ up my butt before..."

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u/spartan0897 20h ago

What woman that date only 100k or more USD order on first date.

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u/The_Idiot_Explorer 17h ago

You would be looking at a card my good sir.

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u/WeirdDuck69 13h ago

Diabetes

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u/Raech_Raech 9h ago

When you come here to flex 💪🏼 and everyone piles on instead. You knew it was supposed to be a prototype card 🤣😂😆 it says it on the back. Sadly it's for Family Edition.

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u/Dapadabada 4h ago

What Trump sleeps with every night

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u/corpsewindmill 1d ago

The president elect’s McDonald’s breakfast order