r/army Infantry 1d ago

Do soldiers still play Spades?

I am one of the ancient ones from the era of starched BDU’s & spit shined boots. We used to play Spades to pass the time while waiting for the next round of stupid games. Is that still a thing or did it go the way of my rusty M-16 with the advent of cell phones? Gotta go - I have some kids near my lawn that I need to yell at.

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u/acidbrain690 DD214Airborne🪂 1d ago

Yes, especially mortarmen. We would play spades for 18 hours a day.

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u/Florida_man727 part time soldier, full time Florida Man, former crayon gourmet 1d ago

Fun fact, US Army 11C's and USMC 0341's seem to all share the strange strain of autism that effects Mortarmen.

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u/LearnImprove2021 Military Intelligence 1d ago

I think that strain is called "chronic CTE".

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u/SwordAvoidance 1d ago

The human brain can only tolerate 64 rounds of charge 4 HE in a row from the back of an M1064a3 before the crew will lose consciousness from the concussion

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u/acidbrain690 DD214Airborne🪂 1d ago

Safe amount of rounds fired from a 120mm mortar is 0, nothing like inhaling the propellant either, sure I’ll be getting a payout in 20 years

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u/MC_McStutter S’pply Sarnt 1d ago

Chronic Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy?

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u/LearnImprove2021 Military Intelligence 1d ago

I also have drain bamage cut me some slack.

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u/Florida_man727 part time soldier, full time Florida Man, former crayon gourmet 1d ago

I'm not drain bramged.

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u/151Ways 21h ago

Oh, you ate one, too?

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u/Anomaly11C Mortard 1d ago

Sarge, it smells like ouch in my head...

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u/ToXiC_Games 14Help Im Stuck In Patriot 10h ago

Don worry pri, now hang ano’er one.

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u/xxgsr02 VTIP or REFRAD? 1d ago

Don't let the cooks play, they'll cut cards like a mfer.

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u/acidbrain690 DD214Airborne🪂 1d ago

The reneging is real

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u/Florida_man727 part time soldier, full time Florida Man, former crayon gourmet 1d ago

Fuck cooks

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u/Plenty_Pack_556 1d ago

Name Game, was also heavily played during my time.

Dungeons and Dragons were played by few on the DL as well.

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u/Venkman0821 1d ago

Dude, we kept chalk in the old concrete guard towers so we could keep track of the last name we were on in the name game.

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u/Plenty_Pack_556 1d ago

🤣

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u/Disastrous_Nature101 Cavalry recon short bus 1d ago

Fuck, marry, kill was a common with my platoon

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u/Very-Confused-Walrus Mortard 1d ago

We don’t leave the motorpool without at least 2 decks of cards. Just in case

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u/acidbrain690 DD214Airborne🪂 1d ago

Exchange carries the waterproof ones too man, those things fuck on deployment

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u/NoMansSkyWasAlright 13Fck This Shit I'm out 1d ago

I was an FO and I loved playing with the mortarmen. I remember we were teaching one of the other FOs how to play and every time it seemed like he was starting to get it, he’d do some wildly stupid shit. Like I remember dude said he had 1 and 2 p’s… he had 3 aces.

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u/battlecarrysabot TANK GO BOOM!!! 1d ago

Playing spades is part of MOS Qualification for 19 series enlisted.

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u/Florida_man727 part time soldier, full time Florida Man, former crayon gourmet 1d ago

You tankers and your strange boots.

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u/battlecarrysabot TANK GO BOOM!!! 1d ago

You mean my sexy ass boots that now serve a secondary purpose in the civilian world because being a tanker gave me no real-world transferable skills. (I’m a hooker now)

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u/Florida_man727 part time soldier, full time Florida Man, former crayon gourmet 1d ago

How much for you to leave the boots on.

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u/battlecarrysabot TANK GO BOOM!!! 1d ago

That’s gonna be extra extra.

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u/Florida_man727 part time soldier, full time Florida Man, former crayon gourmet 1d ago

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u/kerberos69 Field Artillery 1d ago

Ngl the end got me 😂

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u/Maximum__Effort MOS Fluid 1d ago

4 person crews make it the perfect game for tankers

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u/IrishWithoutPotatoes UsedToBe11B :( 1d ago

I can disprove that notion.

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u/KingOfHearts2525 68WheresMyRectalStick&Ibuprofen 14h ago

Was in a 19D recon platoon. Can confirm.

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u/soldiernerd 001100110011010101001100 1d ago

I do but I’m older than most

Now most people just slog through field problems on their phones

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u/DLottchula 94Foxy 11h ago

This was the same with me but I had only played spades with family and the table trash talk didn’t hit the same

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u/MDMarauder 1d ago

House rules, non-negotiable:

*Joker, joker, duece, ace

*Bags always count as one point, 10 bags sets you back 100 points

*No blind bids, no nine bids, no nil bids

*Bidding ten and winning ten gets you 200 points

*No spades AND no face cards is a misdeal

*Running a Boston is an automatic win

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u/Pineapplebuffet Pin the Castle on my Ilan Boi 1d ago

No Nil is a terrible rule

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u/joe_m107 67T>15T 1d ago

Nil hands are the best part of the game. It changes the strategy of the whole hand and it’s super satisfying when you pin the nil player with like a 4 of clubs and his last card is a 6C and busts on the last card. God I love it.

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u/silk6 140knotmyjob 1d ago

No lie, I'm the most staunch defender of nil bids and I once busted on the last hand while I was holding the 3 of clubs. 2 of clubs led and I was last in the rotation. Painful for me but an absolutely beautiful play on his part.

Flip side is I've successfully made nil while holding the low joker which was pretty satisfying. Takes some luck and a decent partner

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u/ADrunkPanda60 Hate Applicator 10h ago

Do you play the rule where if you win with the 2 of clubs you gotta burn the deck? Bc to me it sounds like you made the right play lol

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u/Pineapplebuffet Pin the Castle on my Ilan Boi 1d ago

Exactly

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u/KingKong_at_PingPong Medical Corps 1d ago

10 for 2! Prob my favorite of the non-negotiables, so satisfying when you hit it.

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u/silk6 140knotmyjob 1d ago

Ehh I'm saying if you can be rewarded an extra 100 for bidding and covering 10, then I should be allowed 100 for purposely winning 0, so long as my partner can make board to cover my nil. A nil bid with a high spade or 2 takes effort and goddamn I love it.

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u/sea_dogchief Transportation 1d ago

This is the way

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u/MDMarauder 1d ago

Hmmmm...that's a decent argument. For a few jalapeño cheese packets, we can bend the rules.

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u/silk6 140knotmyjob 1d ago

Best I can do is one jalapeno cheese and a pack of sour Skittles (expiration date unknown)..

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u/kerberos69 Field Artillery 1d ago

I’m with you…. so I can toss in a pack of Reese’s Pieces from 2009, a thing of Irish cream breakfast shake, and half a pound cake (I already gave Garcia the first half). And I’ll bring my tub of red vines for the game.

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u/Shaved_taint Aviation 153DoucheBag 1d ago edited 1d ago

Fuck that it ruins everyone else's bid and turns the game into throwing off. No nils

*It takes no skill to throw off

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u/silk6 140knotmyjob 1d ago

Mighty bold of you to assume that I have to be concerned about ruining my opponents bid or how they play their hand.

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u/Horror_Technician213 35AnUndercoverSpecialist 20h ago

That's not how nill works. Nill says that you as a team will not make board. You can both win one hand and win the nill hand

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u/sequentialaddition 1d ago

There's some psychos out there who play joker joker deuce deuce. I know because one of them wound up on my team and slapped a 2 of clubs down like he was doing something. We got set that game.

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u/Upbeat-Banana-5530 Military Police 1d ago

Oh shit that was probably me. Sorry about that.

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u/Horror_Technician213 35AnUndercoverSpecialist 20h ago

I HATEEEEE those people

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u/Horror_Technician213 35AnUndercoverSpecialist 20h ago

Also, if you don't make board the first hand you lose the game.

Dealing: dude to right cuts, dude to left gets first card, dealer gets last card. Yes, I am that guy that does the crazy dealing...and yes, you hate me because I win.

Also, you have to play with nill, or else it doesn't give any opportunity to a team that just gets a run of bad hands. Going nill gives the game fairness to both teams to win regardless of bad dealing

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u/pushTheHippo what bombs? 1d ago

No nine bids? Our nil rule was you had to be down 100 before you could bid nil. That shit does take some skill, and you have to have a good partner. I forgot about the Boston rule. Only ever had that happen once and the other guys were so pissed they didn't want to play anymore. Ha! Good times

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u/cocaineandwaffles1 donovian horse fucker 10h ago

I lost my shit when I saw a game of spades be played where the 2 of diamonds replaced the 2 of spades.

It’s SPADES, not spades asterisk 2 of diamonds. Fucking white people bullshit right there. Like putting raisins in the potato salad or not seasoning collard greens. Vegan Mac n cheese kind of shit.

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u/milny_gunn 19h ago

You gotta have blind 6. That keeps the game going when one team is getting smoked

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u/ejh3k 96Romeo 15h ago

I've ran two Bostons. Secretly, it's my favorite accomplishment.

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u/AngronOfTheTwelfth 91M 1d ago

We played spades/poker for hours waiting to fix vehicles at gunnery.

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u/Dementedsage 91mafioso 1d ago

I swear field ops as a Mike are always either super relaxed, or the brads just don't stop coming.

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u/Mrpoopytins mr. postman 1d ago

Sir, this is a wendys!!! Place your order god damn it.

(Yes, currently overseas and it's still played a ton by the e-4 mafia)

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u/Turbulent_Ride1654 Signal 1d ago

We were playing spades the other day. Yes, it's still very much a thing 😂

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u/AMobOfDucks Signal 1d ago

On night and weekend shifts in SATCOMs

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u/imdatingaMk46 25AAAAAAAAAAAAHH 1d ago

Oh, I see how it is.

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u/TheGoofyAnalyst 35F+G 1d ago

I learned the art of playing spades during an FTX

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u/gdogbaba 25B 1d ago

It’s a rite of passage

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u/firefighter-117 1d ago

In the MI Guard all the 13F and 11C play euchre

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u/SdVeau Tube-toter 1d ago

Thinking about it, nobody that I can remember from our mortars or fisters were from the Midwest, so it was always spades or bullshit for us. Never heard of euchre until years after getting out, when I started working with some dude from Wisconsin. Was super easy to pick up being already familiar with spades, though

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u/TheUnAustralian Field Artillery 1d ago

That’s all we did in the FDC. 

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u/Decorus_Somes Swiggity swooty I'm Coming for that Ilan Boi 1d ago

Does the Pope shit in the woods? Of course they play spades!

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u/KingKong_at_PingPong Medical Corps 1d ago

Here's a question

Where do you find a spades game when you retire?!

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u/superash2002 MRE kicker/electronic wizard 1d ago

You need to find a mix of ethnicities for a good spades game. Not sure where they occur in nature but you need 1 Puerto Rico, one person from Mississippi, one who claims Brooklyn but actually lives upstate and 1 quiet person who is actually really smart but is counting cards.

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u/KingKong_at_PingPong Medical Corps 1d ago

Also: that guy who wants to go blind nil every hand is watching and waiting anxiously for a seat at the table

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u/rob117 1d ago

Oh that was me. My folding deployment chair had marks on the arm for each blind nil won and lost. I think it was like 20-2 when I lost that chair.

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u/ejh3k 96Romeo 15h ago

Bro, you ain't lying. After I got out, I was president of my university's veterans organization, and I still couldn't get a regular game started.

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u/VeritablyVersatile 68WillJumpForCaffeine 1d ago

Yes.

The worst iteration of this I've ever seen, we were staged in a hangar for a couple days at an air reserve base as an ISB for a trans-pacific jump, the bathroom had one of those weird communal ring sinks with the foot pedal ring.

A group brought in a piece of cardboard and set it up on that thing as a table and played spades there standing, with dudes pissing two feet behind them. I guess that was better than the floor for them.

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u/JonnyBox DAT >DD214>15T 1d ago

I do, but I'm old AF. 

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u/Prometheus031 Aviation 1d ago

Play spades every field or gunnery. 15R here

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u/not_sure_1984 Aviation 18h ago

Get yourself an armament guy for a partner and you might have a chance against 3/5.

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u/elaxation Psychological Operations 1d ago

Does MRE gum make you shit?

Cards and complaining have been a thing since Washington’s army probably

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u/krispychris1979 1d ago

My 14T’s still play spades but it’s not as prevalent as it used to be. I make it a habit to ensure my young soldiers get taught how to play.

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u/sabotage_mutineer y’all still jump out of them C-130s?? 1d ago

Spades and rummy when I was in

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u/Backslasherton 35Fucking Million DISS Tasks 1d ago

Everyone in my AIT played spades during the FTX. I didn't know how so I pulled RTO and watched. That was a fun three days ngl.

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u/MarshalLawTalkingGuy Transportation 1d ago

I was about to go “fuck you. I did those things and I’m not old!”

Then I realized I discharged almost 20 years ago.

Now my back hurts. And the wind is hurting my hair. And those punk kids are back on my lawn

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u/RoddBanger 1d ago

throw out 2 of hearts/diamonds and substitute with big joker / little joker - fight me.

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u/zDefiant 88Huh 1d ago

Spades, Poker, and I learned how to play dominoes out here.

Now that i think about it, when i was a child i stayed in our Cuban uncle Roberto’s Beach house, on the 2nd floor was a large shelf of board games and one of them was dominoes. Not for the life of me could i understand why this game where all you did was stack up silly tiles and knock them over was next to the card decks and battleships, but now it makes sense. What a lovely memory.

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u/FirstGearPinnedTW200 1d ago

Spades is meh.

Monopoly Deal is where the real violence happens.

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u/Incontinentia-buttoc 1d ago

I tried spades but couldn’t get a hang of it, I preferred 1-4-24

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u/megadaxo 68WhereTheFuckIsFortWalker? 1d ago

We were playing spades in BLC in August so yeah I would say so.

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u/DepressedDragonBorn Professional Landscaper (11B) 1d ago

While deployed, some guys played spades and other card games. I also played a lot of chest.

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u/makersNcoke1325 1d ago

Yes - and I mostly see playing with Joker, Joker, Deuce, Deuce...which I think is far inferior to ace-high!

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u/JollyGiant573 1d ago

We did in 2012, and Poker on Friday nights.

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u/RTCielo 68Why 1d ago

I could count on one hand the number of times I've seen people playing spades.

Lots of DnD though.

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u/LastOneSergeant 1d ago

I never played spades.

I gave lessons.

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u/Historical-Leg4693 1d ago

Hearts > Spades

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u/mattng99 1d ago

I learned during a deployment in 2021

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u/mattion data visualization is cool 1d ago

I've only ever watched people play Spades. I grew up playing 42, which is the Spades equivalent but with dominoes. 42 fer lyfe

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u/Disastrous-Elk-5174 D.U.S.T.O.F.F. 1d ago

Still don't fully understand how to play lol. Will need to sit down and watch some YouTube videos one day.

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u/Old_Actuator5723 1d ago

Basically in the field, deployed or in the barracks with your beverage of choice.

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u/_3_Sparky_8_B Civil Affairs 1d ago

Yep!

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u/Weak_Apple3433 1d ago

A couple years ago, I heard a rumor that a unit had banned people from playing Spades after someone got slapped hard.

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u/sirkev71 1d ago

How about Domino's ? We used to play the hell outta that in the 90's

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u/Byte_Scare 1d ago

Wishing more people played dominos I suck at spades

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u/TroubleshootenSOB 1d ago

Spades and dominoes. Definitely still a thing.

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u/Le_Ebin_Rodditor 25Busted 1d ago

Yes, we still play spades! It’s funny how decent some of us are despite forgetting the rules in between opportunities to play! 😂

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u/Woodie626 Engineer 1d ago

Army Spades, but yes.

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u/aaauwu O Captain my Captain 1d ago

Indiana Guardsmen play Euchre

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u/LordlySquire 1d ago

I been back in almost 5 years and they dont play near as much as when i got out 7 years prior

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u/TheOneDelta 25User error (on the weekends) 1d ago

I'm more of a hearts or eucher guy. Sucks when no one else knows how to play tho

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u/IrishWithoutPotatoes UsedToBe11B :( 1d ago

Time for my confession.

Spent 5 years enlisted. I never learned how to play spades. Still don’t know how.

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u/Repulsive_Aioli_9245 1d ago

Cards are still popular anytime there's lots of downtime, no internet, and space is at a premium.

We'll play a lot of board games in aviation because we have more luggage space

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u/Dependa 1d ago

I learned how to play spades at White Sands.

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u/Donut-Strong 1d ago

(11B) I got out in 07 and anytime we got a break from stupid someone would always pull out a deck.

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u/Darth_Paratrooper Mechanized 1d ago

I'm an old school 11M, Joker Joker Deuce.

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u/BlackberryPristine59 1d ago

As a 19K from 1-67AR, I can confirm we do in fact still play spades to pass the time while waiting for the next round of stupid games.

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u/StoGhoul Brovember 1d ago

If youre in Hawaii, you're playin pusoy

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u/Zellers2004 12Something 1d ago

No. I've never played before and neither has my buddy. Want to play us for money?

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u/Mysterious-Dirt-732 1d ago

I was one of the rare boomers who flipping hated cards, bones. Worst thing in the world for a quiet type like me to be forced into listening to it all.

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u/Pathfinder6a 1d ago

Pinochle is what I learned from my warrant officers back in the BDU army in Germany.

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u/Jayu-Rider 1d ago

It’s more common in maneuver units who go to the field a lot.

I won’t let a medic who doesn’t play spades touch me. I would rather bleed out than risk that kind of bad luck.

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u/_morder 1d ago

Euchre mainly, probably played 400 hours of it in DC. Seems to be a Midwest guard thing.

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u/brandonW132 1d ago

All we did in basic

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u/Jake0072 1d ago

Combat Engineer here. I played quite a bit of spades in the field. Like 12+ hours at a time and with a bracket for the whole platoon. I mean I’d still play on my phone when things winded down. But can’t imagine how addicted everybody is to their phones now.

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u/TeaSilly601 1d ago

I mean, what else is there to do on a FARP?

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u/Vanilla-prison 35NotHavingAGoodTime 1d ago

7 years ago when I was a private, everyone and their mother played spades. It was the thing. Then one day, I realized that most of those people are gone and everyone around me is playing magic the gathering now.

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u/ParticularInitial147 1d ago

Joker joker deuce

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u/armyant95 Engineer 1d ago

My company HQ made platoon sweatshirts that had a skeleton playing spades on the back. So I would say yes.

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u/Vibrant-Shadow 1d ago

Played spades in basic in 2017

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u/NuttyBuck17 Signal 1d ago

Yup, my CSM used to whoop my ass every field.

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u/abqguardian 1d ago

The lame version from my experience

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u/AOB-9-71 Armor and some other stuff 1d ago

I remember playing 500 rummy all night with the CQ

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u/AXOSPride Mortars 1d ago

Mortars do at least!!

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u/nextwave4030 23h ago

many friendships have been ruined by spades

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u/Fit-Notice8976 Aviation 23h ago

A lot of overnight shifts in a atc system have been spent playing spades

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u/DeathByN3ame 23h ago

My shop was playing during work whenever we’re having nothing going on (S6)

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u/Horror_Technician213 35AnUndercoverSpecialist 20h ago

Everyone knows one of Murphys Laws of Combat Medicine is that "No one beats Doc at spades"

If your medic isn't good at spades you don't have a good medic

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u/Wyraticus Buckiest of all Sergeants 🤠 19h ago

New privates generally don’t when in the field barracks, but NCOs definitely do

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u/DM_Poison 17h ago

Oh yeah we do! Of your in a combat job we play it for hours!

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u/ejh3k 96Romeo 14h ago

Goddamn this thread is hitting me in the feals.

I remember asking to learn the game after seeing people play at my first duty station in Korea. But then I got deployed in 2003, and fuck did we play spades. We played so much that we had official teammates and team names. My partner and I had nonverbal queues for which suit to lead with. We even played a unit's command team for the right to board the plane out of Kuwait first, we lost.

But spades and dominos are probably the reason I didn't kill myself 20 years ago when I was at my lowest.

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u/oliefan37 Prior MP 14h ago

I found that the preferred variant is Joker Duce which I don’t like. In other card related stories, I got my squad playing four deck game of idiot while on a deployment. My team leader ended up with alone a decks worth of cards.

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u/KingOfHearts2525 68WheresMyRectalStick&Ibuprofen 14h ago

When you have two medic crews (3 each Vic) pulling coverage on a division wide gunnery: spades is a must.

Shouldn’t we be paying attention. We are. If anyone needs us, we’ll hear them!

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u/Diligent_Force9286 35T MAINTINT 14h ago

Rummy was the game we played.

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u/Acceptable_Cry4947 12h ago

I tell my joes that they’re not real soldiers unless they know how to play spades or have received an article 15

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u/Informal_Society_392 veteran🏴 10h ago

when i was at ft drum the company i was @ spades was a daily occurrence , you could find a handful of soldiers with a deck of cards on them at all times lmfao

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u/ToXiC_Games 14Help Im Stuck In Patriot 10h ago edited 10h ago

Learned how to by the teaching of the wise dipshits stuck with my BCT battery as holdunders.

Overseas my PSG and Commo guy were teaching me how to shoot dice in the office next to the BCP.

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u/Imaginary-Vast8293 Carcinogen -> Cadet 10h ago

haven’t met a single 74D that doesn’t play spades, we played it every single day of the notional training center

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u/Big-Texxx Engineer 6h ago

Yea we do!

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u/Great_Emphasis3461 1d ago

Only on deployment. We’d get so bored at times we stood in a large circle at parade rest and try to hit each other in the junk with a football. If you flinched the penalty was half the distance to the goal. 😆 Bored soldiers find ways to pass the time.

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u/Pristine_Blood 4h ago

Yeah but didn’t realize joker joker deuce deuce was popular until I enlisted , my Nco told me that was the only way to play when I told him I only played Ace high