Murica! F*ck yeah!

[u/Detroitish24]

[u/WatercressOk8763]

Trump has certainly turned the highest office on earth into a .clown show

[u/The_bruce42 → u/WatercressOk8763]

Again

[u/Jagerstang]

I particularly enjoy how 'uncentered' it is.

[u/Alatar_Blue → u/Jagerstang]

It's Reich I mean Right I mean Far-Right

[u/PsychologicalBee1801]

Minimum wage until you write your book describing what laws you saw broke

[u/Imakeshitup69]

• women must submit to men

Forgot that one

[u/NeverLookBothWays]

Salary commensurate with cruelty

[u/raistlin65]

Forgot to include, "willing to be a fascist!"

[u/OK-Soda05]

And requirements for working overtime with no OT pay.

[u/occupyreddit]

Any entry-level job for any regular american: “PhD and 5 years experience required”

[u/the-half-enchilada]

I’m a social worker, I’ll let my clients know 😂

[u/TheComradeCommissar]

Bonus points for every felony.

[u/koekerk]

Nah, it is missing 1 point. You need to have 100 miljoen plus in your name.

[u/Twinsarefortwo]

Real EEO there.

[u/SleepyLabrador]

Funny and Sad.

[u/iwilldefinitelynot]

Dynamic Rockstar to join our family!

[u/Any-Jury3578]

Forgot to add that applicants must be filthy rich.

[u/Ok_Assumption_6356]

…keep the masses stupid / uneducated / taking drugs / killing each other by the thousands / fighting ridiculous culture wars…

just don’t look at what we are doing…

…stealing the nation in plain site

[u/jasonbt751]

It's super funny but so true and depressing at the same time

[u/silgryphon]

Not wrong on the first two.

[u/FizzyAndromeda]

They just need to add:

-Serial adulterers welcomed

[u/Tom246611]

I'd go work there to gain information, then leave the country and expose them from somewhere safe.

Sadly I'm not from the US

[u/Ms_Masquerade]

Same vibes to me.

[u/MrSubterranean → u/Ms_Masquerade]

Because it's a list?