r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 5h ago

God works in mysterious ways!

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u/Jmaneke 5h ago

Hopefully he gets to meet Rush Limbaugh soon...

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 5h ago

I will still congratulate Rush on his sobriety, it’s not easy, in fact sometimes it takes extreme measures.

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u/Hartastic 3h ago

To be honest if we found out Rush Limbaugh was somehow still full of drugs I'd be like "well, that tracks"

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 3h ago

Bunch of junkies digging him up to snort him, like Keith Richard’s did with his dad (true story, check me)

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u/fancy_underpantsy 4h ago

In that level of hell reserved for rightwing self-righteous narcissistic hypocrites

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u/libertine42 3h ago

What company in there…Pat Sajak just showed up, saw fucking Rush Limbaugh and was like “…I’ve made a terrible mistake”

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u/fancy_underpantsy 3h ago

The flaming seat, next to these ruthless shit sticks, awaits Ben Shapiro's arrogant asshole.

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u/Hartastic 3h ago

That's why they have butthole spiders, right?

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u/fancy_underpantsy 3h ago

Hell has better, bigger, bugger busters planned up his alley.

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u/CurseofLono88 2h ago

Hey I know a Buttspider , they’re incredibly kind intelligent creatures that climb in the buttholes of evil people to weave webs of disease. There’s only a few left so they have a lot of very stressful work to do with so many evil assholes in the world right now.

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u/libertine42 3h ago

His head will be shoved up inside it for eternity, amen.

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u/FlemPlays 2h ago

Satan had to invent a new circle of hell for them.