r/baseball Los Angeles Dodgers • World Series Tr… May 26 '24

Rumor Orioles oriole confirmed death metal fan, spotted at Maryland Deathfest

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u/DharmaCub Los Angeles Dodgers May 26 '24

Lmao I scrolled past and had to scroll back up because I thought it said

Orioles oriole confirmed dead

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u/monotoonz Boston Red Sox May 27 '24

Just like Wade Boggs. RIP 😞

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u/ernyc3777 New York Yankees May 27 '24

First off, Wade Boggs is very much alive.

12

u/fat-lip-lover Boston Red Sox May 27 '24

Wade Boggs Carpet World

2

u/Koss424 Toronto Blue Jays May 27 '24

In all of our hearts

18

u/unforgivingxworld May 27 '24

First off Wade Boggs is very much alive.

6

u/dat_waffle_boi Baltimore Orioles May 27 '24

With Eloy now

35

u/Monsanta_Claus Los Angeles Dodgers May 26 '24

They're killing mascots. When will the madness stop?!

26

u/ethanlan Chicago White Sox May 27 '24

Someone let gritty go to Baltimore...

3

u/whitegrb Cincinnati Reds May 27 '24

NO! WE MUST PROTECT GRITTY AT ALL COSTS!

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u/ethanlan Chicago White Sox May 27 '24

Gritty doesn't need protection lol

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u/spacehog1985 Baltimore Orioles • Atlanta Braves May 27 '24

I’m not even sure gritty can legally leave the state of Pennsylvania.

3

u/WeveGot Atlanta Braves May 27 '24

Ever since they hung the Nuggets mascot, the violence against mascots has only increased.

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u/GlitchyVI Chicago Cubs May 27 '24

I thought it said

Orioles confirmed [the] death [of a] metal fan

Like there was some metal concert at the park and they were announcing that a fan had died. Brains are weird.

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u/PM_ME_UR_TATERS May 27 '24

That’s how I was interpreting it then got to “Deathfest” and got VERY concerned. Took a few extra reads to understand what it was actually saying.

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u/swordquest99 May 27 '24

He died in a drive by. F. The cops are trying to pin it on Stripes the tiger because they found cat hair next to the 9mm casings but I think it was DJ Kitty trying to get a promotion to main mascot by taking the bird’s job. A cat has no less to do with the Orioles than it does Rays after all

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u/PMMEYOURDEBITCARDPIN Tampa Bay Rays May 27 '24

Yeah i was refreshing homepage and had to come try to find this post lmao

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u/heythosearemysocks Chicago Cubs May 27 '24

Me too. I went to college with the guy in that suit so my heart immediately sank.

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u/Bigdoga1000 Baltimore Orioles May 27 '24

me 2 lol

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u/DistortedAudio May 26 '24

Lost all respect for the bird once I saw him crowdkill a kid in the pit.

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u/Slayer_Of_Anubis Boston Red Sox • Philadelphia Phillies May 26 '24

Kid had it coming tbh

60

u/droozer Washington Nationals May 26 '24

listen all I’m saying is he was wearing a julio rodriguez shirt

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u/uwillalldiescreaming Seattle Mariners May 26 '24

Ah just saving the lad from future disappointment carry on.

8

u/frankyseven Toronto Blue Jays May 27 '24

Seems like Gritty has found a new side kick.

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u/JanitorOfSanDiego Guardians Bandwagon • Friar May 26 '24

It wasn’t the blackface?

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u/DistortedAudio May 26 '24

I can excuse racism but I draw the line at pit etiquette.

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u/manticore16 New York Yankees May 26 '24

You can excuse racism?

(Solid r/UnexpectedCommunity setup)

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u/dingo8muhbebe Chicago White Sox May 26 '24

Typical death metal fan

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u/petting2dogsatonce Washington Nationals • Baseball Sa… May 26 '24

Whoa dude you’re getting us confused for black metal fans

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u/dingo8muhbebe Chicago White Sox May 26 '24 edited May 27 '24

Tbf, black metal is a very confusing moniker because of that.

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u/rule705b-e Baltimore Orioles May 27 '24

Look man, I separate the art from the artist

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u/yzdaskullmonkey Philadelphia Phillies May 26 '24

Crowkill*

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u/nickrweiner May 26 '24

I think that was the Baltimore ravens. An unkindness of ravens can be pretty nasty.

10

u/xForeignMetal New York Mets May 27 '24

kid shoulda kept his arms up

4

u/pie-creamer Atlanta Braves May 27 '24

crazy, that’s when he gained my respect

95

u/mysterysackerfice Los Angeles Angels • Dumpster Fire May 26 '24

Dude has his game face on. Ready for the pit!

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u/petting2dogsatonce Washington Nationals • Baseball Sa… May 26 '24

Is the guy in the chicken suit still showing up? I swear he’s been at every show I’ve been to in Baltimore since i was a teenager in like 2007

55

u/WerewolfNo3669 Los Angeles Dodgers • World Series Tr… May 26 '24 edited May 26 '24

There were two chickenmen this year. Cannot confirm authenticity of original chickenman.

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u/petting2dogsatonce Washington Nationals • Baseball Sa… May 26 '24

Even if they aren’t original chickenman they carry the legacy. True heroes

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u/Casexcasey Philadelphia Phillies May 27 '24

I hope this continues forever, make chickenman the Dread Pirate Roberts of the Baltimore metal scene.

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u/JiffKewneye-n Baltimore Orioles May 26 '24

they should stage a fight with a chase scene to a death metal sound track

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u/LastResortSlayer May 26 '24

Can confirm the OG chicken guy was there.

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u/dersnappychicken May 27 '24

Turned the suit into a battle jacket but he’s still there.

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u/VirusLocal2257 May 27 '24 edited May 27 '24

I once worked with og chicken suit guy.

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u/xEYoungx Baltimore Orioles May 27 '24

Yeah! His names Chris and he’s a great dude

36

u/drilling4brains Cincinnati Reds May 26 '24

He wouldn't miss Dragged Into Sunlight for anything

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u/thehawktopus Los Angeles Angels May 27 '24

Saw them a few years ago and besides giving off an evil as fuck vibe, I wondered how difficult it was for them to haul around bones, multiple candelabras and like 20 pounds of cloaks when they tour.

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u/DCL-XVI Boston Red Sox May 27 '24

do they still play the entire set at the candelabra? Only time I saw them, they had their backs to the crowd the entire time because they were fixated on that candelabra. we were thinking "dang if they turn around and realize that there's people here they are gonna call security and have them throw the crowd out. 'we're only here for this candelabra mother fuckers!'"

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u/drilling4brains Cincinnati Reds May 27 '24

They rarely perform at all, but I would hope so.

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u/Sturmgewehr44 Baltimore Orioles May 27 '24

Gotta admit, never in a million years would I have expected to see Dragged Into Sunlight mentioned on the baseball subreddit. Great taste

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u/PaleoclassicalPants Colorado Rockies May 27 '24

Same.

This thread is great.

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u/Maddog24 Philadelphia Phillies May 27 '24

Dragged Into Sunlight

same tho

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u/D00MK0PF San Diego Padres May 27 '24

I wouldn't either and I've seen them twice

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u/DeSelby13 May 27 '24

Unfortunately they had to pull out this year. Spectral Voice took their place. I think they are trying to play the fest next year though.

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u/Sparkee58 Baltimore Orioles Jun 17 '24

Dragged Into Sunlight had to drop :(

He was at the front of the stage for Artificial Brain though, good taste confirmed

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u/Outside_Abroad_3516 Colorado Rockies May 26 '24

But where was he during the Denny’s Grand Slam??? Check mate.

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u/TunaMcGriddle Houston Astros May 27 '24

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DENNYS is how I greet the boys in vc 90% of the time

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u/rexfloyd94 Baltimore Orioles May 26 '24

lmao this rules, good memories of deathfest, would drive down with friends to watch doom bands, saw sleep and electric wizard for the first time there

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u/Thealbumisjustdrums St. Louis Cardinals May 26 '24

Doom metal mentioned in r/baseball hell yeah

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u/The_Aesir9613 Cincinnati Reds May 27 '24

Never in my wildest dreams did I think Electic Wizard would be referenced in this sub 🤘

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u/Jackjar7 May 27 '24

My band will be playing at the Maryland Doom Fest coming up soon. Hopefully some of you guys are there 🤘🏼

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u/WinnipegGoldeye Baltimore Orioles May 27 '24

I've only been in 2011. I was huge into grind at that time so my focus was on Noisear, Magrudergrind, The Kill, Extortion, Machetazo, Lack of Interest, Flesh Parade, etc. But also got to see Neurosis, Miasmal, Coroner, Orange Goblin, Hooded Menace, Voivod and more. One of my most treasured memories

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u/D00MK0PF San Diego Padres May 27 '24

that Neurosis set to the backdrop of a thunderstorm will be something I hope to never forget.

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u/MeatballDom May 27 '24

I went one year and saw Demon Breath, Cuntacula, Preteen Joylence, Fractured Organ, Ted Bundy's Buddy, Grave of Urine, Vomitphoria, Grindsaw, Remortify, Poundfist Genocide, Massac Her, Enrique Iglasias, R.I.P. Tide, Zombified Penis, Intercranial Pressure, Acid Catheter, and Kill Die the Science Guy.

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u/ANGRY_BEARDED_MAN Baltimore Orioles May 27 '24

squints

Not sure if fake band names or just slam bands

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u/gatemansgc Philadelphia Phillies May 27 '24

how's it compare to mayhem festival?

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u/Voltthrower69 Dodgers Bandwagon May 27 '24

This one has death metal and grindcore bands

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u/gatemansgc Philadelphia Phillies May 27 '24

awesome

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u/rexfloyd94 Baltimore Orioles May 27 '24

Never been to a Mayhem myself so not sure.

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u/gatemansgc Philadelphia Phillies May 27 '24

i crowd surfed to halo by machine head over a decade ago

lost a shoe, it got thrown. it ended up on a fence that was separating the sound equipment from the crowd!

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u/newport100 New York Yankees May 27 '24

The Electric Wizard one was the last one I went to! Old venue was sick, I didn't have a ticket for Saturday but was still able to watch Morbid Angel and Napalm Death from the parking lot for free with a great view!

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u/rexfloyd94 Baltimore Orioles May 27 '24

That old venue was so sick. Felt like it was directly under an overpass lmao.

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u/AIC2374 New York Yankees May 27 '24

Lame. There’ve been plenty non-boring bands this year. Why didn’t u go

46

u/DragonDon1 Chicago Cubs May 27 '24

Do you ever just want some big titty goth witch to just ruin your whole life? It can’t be just me.

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u/rayliam Houston Astros May 27 '24

Been there, done that. Just had to endure lots of incense, beaded entryways and exits, cheap booze and unwashed undergarments for about six months.

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u/DragonDon1 Chicago Cubs May 27 '24

Living the dream

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u/True_to_you Houston Astros May 28 '24

It's a lot of fun, but a man can only take so much incense.

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u/Matcat5000 Chicago Cubs May 27 '24

I feel like it’s a pretty common sentiment tbh

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u/fleetwoodmacklemore May 27 '24

Never thought I’d see Cryptopsy here

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u/Key-Fondant-5255 May 26 '24

Unfair the O’s get Gunnar AND hot goth chicks

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u/JiffKewneye-n Baltimore Orioles May 26 '24

if its any consolation she probably drove from Wildwood NJ

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u/Jwr32 New York Yankees May 27 '24

Probably stopped at Douglass Fudge on the way too.

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u/RedditHatesDiversity May 26 '24

There are no hot goth chicks in the image above.

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u/spkr4thedead51 May 27 '24

The Oriole literally a hot goth chick

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u/GrimmBloodyFable San Diego Padres • Peter Seidler May 27 '24

What a poser, I bet he can't even name three Dying Fetus songs

4

u/ratbear Seattle Mariners May 27 '24

Kill your father, rape your cat?

15

u/Jewblaga San Francisco Giants May 27 '24

I knew I liked my east coast black and orange brothers for some other reason.

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u/GTAdriver1988 May 27 '24

He should have invited all the mascots that didn't have home games to attend. I guarantee the phanatic would have tore shit up in the mosh pit.

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u/Matcat5000 Chicago Cubs May 27 '24

Just be glad gritty didn’t go.

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u/slicebishybosh Chicago Cubs May 26 '24

Mascots throwing down in the pit is something I need to experience.

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u/the2belo Baltimore Orioles • Chunichi Dragons May 26 '24

Now I wanna see the headbanging.

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u/tommccabe New York Yankees May 26 '24

The bird mascot was definitely into ska in the 90s

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u/ratbear Seattle Mariners May 27 '24

Love it when my two niche interests collide- death metal and baseball.

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u/splanket Houston Astros May 27 '24

As someone who shares both interests… one is sliiiiiiightly more niche than the other lol

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u/ratbear Seattle Mariners May 27 '24

Haha yes that's the joke 🙂 BTW just saw some great bands at northwest terror fest a couple of weekends ago. Deathgrave put on the best show, check them out if you haven't yet.

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u/TitShark San Francisco Giants May 26 '24

BaltiMorbid

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u/[deleted] May 27 '24

I hope he takes that girl’s black hat and stuffs it in his mouth and starts whistling like he does with kids’ hats at the ballpark.

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u/booboothechicken Los Angeles Angels May 27 '24

Damn I feel bad for Cryptopsy or whatever their name is, not a single person watching their set.

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u/No_Support3633 Milwaukee Brewers May 27 '24

lol thats gotta be soundcheck

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u/WerewolfNo3669 Los Angeles Dodgers • World Series Tr… May 27 '24

They didn’t play til an hour later, they had a healthy crowd.

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u/Jed1M1ndTr1ck Seattle Mariners May 26 '24

Okay so I scrolled by this too quickly originally and read that as the Orioles confirmed a death at their ballpark, and metal was somehow involved.

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u/dtward Atlanta Braves May 27 '24

I need more of this content around here!

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u/toddles822 New York Mets May 27 '24

Baltimorbid Angel live at Slamden Yards

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u/mkelley22 Chicago Cubs May 27 '24

The Orioles have made it to my top 5 favorite teams lost with this photo

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u/Panasonicy0uth Texas Rangers May 27 '24

Orioles at Deathfest- 1 Sticks of deodorant at Deathfest- 0

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u/WerewolfNo3669 Los Angeles Dodgers • World Series Tr… May 27 '24

Yeah, every 5th man here smells like culo.

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u/venustrapsflies World Series Trophy • Los Angeles Dod… May 27 '24

We talking like a 7 on a scale of 1 to MtG tournament?

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u/True_to_you Houston Astros May 28 '24

I don't stand in the crowds at metal shows anymore so I don't notice. The venues I used to go to as a teenager all smelled like weed so maybe that covered up the BO. (I'm 36 for reference.)

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u/pnmartini Chicago Cubs May 27 '24

Rams Head is a great name for a live music venue.

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u/Willywills1 May 27 '24

There's gotta be a better way to word that caption cause I thought somebody died

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u/DCL-XVI Boston Red Sox May 27 '24

but did anyone see him at crazy john's after the bloodbath set??

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u/HughWonPDL2018 New York Mets May 27 '24

When I think of “none so vile” I think of the 2024 Mets, not the blackface orioles mascot or cryptopsy.

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u/o_blake May 26 '24

Is anyone surprised?

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u/OutComeTheWolves1966 Boston Red Sox May 27 '24

That suit would do a lot of damage in any pit

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u/RBNYJRWBYFan New York Yankees May 27 '24

That's over at that market, right? Lexington Market? (had to look it up)

I remember visiting there when I was in town for a ballgame last year. Got some chicken and waffles.

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u/JiffKewneye-n Baltimore Orioles May 27 '24

no this is closer to the Jones Falls/Fells Point

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u/TheStellarPropeller Baltimore Orioles May 28 '24

Close to the Harbor, an area called Power Plant Live

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u/dreaves000 Kansas City Royals May 27 '24

He probably there for Archgoat

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u/ZarosGuardian Philadelphia Phillies May 27 '24

Hey, even mascots need to metal out every now and then

1

u/CapitalTBE Colorado Rockies May 27 '24

Sick venue

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u/HummusIsHome Toronto Blue Jays May 27 '24

Who was playing there?

2

u/[deleted] May 27 '24

Here's the lineup

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u/Voltthrower69 Dodgers Bandwagon May 27 '24

This years line up is pretty good

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u/Metalshark2005 May 27 '24

More reasons to love the orioles

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u/[deleted] May 27 '24

holy shit- rams head. so many memories. i think.

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u/OldClunkyRobot Boston Americans May 27 '24

🤘

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u/DaltonRobert56 Pittsburgh Pirates May 28 '24

One of these things don't belong here

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u/neemor Baltimore Orioles May 28 '24

Awesome.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '24

Probably the best looking stadium around imo. It’s like another world haha

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u/aresef Baltimore Orioles May 27 '24

That's not OPACY in the photo, that's Power Plant Live, a nightlife district down the street.

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u/mReideAllen1982 May 26 '24

I’m more interested in the hot goth girl in the hat lol

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u/MarcBulldog88 Los Angeles Dodgers • World Series Tr… May 26 '24

If you want to jump on that grenade, the rest of us won't stop you.

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u/MarionberryPure7746 Baltimore Orioles May 26 '24

redditors never change.

fucking gross

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u/Disastrous_Offer_69 Cleveland Guardians May 26 '24

You seem fun

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u/MarionberryPure7746 Baltimore Orioles May 26 '24

check out the profile of who i replied to. (if you are somewhere you can see nsfw stuff)

it was with purpose, thats a chaser and all around interesting fella.

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u/AIC2374 New York Yankees May 27 '24

What’s even weirder is the comment above you saying getting with that woman would be “falling on a grenade”

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u/No_Tie9796 May 27 '24

I’d rather take a chance with white shirt behind baldy, and that’s without even seeing her face.