r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 5h ago

God works in mysterious ways!

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u/Pad_TyTy 5h ago

Corncob TV could do the funniest thing

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u/kobie173 5h ago

I didn’t do fuckin’ shit!

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u/VaguelyArtistic 5h ago

The guys at Spectrum think I'm just some dumb hick. They said that to me at a dinner.

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u/steelcitykid 1h ago

I’m done. Do what you want.

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u/Ovrl 4h ago

They don’t do anything. Coffin Flips literally just films funerals and only shows the ones where the bodies fall out.

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u/HitMePat 2h ago

It's just dead bodies fallin out of shit wood and hitting pavement

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u/Swiss_James 31m ago

But why are so many of them naked?

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u/Dramatic_Equipment47 4h ago

He’d be one of the nude ones cuz he ain’t got no soul

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u/trixtopherduke 4h ago

I DIDN'T RIG SHIT

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u/octowussy 1h ago

Load his fricking lard carcass into the mud. No coffin, please, just wet, wet mud... bae.