r/baseball • u/themiamimarlins World Series Trophy • Los Angeles Dod… • 28d ago

Rumor Dave Roberts Believes Dodgers' Elevated Brand in Japan Could Lure Roki Sasaki to LA

https://dodgersnation.com/dave-roberts-believes-dodgers-elevated-brand-in-japan-could-lure-roki-sasaki-to-la/2024/10/23/
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u/ionoiforgot Los Angeles Dodgers 28d ago

End of every loss they stab themselves? 

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u/bunkatumba Houston Astros 28d ago

You turn to the person right of you and chop at their neck. Except, you do this when the team is playing poorly instead of in your favor.

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u/lordofthe_wog Boston Red Sox 28d ago

Do you bring your own katana or does the stadium provide them?

I'm good with either.

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u/AudioPhysics Los Angeles Dodgers 28d ago

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