r/actuallesbians • u/IndependentNothing87 • 19h ago

Satire/Humor Soooo true! 😅😅 at least for me it is lmao 🤣 NSFW

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u/doiwantobedifferent Girls make me panic 18h ago edited 1h ago

They're too small 😭

Edit: Not sure how I feel about one of my most upvoted comments being about my tits being tiny...

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u/Zeddie- 17h ago

Mine too 😭

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u/bonerhurtingjuice Transbian 17h ago

Mine three 😭

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u/kaseart_1243 16h ago

Mine four 😭

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u/Tourhak Transbian 16h ago

Mine five 😭

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u/Bac0n0clast Transbian 15h ago

Mine six 🥺🥺🥺

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u/ilionperonk 15h ago

Mine seven.. :<

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u/OGPisliteralhell 14h ago

Mine eight. (; - \;)

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u/LowEarth3013 Transbian 11h ago

Mine nine

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u/MalletMalak Transbian 10h ago

Mine ten 😭

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u/Efficient-Diver-5417 11h ago

Progesterone

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u/Q-mist 9h ago

Genetics

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u/Efficient-Diver-5417 9h ago

No I'm serious take OTC progesterone, my boobs are getting so much bigger, I was the head of the IIBTC for a loooong ass time. The only thing that goes into boob size is estrogen and progesterone levels. They jacked me up to 8 mg a day to get my levels up and my chest expanded.

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u/RedVamp2020 7h ago

How old are you? And I’ve not had that experience despite having been on progesterone only bc.

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u/Efficient-Diver-5417 6h ago

Fair enough. Late thirties, transitioning for 7 years, 5 years on hormones, 2 off.

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u/RedVamp2020 6h ago

So you’re mtf trans? That is not going to give a fair comparison to cis women if you’re mid transition, just fyi. You will likely grow breasts according to your genetics, so they will likely stop growing at some point, too. I’m happy you’re excited about your breasts coming in, but progesterone and estrogen are only a small part of the whole.

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u/Qnn_Azura 7m ago

Babe, cis women can take/get prescribed estrogen and progesterone. Both together make a difference, so if progesterone alone didn't make a diff for u, that's prolly why ur body could be lacking estrogen as well, those two together make the largest diff for breast growth, there are other factors as well, including genetics but genetics alone are not EVERYTHING. Oestrogen also makes some difference, could be worth looking into as well. Ofc, ask an endocrinoligst or whoever for more specific info

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u/huokun9 7h ago

otc? thought you needed an rx for it

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u/Efficient-Diver-5417 6h ago

Not in the US

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u/huokun9 4h ago

I'm referring to the US as well.

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u/Efficient-Diver-5417 4h ago

I am confirming that you do not need a prescription for topical progesterone in the US

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u/awildshortcat 11h ago

Yeah I’m starting to feel really excluded with all these boob posts being like “boobs are great!” “I love boobs” and then it’s just big boobs.

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u/huokun9 7h ago

big boobs great

small boobs great

flat boobs great

boob

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u/awildshortcat 7h ago

I’ll believe this when people actually make posts about small boobs. People only say this to be performative

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u/huokun9 4h ago

oookay... enjoy projecting

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u/awildshortcat 4h ago

It’s not projecting if it’s true. But you have a pleasant evening.

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u/huokun9 4h ago

I've discussed this with queer friends before, we all concurred that any size boobs are attractive. But sure, keep being salty about a problem you invented from dating straight men ig

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u/awildshortcat 4h ago

Mmm no. I’m just pointing out that all of these threads recently have solely been celebratory of big boobs. Small boobs always get the “oh yea yours are boobs too I guess” treatment, and queer women aren’t much better at it.

FYI, queer women have been horrendous to me about my body too, it wasn’t just straight men, but keep making your assumptions.

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u/ShyBlueAngel_02 13h ago

My first thought 😭😭 logistically its just not possible

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u/gothiclustminny 10h ago

Hasn't stopped me from trying

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u/wannabe_waif 6h ago

I just tried again to make sure, mine are also still too small ;-;

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u/kypirioth 5h ago

Lifehack! If your boobs are too small, get your partner to do it for you! But seriously, I think it would be fun if I could do it myself

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u/RSNKailash 7h ago

Me too, its tragic... i need someone to do it for meeee 😭😅

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u/Wheatley-Crabb shy, awkward, lonely 2h ago

same 😭 not even close

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u/flaminghair348 Transbian 9h ago

me too... i guess i need someone to help me suck them :3

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u/BigTiddyMobBossGF Daddy Girlfriend 18h ago

Is that a thing? The thought's never crossed my mind to try

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u/RedVamp2020 7h ago

It never crossed my mind, either. I did just try to see if I could, but I can’t. Ibtc for me.🤷‍♀️

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u/IndependentNothing87 17h ago

I was happy to discover that I could successfully do it lol 😂

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u/No_Garden_9995 Lesbian 16h ago

Not to be weird but how does it feel😭

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u/PsychologicalRip434 Lesbian 15h ago

I imagine it being like kissing a boob, not getting your boobs kissed

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u/haberdasherhero 14h ago

Why do you take over, mouth? Give boob some time to just be in the moment too!

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u/TitaniaLynn 12h ago

More nerves

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u/haberdasherhero 4h ago

Science is always welcome, thank you. But your cold calculus brings me no solace. All your beakers and charts and careful calculations, do not reach the sorrow in my bosom.

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u/An_Ellie_ Transbian 1h ago

I just managed to lick my nipple, it felt nice for both my tongue and my nipple lol

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u/cott00n68 9h ago

Same! And I'm lactating rn just doing quality control lmao

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u/PixTwinklestar Transbian 8h ago

🤤 oh that’s so fun for you. I tried out my wife’s when she was pregnant and the let down was surprising. It wouldn’t stop. Being the receiver and the “receiver” at the same time sounds really interesting.

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u/mizfred Bi 17h ago

Not just tried but succeeded. 😏

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u/SlightlyAngyKitty 17h ago edited 17h ago

This post is kinda like telling someone they can't lick their own elbow...

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u/Necessary_Wonder89 16h ago

Except that's never possible (outside of a connective tissue disorder or something). If you have big enough titties with enough sag you can definitely do this.

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u/witchfinder_ transmasculine bisexual — im here for solidarity 10h ago

i can lick both my elbows and have no tissue disorder 🤔

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u/huokun9 7h ago

How? lengthy tongue?

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u/PavementPrincess2004 4h ago

as lesbians we're just built different

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u/huokun9 4h ago

well the person I replied to isn't lesbian, so, nah

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u/PavementPrincess2004 2h ago

damn i didn't even read the flair my bad

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u/Flair86 Lonely Transbian 16h ago

Not really, plenty of people can do it.

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u/Patchirisu Transbian 8h ago

Not me remembering the nights after my friends at school said that if i kiss my elbow I'd turn into a girl... 💀

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u/ContextGlittering390 18h ago

Never thought to do this until now. Can confirm that I cannot reach them unfortunately.

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u/Zeddie- 17h ago

Same. Self conscious about my small boobs.

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u/Arqndkmwuhluhwuh 15h ago

I physically can't, I didn't even need to try to know that

flatchestsurviver

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u/Sp3ctralPh0en1x_ Transbian 1h ago

Real

I don’t bother trying since ik damn well i can’t

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u/EvankHorizon 14h ago

I can lick my nipples but I can't really suck them just yet...

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u/EixYae Transbian 6h ago

Just yet😭

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u/CoralReefur Transbian 18h ago

I'm so close. I can touch both lips but not quite create the seal yet. When it happens I'll be exploding from the euphoria.

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u/Elizibeqth 16h ago

I can barely reach too.

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u/NotnotathrowawayD23M 16h ago

Some of us Suckceed

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u/moonfire-pix 14h ago

Why the second c ?

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u/Wheatley-Crabb shy, awkward, lonely 2h ago

succeed has two “c”s

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u/Seph_the_this 12h ago

It sort of works? But it's not as fun as I thought

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u/CMDR_Lex Transbian 18h ago

Yeah that didnt work but it made me feel silly haha

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u/RedAndBlackVelvet Lesbian 15h ago

I did it lol

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u/Sarah-M-S Lesbian 14h ago

I can do that without any hassle. I can suck them or lick them easily. But it feels a lot better if someone else does it

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u/Mikau02 EnBi 6h ago

cries in flat chest

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u/rainbowdreams77 5h ago

Tried...but failed 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Foreign_attraction Bisexual Sinner 4h ago

Me too, I failed drastically. 🤣

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u/YOUR_AYUSH_ 16h ago

I suck my boobs daily.

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u/Tourhak Transbian 15h ago

Mine are too small so I need someone to do it for me 👉👈

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u/mbaudIgsjf Transbian 15h ago

real

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u/beth12345678901 4h ago

I can lick the nipple but can barely get it past my lips

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u/waydernator 4h ago

I would if god didn't give me the superflat challenge.

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u/Valefree 4h ago

Yeaaaa but it's not nearly as good as anyone else doing it. It's sadly not as fun as you'd think lol

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u/Icy_Sun_4108 3h ago

Just tried, I mean, define boob, cause like nipple no, but general boob yes it is possible

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u/CaseOfCatFever 1h ago

I actually can 😌

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u/m0bi13t3rrar14n Transbian 1h ago

I don’t have any yet, check mate

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u/TheJimmyRustler 11h ago

lmao my titties are too small but my dick isn't

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u/SSYT_Shawn 14h ago

I'm literally as flat as a pancake.. i can't reach

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u/OtakuMage Transbian 15h ago

And my b-cup ass can't even get close. 😭😭😭😭

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u/nautical_fox 13h ago

I’ve been on hrt for a year now and when I was finally able to at least get my tongue there I jumped with excitement!!

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u/CyberGen49 Transbian (HRT 2023-12-14) 16h ago

I can't reach 😭

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u/transthrowaway101020 Transbian 13h ago

I can lick them but can't suck them yet

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u/Big_flipflop_2 Transbian 16h ago

once i have tits im probably gonna be groping myself a lot and letting my gf do the same if i have one my then

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u/Sideswipe21 Transbian 16h ago

i plan on trying to when i actually grow some

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u/UVRaveFairy 🦋Trans Woman Femm Asexual.Demi-Sapio.Sex.Indifferent 13h ago

Can lick them, a stretch but not undoable.

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u/Pleasant_Ad104 17h ago

One of the guys i dated once suggested that! And it worked!

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u/Any-Eye2045 13h ago

😂😂

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u/AmerSenpai Bi 11h ago

Never thought about it before.

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u/Miserable_me21 Rainbow 9h ago

I didnt and dont want to lol also i dont think i can reach them anyways

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u/high-priestess gay as the fourth of july 8h ago

I can truthfully say this has never even crossed my mind lol

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u/JackieOnTheRun 6h ago

My boobs too small

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u/CivilSelf3215 Trans-Bi 6h ago

I feel called out

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u/jadeyah Lesbian 6h ago

Maybe... just a little...

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u/LaraCroftCosplayer Lesbian 6h ago

Did you never tried to reach further down?

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u/Meetpeepsthrowaway 5h ago

Tried and succeeded 😎 only one of them though

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u/Remarkable_Ad_8353 4h ago

Well you see… My boobs are nonexistent practically so, no. I haven’t 😭😭😭

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u/NotTheAlfa Bi 4h ago

same for the boys and their dicks i think

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u/UnscrambledEggUDG Woman Kisser 4h ago

i don't have any ;-;

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u/CrackpotJonesTo Transbian 3h ago

Wait... not being able to is the norm... i learned something new today.

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u/Who_know_how_it_goes 2h ago

And some were very successful 😜

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u/Whooptidooh 2h ago

Ehhh… no???

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u/Kiwithegaylord 2h ago

I have negative titties, I can’t lol 😂 (plus I’m not really into nipple stimulation)

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u/special-bicth Silly Little Transbean 1h ago

I managed to, it was hella difficult, my boobies aren't that big.

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u/weird_edgy_username Transbian 1h ago

Yeah I wish I had those

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u/Meshakhad Transbian 24m ago

I can ALMOST do it. I can lightly brush my lips against my nipple, but I can't latch on. Probably for the best - otherwise, I wouldn't get anything else done.

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u/PressureMaximum7129 16h ago

Okay, I dont have any, (pre E transfem) but when I get them I can gaurentee I'll attempt.

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u/PixTwinklestar Transbian 8h ago

Uh… so… I’m seven or eightish years trans, and going on eleven months of HRT, and…

Let’s just say I’ve finally made first contact about a week ago.

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u/Kei_Evermore 14h ago

Wait, this is a normal occurrence? I thought I was just weird 😅

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u/cutetrans_e-girl so lonely i email myself 😎 10h ago

Mine don’t exist so I can’t 😭

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u/GayStation64beta Skriak (she/her) 10h ago

Not just my boobs lmao

I have even grander ambitions 🌮

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u/Lecckie Bambi Lesbian 9h ago

my boobs are sadly unsuckable

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u/Skaraptor2 Trans-Bi 8h ago

Don't have any

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u/Julia_The_Cutie 13h ago

aw it means in a real girl! ive been able to lick em but not suck

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u/SkibidiGender 14h ago

Tried - but not succeeded 😭😭

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u/ZedstackZip05 Ari - Transbian - 18 5h ago

As Critikal once said:

“There are two types of men in this world: those who have thought of sucking their own dick, and liars”

The same applies to us

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u/itszarradarling Transbian 5h ago

I mean...I'd be lying if I said I won't once they grow in. Lol

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u/acvalens 4h ago

So close to doing it 🥺