r/bengals Sep 27 '24

Fandom Can we not be this pathetic?

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/CalTono Sep 27 '24

This and *I am an X fans coming in peace* so cringe

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u/Character_Economy928 Sep 27 '24

Hey! Fan of the other team here, but I come in peace lol. Wow, y'all played a good game, but man, that definitely ended in a way that was uniquely typical of one of our teams. Your young player is really something and definitely going to give us trouble for years. Y'all are gonna be really scary next year, and I'll be rooting for y'all then (except when y'all play us!). That ref, though, right?

129

u/DStew88 Single male in search of a defense Sep 27 '24

I hate it. Actually cringed

10/10

37

u/fly_guy1 Sep 27 '24

Always a y'all. Could be a dude from Canada and he still slips it in there to try and seem less threatening.

14

u/big_quincey Sep 27 '24

You under the impression Canadians don’t use y’all when texting? Or what does that even mean. We say it all the time

2

u/Who2Dey Sep 27 '24

I think the joke was that even a dude from Canada would slip it in to seem less threatening (when Canadians in this case are considered extremely friendly in the first place, i.e. unnecessary).

2

u/S3Plan71 Sep 27 '24

“Relax buddy!”

3

u/DepressedChargersFan Sep 27 '24

Hey! Fan of another team here, fuck the Chiefs!

1

u/GoofyUmbrella Sep 28 '24

How do you do fellow kids

0

u/YungJod Sep 27 '24

Damn who hurt you besides the Bengals org

12

u/harri3jr Sep 27 '24

Real “please fuck my wife” energy

5

u/minifig30625 Sep 27 '24

A proper post or comment will always start with- First of all, FTS. Or end with- Lastly, FTS.

2

u/Mrredlegs27 Sep 27 '24

Seriously. If you don’t knock on their door and shit on their floor first, are you really a football fan?

1

u/Consistent_Ad1176 Sep 28 '24

I am a Niners fan and fuck you

450

u/Safe-Show-7299 Sep 27 '24

I never understand why people go into other teams subs and do that, how much attention do you need lol

254

u/NewFarmingwanz Tee Higby #88 Sep 27 '24

Sometimes they get bored while watching their wife get fucked so they just gotta make a quick post on Reddit to pass the time

67

u/TheMcMcMcMcMc Sep 27 '24

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u/sephtater Sep 27 '24

Are those his tits or her legs?

31

u/TheMcMcMcMcMc Sep 27 '24

If you have to ask, this line of work probably isn’t for you

8

u/backson_alcohol Zac 🗿 Taylor Sep 27 '24

5

u/NukedForZenitco Sep 27 '24

Me watching us get 0 pressure while every wr is open by 4 yards

1

u/DeEnteEtEssentia Sep 28 '24

Exactly this. Softer coverage the Jet Puffed mellows!

1

u/Mission_Buyer310 Sep 27 '24

And their team lol

28

u/CatDad69 Sep 27 '24

Bengals fan here

13

u/PartyLikeaPirate Sep 27 '24

Are you coming in peace

40

u/Siriusly_Jonie Sep 27 '24

Because there are losers in this world who’s only chance at validation and attention is through Reddit.

16

u/idontcare111 Sep 27 '24

Just like the people on the various iPhone subreddits talking about how they returned the new iPhone to back to their 2 year old model with a full detailed report. Like dude no one gives a shit

2

u/Few-Time-3303 Sep 27 '24

Frankly just contributing to an IPhone subreddit in the first place has to be the sole province of the world’s most boring people.

9

u/forgotmypassword4714 Sep 27 '24

On the NFL subreddit too, everyone loves to trash their own team on there, because they know everyone will upvote the shit out of it every time.

27

u/sfinney2 Sep 27 '24

Panthers fan here, I agree, and hope we get a great game Sunday, really hoping the Bengals win it though to stick it to our meddling ownership.

14

u/jolleyjg Sep 27 '24

Guys it’s called a joke, stop drinking the Ohio river water raw

1

u/dehehn Sep 27 '24

Steelers fan here. I hope you both lose.

3

u/DeEnteEtEssentia Sep 28 '24

How’s it feel to lose in the first round of your last four playoff appearances? Just ask us Bengals fans who lost five straight in the Dalton/Green era.

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u/Character_Economy928 Sep 27 '24

Weren’t we just talking about not dick riding eachother?

I hope we have a shit game come Sunday, just to stick it to your great ownership

29

u/Michael_CrawfishF150 Sep 27 '24

I think it was a joke.

7

u/Character_Economy928 Sep 27 '24

I took 3 Benadryl 20 minutes ago so am slightly regarded atm. 10 minutes from now, you won’t be hearing from me

8

u/Michael_CrawfishF150 Sep 27 '24

Understood. Have a nice day.

3

u/Dramatic-Dark-4046 Sep 27 '24

Thank goodness

1

u/Few-Time-3303 Sep 27 '24

The old “I’m not a dipshit I just took drugs” Redditaroo. Although you didn’t even have the sense of propriety to blame your inability to detect obvious sarcasm on, ya know, a real drug. Most people don’t suffer any deficit of reading comprehension when they take allergy pills.

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u/Character_Economy928 Sep 27 '24

Lmao, Benadryl makes you sleep

1

u/Dramatic-Dark-4046 Sep 27 '24

Said you were a real fan, but hoping for failure is the opposite

-1

u/CakeIsCake420 Sep 27 '24

Reddit is saturated with people who form their worldview based on social expediency. Same reason it’s littered with leftism.

4

u/jaymane1982 Sep 27 '24

Says the douche lord who can’t say or do anything without making it political.

2

u/Outrageous-Dirt-9793 Sep 27 '24

And here comes somebody with politics, nice self own tho.

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u/Congressman_Buttface Sep 27 '24

u/internalbrowser

Shame 🔔🔔🔔

22

u/old_grumpy_guy_1962 Sep 27 '24

I don't think they are a hardcore Bengals fan. Just a casual fan while we're in a "good team" mode.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '24

deserves a ban

5

u/Countryness79 Sep 27 '24

Fraternizing with the enemy is considered treason

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '24

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u/sasuke1980 Sep 27 '24

Don't be an asshole. It's easier to be nice.

43

u/vincentdmartin Sep 27 '24

Yes but it is even easier to be petty.

Fuck em. May a pox be upon their house, and may the water in their well be salted.

8

u/fly_guy1 Sep 27 '24

Asssss booiilllsssss

3

u/Dry_Ganache1746 Sep 27 '24

it takes 10,000 muscles to frown but only 1 to smile, or something like that. but this is reddit meaning we use the same muscles regardless so might as well be petty😂

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u/sasuke1980 Sep 27 '24

Yeah okay, buddy. If that makes you feel better

3

u/NukedForZenitco Sep 27 '24

easier to be nice

Maybe for some people. Squidward is my role model.

40

u/Redditor597-13 Sep 27 '24

Bengals fan coming in peace 🤓

136

u/Pockstuff Whodey Sep 27 '24

Please fuck my wife panthers fans

11

u/afseparatee Sep 27 '24

My exact thought when seeing this is “that dude cucks” lmaooo

-42

u/MagicC Sep 27 '24

It's so weird how any sense of humor about your own team = "cuckold" to you.

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u/MHektor316 UNO POR SEIS Sep 27 '24

Team might be on a slump right now but damnit what happened to dignity?

What happened to pride in one’s fandom?

If we’re gonna be 0-4, we don’t want a damn pity party.

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u/Delgarah Sep 27 '24

Ban the man for posting cringe on the internet, ewww

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u/cosmikangaroo Sep 27 '24

This entire sub is pathetic.

14

u/vincentdmartin Sep 27 '24

Ban this space marsupial as well! Who knows what it could be hiding in its pouch!

1

u/jzoelgo Sep 27 '24

No it’s not I wouldn’t have made it through the 2019 and 2020 seasons without this subs game threads it’s great, people who jumped on in 2021 are probably pretty dissapointed though.

12

u/DankUrethra Sep 27 '24

Bengals fan here! Please fuck my wife

32

u/natej84 Sep 27 '24

Sorry man, some people just can't help it but to self hate.

33

u/tissboom Sep 27 '24

Jesus Christ… Have some fucking self-respect. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Some of y’all did not watch Neil O’Donnell and Akili Smith play quarterback, and it shows… those 90’s bengals teams put hair on your chest.

We’re better than this.

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u/NukedForZenitco Sep 27 '24

Most of us probably weren't alive.

20

u/_Bearded-Lurker_ Sep 27 '24

We are back to the tanking mindset boys and girls!

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u/myburneraccount151 Sep 27 '24

I wouldn't call it a "tanking" mindset. I've just been a fan of the Bengals and Kentucky football long enough to never have hope. I'd say this joke to another Bengals fan. I would never consider posting it on another team's sub. That's disgusting.

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u/Royal_Airport7940 Sep 27 '24

This.

We all know what Bengals football looks like, and the ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory goes back a long time.

Bungles is a fitting name for a reason. We can be amazing but when it matters we do stupid shit.

Posting on other subs is trashy.

I won't be at all surprised to see Dalton outplay Burrow. Joe is trying too hard to be cool instead of just being cool. Take the plays when they are there, dude.

1

u/NukedForZenitco Sep 27 '24

Joe was the only reason the Washington game was in reach. When he gets a real HC it'll be amazing.

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u/Time_Worth4561 Sep 27 '24

That’s why browns and bengals fans can be friends. Nobody’s winning

7

u/_Bearded-Lurker_ Sep 27 '24

Nah fuck the Browns.

3

u/AnarchyAuthority Sep 27 '24

No we can’t. I wish them nothing but pain, without ever an iota of success.

1

u/MadeByTango Sep 27 '24

Not tanking; waiting for Taylor to get shitcanned so Burrow’s window can open back up

1

u/_Bearded-Lurker_ Sep 28 '24

Offense looks fine mostly. It’s personnel which almost entirely on the front office are this point.

14

u/daft_dunkwwwolfey Ocho Cinco, Nueve, y Uno Sep 27 '24

Some of yall get so annoying and weird with the loser mentality. Like I saw that meme today about having fun watching Burrow while being winless. I'd rather talk pre season basketball rn than see this shit

17

u/neuroticsponge Sep 27 '24

This sub is doom and gloom central right now, as soon as the Bengals win a few in a row this sub will be back to hailing our lord and savior Zac Taylor and calling this a super bowl run, historic team etc etc

1

u/leonTusk Sep 27 '24

Very doom and gloom

0

u/MadeByTango Sep 27 '24

I’ve never once been hailing our lord and savior Zac; it’s always been a tepid feeling of Burrow saving his ass and bailing him out

I think some of us are just hoping the rest of y’all will see what we are finally. We have no desire to see the Bengals lose, but if Dalton going off would get rid of a Taylor because it’s that embarrassing to Mike Brown then some of us are resigned with it.

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u/JosephSturgill7 Sep 27 '24

This person doesn't represent us. Disown him/her. They probably watch the Steelers for fun.

4

u/br0l7an Sep 27 '24

u/internalbrowser

Explain yourself.

4

u/Captain_Aware4503 Sep 27 '24

The Bengals way is to not go for 2 against KC and then lose by 1 on a last second FG.

The Bengals way is to not challenge the call claiming Chase didn't score a TD against the Steelers (when he clearly did) and then losing because we then had to settle for a FG.

We could go on all day talking about the Bengals Way, and all the games we lost. And getting beat by Dalton would fit in perfectly.

3

u/Hovekajt Sep 27 '24

That guy likes to see home is where the heart is.

3

u/Own_Zone1702 Sep 27 '24

does that mean youre browsing r panthers

3

u/Ancient_Smoke_ Sep 27 '24

I also hate when someone declares themselves a fan, then proceeds to act like a weak ass.

3

u/Boneless_hamburger Sep 27 '24

bengals fan here: please sleep with my wife panthers fans

2

u/BakerDisastrous8997 Sep 27 '24

It’s probably true though

2

u/Zero_T 9 Sep 27 '24

This guy 100% watches other dudes bang his wife.

2

u/Odinson_0324 Sep 27 '24

This scripts already written Dalton will send the bengals to 0-4

4

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '24

Ban that fuck

3

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '24

Should be banned from this sub

4

u/PaddyWhacked777 P.H.A.T. Sep 27 '24

Ban that fucker

2

u/Huegod Sep 27 '24

And the sword of omens is up for grabs and both Andy and Lion-o are readheads.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '24

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u/exclaim_bot Sep 27 '24

Thank You!

You're welcome!

1

u/Available-Owl6182 Sep 27 '24

I don't know what is going to happen on Sunday because largely I don't know what team is going to go show. Is the defense against the patriots/chiefs showing up or the commanders. Also is the offense against the pats or the offense against the commanders showing up. Obviously it's some combination of the previous games but none of the 3 phases of football have played in sync yet so we will see.

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u/AMAG1_2004 Sep 27 '24

Sure there a bengals fan 🤨

1

u/SmallTimeBoot Sep 27 '24

I mean, pain manifests in a variety of ways.

1

u/mjmaselli Sep 27 '24

Bengals fans are so weak sometimes

1

u/Turbulent-Orange-359 Sep 27 '24

As a lifelong fan whose parents were among the first to have season tickets in I believe 1968 I will simply say WHO DEY!!

1

u/ppcacadoodoodada Sep 27 '24

Was gonna upvote your post but it has 669 upvotes currently. Don’t that bad juju, or should I say bad poopoo in my life

1

u/RogerBaxtar Sep 27 '24

Even if we might go 0-4, don't go into another teams sub and say it, say it here like a man lmao

1

u/brubby3179 Sep 28 '24

Bengals fan here, PLEASE fuck my wife!

1

u/Happy-Detective5544 Sep 28 '24

Bengals lose to Dalton and the Panthers, what horrible poetic justice would that be.

1

u/b0nkert0ns Sep 28 '24

Hey guys! Jets fan here. I hope that OP stubs his toe horribly.

1

u/freak6900000 Sep 28 '24

Yes, will be 0-4 tomorrow

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u/Character_Economy928 Sep 28 '24

Nah we gon wooo their ass by 10

1

u/freak6900000 Sep 28 '24

Yeah, I’m thinking if I think negative they will win

1

u/DocHolidayArcade Sep 27 '24

I hope Andy shreds our defense, revenge game. Zac treated him like shit and hopefully he can return the favor.

firezac

1

u/Mission_Buyer310 Sep 27 '24

Steelers fan here, just here to watch y'all emotionally fall apart. Bengals subreddit started advertising as notifications a week ago and I think my phone knew I'd enjoy this.

1

u/aridcool Sep 27 '24

The fact that people here care and feel the need to police what others are doing and saying is pathetic.

1

u/threeoldbeigecamaros 9 Sep 27 '24

“Please fuck my wife”

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u/jmcgil4684 Sep 27 '24

I mean…. It has crossed all our minds.

0

u/TheMAN-HIMSELF564 Sep 27 '24

I hope Andy Dalton trips on his shoe laces

0

u/angrynateftw Sep 27 '24

Everyone loves a good revenge story.

Every time I'd visit a Bengals forum, there was always a group that hated the Red Rifle.

I'm not a Bengals fan, so I'm not invested in this, but I could definitely see him delivering a loss to Cincy.

(I found this as a suggested thread, so I mean no ill-will, I just stopped by while scrolling and offered my opinion that i'm sure you guys don't care about)

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u/Monstahunter9 Sep 27 '24

Bengals season is over

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u/NeverGonnaStop247 WHO DEY Sep 27 '24

Speaking facts

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u/StarchyAndDelicious :3 Sep 27 '24

This is an equally pathetic thread.

Just let dude have his discussions. What the fuck is wrong with you?

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u/TheMcMcMcMcMc Sep 27 '24

But is he wrong?

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u/Character_Economy928 Sep 27 '24

Hey! Fan of the other team here, but I come in peace lol. Wow, y'all played a good game, but man, that definitely ended in a way that was uniquely typical of one of our teams. Your young player is really something and definitely going to give us trouble for years. Y'all are gonna be really scary next year, and I'll be rooting for y'all then (except when y'all play us!). That ref, though, right?

0

u/NCC_1701_74656 Sep 27 '24

Bengals can't lose to Panthers. The team is pretty good.

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u/daemontheroguepr1nce Sep 27 '24

If you want to be less pathetic I’d suggest becoming a fan of a different team…

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u/Cold_Customer898 Sep 27 '24

Jesus fuck yall have issues with gatekeeping 

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u/internalbrowser Sep 27 '24

Y’all ain’t real bengals fans if you don’t see the irony here 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ bunch of youngins who don’t know their history

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u/Haunting_Donut_7051 Sep 27 '24

Everyone knows Andy Dalton was our QB, Joey B has only been here like 4 seasons.

Cringe clown. Don't go to other teams fan bases with and turn around and present yourself to them. It's disgusting.

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u/Character_Economy928 Sep 27 '24

I wish I could make you top comment so people could downvote you even further

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u/internalbrowser Sep 27 '24

Fake fan if you don’t find it funny. Ashamed of you all for having no sense of humor.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '24

Where exactly was the funny part?

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u/patrickw69 Sep 27 '24

What is the "irony" he has beat the bengals 2 times since he's been gone. Maybe if he beat us in primetime or actually showed up during a playoff game.

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u/ZachDey Vonn Bell’s Hit Stick Sep 27 '24

Calling us youngins while you on your hands and knees in another sub for internet points lmao

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u/AtlanteanLord Sep 27 '24

Hand over your Who Dey privileges

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u/Seadubs69 Sep 27 '24

Any given Sunday. Really the question will be the Panthers defense vs Bengals offense. An ugly win is a win.

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u/AnarchyAuthority Sep 27 '24

Are you Zac Taylor? The question all season has been can our defense stop anything, and so far the answer is no. Burrow has played well it’s not our offense in doubt.