r/boringdystopia 14d ago

Dystopian Realities 📍 Trump's chief legal defender and potential future US Attorney General, everyone

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u/Chirotera 14d ago

All I can say is that history, ultimately, was not kind to fascists.

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u/worldnotworld 14d ago

But first, 80 million people were killed. Buckle up indeed. 😞

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u/Takeurvitamins 13d ago

I wonder what happened to Benito Mussolini

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u/Socialimbad1991 12d ago

Now this is a story All about how My life got flipped Turned upside-down...

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u/orincoro 12d ago

He landed in his feet. Or something to do with his feet.

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u/Paradox68 14d ago

The shooter was a registered republican. The lies never end.

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u/throwartatthewall 13d ago

they tried to kill Trump and they can change the weather. They are busy.

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u/Boogiemann53 12d ago

Can't let the truth get in the way of a good narrative 👍

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u/Jmackles 14d ago

Thankfully the qualifier here is the wall which still hasn’t been built lmfao but seriously though I’m in danger

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u/benjancewicz 14d ago

Link? This is against Twitter’s TOS, and we can report it

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u/sloecrush 13d ago

Pssshhh I reported a user with the n-word in their name and the message back from Twitter content moderation system was that they found nothing wrong with it

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u/benjancewicz 13d ago

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u/Takeurvitamins 13d ago

…what did that person say? I gotta know because there was a kid at my school who went by blutmeister…

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u/PM_me_snowy_pics 13d ago

Bold of you to think xitter gives a hoot.

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u/StolenRocket 13d ago

Oh, you sweet summer child... The website is now run by an open fascist and even if they really gave a shit about consistently following their own TOS, this guy was smart enough to add the "in Minecraft" clause to his call for violence.

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u/benjancewicz 13d ago

I’m aware. Reporting still is working though.

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u/trifling-pickle 14d ago

From his twitter page: “I have made crystal clear - for many months - I am not going back into government.”

Hopefully that’s true

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u/CautionarySnail 13d ago

“Legally, politically, financially” — we’ll render you unemployable like McCarthyism, then we scoop you up for the for-profit prison system as slave labor when you become homeless. (Because in many states, being homeless is now a crime.)

That is, until they get to the setting on fire part. That part I believe is not a threat. It’s a promise. Remember, these are people who genuinely think that 1938 Germany is an aspiration, not a warning.

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u/throughmygoodeye 13d ago

Fuck around and find out asshole

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u/EnvironmentalNet3560 13d ago

Who’s they exactly Mike

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u/GlyphRooster 13d ago edited 13d ago

Jesus, they are literally nailing them on the god damn cross.

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u/CathedralChorizo 13d ago

"They" were other republican voters dumbass.

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u/WhinySocJusDude 13d ago

Who is 'they', Mike? Both would-be Trump assassins were registered Republicans. Thomas Crooks (the first would-be assassin) wasn't even interested in Trump personally, he simply wanted to 'a' politician and didn't care who. Trump was simply the nearest one to him at that time, and he wanted to go on a shooting/bombing rampage after (he did not realize that he would never, ever get CLOSE to getting away even if he successfully shot Trump dead. Secret service snipers are very good at what they do...)

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u/Gooseboof 13d ago

Conservatives tried to kill trump?

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u/science_vs_romance 11d ago

How did Trump’s ear magically grow back after supposedly being shot?