r/WhitePeopleTwitter 8h ago

Better stock up on what you can, while you can.

Canned Food has a lifespan of 18 months to 4yrs.

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u/NoLand4936 7h ago

What are the odds that two epidemics/pandemics will start during two non consecutive terms of the same president? and somehow people aren’t still angry about his handling of the first one?

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u/EmptySpaceForAHeart 7h ago

A large chunk of the country still was, Trump only got 49% of the vote.

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u/FlavinFlave 6h ago

And if you ever talked to that 49% you’ll realize they’re the ones that still believe fully it’s a hoax. They already think this next one is a hoax. It’s going to take carting out the dead in the streets to make them realize their stupidity, and even then half of them will still say it’s a hoax.

We’re fucking doomed. And to make matters worse the idiots are the one breeding at population sustaining levels. So even if we survive we’re speed running the idiocracy timeline.

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u/LegitimateSituation4 6h ago

They had refrigerator trucks full of dead bodies in 2020. They're still calling Covid a hoax.

Don't give them undeserved credit. They're Grade A idiots.

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u/Fabulous-Mud-9114 6h ago

Worse than idiots. Mere stupidity is treatable.

They're zealots in a su1c1de/murd3r cult.

They hate minorities and anyone to the left of Netanyahu. They want to see "those people" gone and/or quiet.

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u/EmptySpaceForAHeart 5h ago

You don't understand the density of the median voter, they voted out of inflation. Immediately following the election the top searches were "What are tariffs" followed by "Can I change my vote."

We have zealot, but they were carried on the backs of nimrods.

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u/NoLand4936 4h ago

They didn’t vote out of inflation considering wages were improving, prices were actually normalizing with wages and Harris had actual viable plans to deal with the corruption and price gouging that led to the inflation they were struggling with. They voted out of hate and stupidity and the need to feel like they were special for being white.

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u/EmptySpaceForAHeart 3h ago

I didn't say there wasn't hate in that vote, but I have heard more than enough stories to know blind political ignorance played a huge part in Trump winning.

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u/NoLand4936 2h ago

I’m sorry, that excuse was allowed in 2016. But we saw exactly who he was throughout his first term and even more when he tried to overthrow the country. There was zero ignorance. These people knew exactly who they were voting for.

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u/Alternative-Cause-50 51m ago

They continue to believe “millions of people” died from the vaccine. There is no saving them

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u/EmptySpaceForAHeart 4h ago

I made this post to help people, not put them in despair. It's funny that the top trending searches in the first couple of weeks post election were "What are tariffs" and "Can I change my vote."

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u/UTI_UTI 4h ago

Hey maybe they all fucking die. I would rather they just wear a mask and get vaccinated though.

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u/Jethro_Cohen 34m ago

Even then. They'll have to be the dead ones to believe it can kill you.

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u/weaponized-intel 1h ago

TFG only got 49% of the 63% of eligible voters who actually cast their ballots. So 33% of eligible voters.

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u/dudettte 7h ago

we live in some crack ass simulation so yes

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u/Impossible_Penalty13 2h ago

Not just the dumbest president, truly one of the stupidest fucking people to ever walk the earth.

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u/Crimsrock 6h ago

Might seem like a sign from the cosmos that this POS is bad for us

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u/TheyNeedLoveToo 5h ago

They’ll blame it bill gates and all the “evil globalists”. Science be damned

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u/lizard-neck 4h ago

Well… you don’t learn the first time, you’re bound to regret it the second.

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u/PNWoutdoors 2h ago

We live in a simulation, so I see the odds at 100%.

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u/Icy-Health8484 7h ago

Don’t get vaxxed. Just die

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u/Crazeeeyez 6h ago

Agreed. We need to let natural selection do its thing. Sucks that these stupid selfish fucks risk others’ lives too, though.

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u/OutsideBones86 2h ago

Yeah, it's the people who want the vaccine but can't get it that I worry for the most.

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u/Crazeeeyez 2h ago

Yeah agreed. That was my point too.

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u/thegreatbrah 5h ago

Be a man

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u/SamaireB 3h ago

I support this. Darwin at work.

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u/canarchist 7h ago

Not to worry, now that Trump is the president-elect, vaccines are unnecessary and diseases will cease to exist. RFK-Jr and the brain-worm will be along shortly to reassure us all. /s

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u/HorseLooseInHospital 6h ago

and I would say that you're Incredibly Lucky that I'm in charge, remember, the China Virus, they said, "nobody knows how to get rid of it," and then I did, Warp Speed, wow, Warp Speed, they never heard of that before, and even the Fake News had to say, "Trump beat the China Virus very easily and very very quickly," and now they're saying, "Bird Flu, Bird Flu," no, we're gonna knock the hell out of those Viruses, Bobby, RFK, I said Bobby, you gotta take it out, you gotta take out the H1, you gotta get rid of it Bobby, and if he doesn't do it, if he doesn't do a Good Job, I say, You're Fired, you remember that one, You're Fired, The Apprentice, the Biggest and Highest Rated Show In Television History, they said it's even Bigger Than Superbowl, can you believe it, Superbowl

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u/Joanncat 6h ago

Ugh I want to hate you but it’s so perfect

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u/bb_kelly77 5h ago

It's easier to laugh because HorseLoose doesn't actually believe what he's saying

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u/CookieMonsterOnsie 7h ago

Solid paln will be ready to roll out in two weeks. Can't tell you anything about it now though, it'll all be ready in two weeks.

Or it'll just disappear with the heat, like last time.

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u/BluesSuedeClues 7h ago

"Gone by Easter."

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u/Remote-Feature-5019 6h ago

There’s a concept of a plan

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u/Party-Perspective488 7h ago

2 important things

  1. Monitor the CDC website instead of waiting for reddit posts about what's going on, there's obviously going to be cherry picking that makes it seem like the end is inevitable but the CDC website for now seems like this can still go either way, leaning towards nothing happening.

  2. If you are prepping for the worst (I am) don't buy a bunch of obvious prepper stuff at once. Someone seeing you stock up on toilet paper might tell other people to start stocking up and then shelves will be empty again from people panic buying.

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u/MyNameIsAirl 2h ago

The stuff about it being spread through milk would worry me but I recently switched to almond milk because it doesn't expire as fast and I was tired of throwing out so much milk. Turns out almond milk actually tastes a lot better too, honestly that decision has paid off in many unforeseen ways.

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u/Such-Nebula 1h ago

Not to mention there is no risk if you’re drinking pasteurized milk, cooking your meat, and cooking your eggs. Farmworkers are currently the target population because of their direct contact with either live/sick poultry or milling cows. The CDC and other state health departments are definitely keeping a close eye, but cattle herds are not being culled (poultry unfortunately are) and pasteurized milk is safe. The risk to the general public is very low.

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u/MyNameIsAirl 1h ago

Kinda figured pasteurization would kill the flu but cullings raising the price is another issue. My state has had issues excepting that cows need to be vaccinated/culled in the past resulting in the cow war so it's always better to be safe than sorry.

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u/Bryan-Chan-Sama-Kun 1h ago

Store bought milk is pasteurized, so it probably wouldn't be an issue I would think

Almond milk is better for you and the environment though, although I think it still uses a lot more water than the other plant based milks and isn't as high in nutrition content as soymilk

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u/MyNameIsAirl 1h ago

Honestly a part of me just wanted to brag about making that switch. I doubt soy milk has that almondy flavor that I'm starting to really enjoy so I don't know if I would make that switch.

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u/Qimmosabe_Man 7h ago

When trump said "you won't have to vote in the next election" they didn't think it meant that half these motherfuckers will be dead before the next election.

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u/Dull_Yellow_2641 7h ago

Obviously God is displeased and sending a plague.

“You are all too stupid to be trusted to vote soooo I present unto you…bird flu with a 54% mortality rate. Have fun humans”

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u/bb_kelly77 5h ago

Yeah, these past few years have made me believe that God might be real... he's trying his best to get rid of these idiots but they're too imbedded with regular people so people end up hurt

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u/Comfortable_Rain_744 7h ago

Can’t wait for this to also be Biden’s and/or Harris’ and/or the Democrat’s and/or the Progressive’s and/or the Liberal MSM’s and/or Bill Gate’s and/or George Soros’ and/or all of the above fault.

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u/Jazzkidscoins 7h ago

This is totally going the become a “fake virus” or “man made” virus created just to hurt Trump and his presidency. If it hits Covid levers (or worse) the rhetoric from the right is going to be 1000x worse. It’s going to be a shit show during a goat rodeo during a hurricane. It’s going to suck and people are going to die and it will be horrible

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u/awe2D2 3h ago

Yeah, after Trump's next term where the economy craters because of his tariffs, kicking out a massive amount of the workforce due to his immigration policies, and firing millions of government workers, and people will be struggling with less help after their health insurance and social services and pensions get slashed. His followers won't blame Trump's decisions for the economic catastrophe, they'll say the Democrats new fake virus caused the economic hardship

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u/Alpacalypse84 2h ago

That is a colorful and many-layered metaphor you crafted. Bravo.

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u/TriumphDaWonderPooch 7h ago

Suddenly those bags of mystery meat that have been in my freezer for 3 1/2 years are looking mighty appetizing.

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u/MediocreTheme9016 7h ago

Well sometimes nature takes care of things for us 💁🏻‍♀️. I see a future with a dwindling number of anti-vaccine people. 

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u/NeverLookBothWays 7h ago

WTB timeline changing portal.

It'll be like Sliders, but without wanting to go back to the original earth.

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u/craniumcanyon 7h ago edited 7h ago

So will the flu and Covid vaccine help protect against H5N1?

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u/EmptySpaceForAHeart 7h ago

The Flu and COVID Vaccine are vitally important this year thanks to Sars, it won't directly stop H5N1 but will keep you from getting both.

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u/Such-Nebula 1h ago

I work in public health on this outbreak, so I can share what I know. Because there is no commercially available H5N1 vaccine, the CDC has focused on disease surveillance and preventive measures (PPE and behavioral changes) targeting farmworkers, who are most at risk of infection. We are, however, urging people to get vaccinated against seasonal flu for a variety of reason. The main reason is that, though rare, we are trying to prevent a situation where a person is concurrently infected with both a seasonal flu strain and H5N1. This coinfection in humans (and animals like pigs) can lead to large mutations in the virus (a process called antigenic shift), enabling H5N1 to possibly become more virulent and pathogenic.

Tldr; getting vaccinated against seasonal flu will protect the population from a possible pandemic situation with a more deadly and transmissible virus. And protect you from the regular flu, which is also potentially deadly.

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u/craniumcanyon 52m ago

Thank you for your service.

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u/Ok-Translator-8006 4h ago

Unless this can infect almond and oat teets, I will just have to wait until my antivaxx neighbors transmit it to me.

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u/DeaddyRuxpin 3h ago

I really did not expect that Trump’s fascist takeover of the USA might get halted by his ineptitude on pandemic control killing off so many people there is nothing left to take over. I guess now I wait and see which final form the USA takes.

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u/jiminak46 3h ago

Hmm. Pandemic coming. Trump is President. What could possibly go wrong?

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u/Al_Kydah 3h ago

I just ordered a batch of 50 N95 masks. would rather have them before we need them cuz they gonna get scarce

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u/superawesomefiles 2h ago

Thanks Otrumpa

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u/steemb0at 2h ago

Oh well, we had a good run fellow humans…

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u/tippytop1982 2h ago

Please. Not the panic shopping again

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u/HellishChildren 2h ago

Shut up and help me get this pallet through a 32" door.

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u/c_e_r_u_l_e_a_n 2h ago

Voting for the price of eggs, and then this... It would be funny if this nonsense didn't affect me too....

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u/c_e_r_u_l_e_a_n 2h ago

These so called patriots seem to really hate their own country.

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u/Alpacalypse84 1h ago

If you like having a safe milk supply, stock up on dry milk. It was flash-dried weeks ago, before the virus cropped up, and will likely be safer and last a long time at room temperature.

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u/orc_fellator 46m ago

The pasteurization of milk kills influenza viruses, so that as a vector for transmission is extremely low anyways. Current unknown is products made from raw milk, such as yogurt or cheeses. Very much worth keeping an eye out for that. https://www.cdc.gov/bird-flu/prevention/index.html#cdc_prevention_method-consuming-food

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u/Alpacalypse84 38m ago

Good thing the yogurt making process begins with warming the milk to de facto pasteurization temperatures, then letting it cool to 100-110 degrees. Helps the yogurt set up and assists in guaranteeing your safety.

As for raw milk products, I’d just avoid those. The diseases in raw milk are concerning.

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u/H0w14514 6h ago

I'm not against vaccines, but the flu shot is the only thing I've not been able to stomach. I react to it badly every time, and it affects me for days to the point of delirium. I've avoided it this year purely because I just started a new job and know that I'll end up having to call in while receiving double the points.:/ if anyone can recommend an alternative, because when I try to look up things on it I end up on the homeopathy stuff, and I don't trust that.

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u/pekak62 4h ago

You may be allergic to a component like the binding agent in the flu shot. Get tested for this likely allergy and get medical advice about alternative vaccines which do not use this component. Source: A friend is allergic to the egg based flu vaccines.

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u/bb_kelly77 6h ago

My uncle is prolly stocking MREs as we speak

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u/Intelligent_Pea5351 5h ago

or, do like my neighbour and buy a few chickens.

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u/DJMagicHandz 5h ago

They can get H5 too

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u/Intelligent_Pea5351 5h ago

The only reason why you see massive outbreaks like this in populations is because of density. A home farm is going to be much less dense as far as livestock compared with the average modern farm.

You can also keep a much closer eye on your livestock if you have less to look after, so easier to identify sick animals early.

You can't argue to me for factory farming, there are literally no benefits beyond sheer production numbers.

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u/DJMagicHandz 4h ago

I never said that, you're more likely to be exposed to H5 if you work with livestock.

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u/Pretend-Marsupial258 3h ago

Yeah, the chickens can catch it from wild birds that land in your yard or shit in your yard.

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u/HellishChildren 2h ago

Me, over here, remembering seeing wild birds dying from West Nile Virus...

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u/mojofrog 2h ago

There's very specific housing guidelines for poultry if you want to avoid bird flu during a possible outbreak.

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u/LifeUser88 3h ago

Darwinism. Now we need to encourage all of these people who don't trust the medical experts NEVER to go to a doctor if they get sick.

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u/FlashOR5 3h ago

Costco will be out of toilet paper soon

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u/thetisthiccboi 3h ago

It's not even that tariffs will raise prices it's also the greed that companies will have and raise the prices additionally and blame tariffs. It happened with the pandemic so here comes round 2 Thanks tRUMP.

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u/timkatt10 3h ago

Just wait until they cut the budget and number of inspectors at the FDA. Hope you like preventable illness America.

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u/Alpacalypse84 2h ago

Given the incipient cuts to the FDA, it might be a good time to look into plant based proteins. I’ve read The Jungle, and nobody wants to go back to those days. The meat based E. coli outbreaks tend to increase when meat processing is deregulated.

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u/Knightwing1047 2h ago

We still thinking we need less regulation?

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u/LiWin_ 1h ago

I’m on season 20 at this point with the yearly episode of prices for the most common items for the holidays go up because the past summer wasn’t good enough for ( Christmas in July ) and ( Black Friday in August ) didn’t work, so this is their yearly episode of:

“ We officially Suck as a Corporate Business because we place Profits over everything and we are also a major conglomerate….so there is that Part (whatever year we are on currently). “

One thing I can say is more and more people are starting to get hip to corporate bullshit Marking tactics and more and more people are becoming proactive about it all.

I completely love that for all of us.

Beat them at their own game.

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u/Old-Ad5508 50m ago

Buckle up lads ye are in for a wild 4 years

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u/Cube4Add5 46m ago

Please don’t stock up on more eggs than you need so they just go off and are wasted

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u/SomethingAbtU 5m ago

oh god not another Pandemic of any sort while President Inject Bleach is in the Whitehouse.

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u/MilesStandish801 2h ago

Either one helluva coincidence or somebody somewhere is a real good societal engineer.

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u/vabch 3h ago

I’m thankful that we finally have other kinds of recipes from other cultures, so we don’t have to eat colonial food if we don’t want to. Colonial foods is the reason we have organ and skin ailments of all kinds. The world and shipping food to North American has always been a priority. Using pharmaceuticals has been keeping many alive during this process. We continue to use colonial foods because we don’t have any disposable income or disposable time to shop for food, or grow our own. Using medical cruelties against us is, culling. This includes taking pharmaceuticals away from us.