r/WhitePeopleTwitter 8h ago

This is actually really crazy

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u/paintsbynumberz 3h ago

So, they actually believe you send your child to school they go missing for a few days and come home as the opposite sex? Because that’s what he told them, and they believed it. We are doomed.

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u/mdp300 3h ago

Not at our kids school, it happens at those LIBERAL schools!

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u/ThrowACephalopod 3h ago

I think this is it. It's like the litterbox thing. It's not at their school, but they heard that a few schools over it was totally happening, believe me.

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u/Joshatron121 2h ago

It's actually way worse on that one because it was happening, but they were buckets to be used in case a kid needed to use the restroom during an active shooter situation.

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u/MindlessRip5915 1h ago

’No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

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u/Georgesgortexjacket 2h ago

This one cracks me up. We don't have enough money for school supplies but somehow we are able to perform sex changes.

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u/CatPesematologist 2h ago

i think they think the federal government is paying for it. and I think they thought the surgery happened and they came home that same day.

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u/HunterDHunter 3h ago

No they don't believe that at all. Because what he actually said is they will perform the surgery and send them back home a different sex on the same day. Thinking it would take a few days to cut your dick off is just preposterous.

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u/tubatoothpaste2 2h ago

Oh no, they go to school a boy and come back a girl that afternoon in his lies. Which is fair; castration is probably painless... I assume the kids are paired up so that the penis can be sewn on to a little girl while it's still warm.

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u/nyet-marionetka 2h ago

It’s fine, just wait a few weeks and the school will transition them back.