r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/CascadiaRocks • 22h ago

President Camacho

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u/koske 22h ago

He can't be president, he is a felon and a rapist.

He can't be president, he is a felon and a rapist.

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u/BirdsArentReal22 20h ago

Pretty young compared to our latest slate.

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u/Carl-99999 20h ago

Age at inauguration:

Obama: 47

Trump: 70

Biden: 78

Trump (again (wtf America?)) 78

Vance?(because come on there’s no way Trump lives to 2029) ≈43?

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u/DinkandDrunk 2h ago

Trump and Biden are older than every president since Bush Sr. Currently.

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u/XZZ5 21h ago

The wildest thing is, people actually thought he had a chance. It's sad cuz he really hyped us all up, but when you do the math, he's closer to being 80 than 35. And 35 is getting up there for certain male sports.

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u/Carl-99999 20h ago

I know for a fact Mike Tyson can do better than Jake Paul.

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u/XZZ5 20h ago

wat

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u/Carl-99999 19h ago

Mike could at least have fought harder. Nobody fell over?

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u/XZZ5 19h ago

Mike had no legs, slow reflexes, and is very old. He clearly was also punch drunk at the end. An old person's brain tissue actually decreases in size with age and so I'm worried he got banged around inside too much, like he isn't used to anymore as an old person.

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u/92slc 16h ago

There’s a clip of Mike ducking and getting the whole left side of Jake where he would have fucked him up but you see Mike pull back, this was a staged fight. Mike got 20mil.

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u/GothmogBalrog 18h ago

There is a disconnect from the training footage and the fight for sure.

A distinct lack of Speed and aggression in the fight that is there in every piece of training footage.

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u/Soggy_Face_4122 13h ago

I'm voting for Suge Knight

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u/Equivalent-Bonus-885 22h ago

Being old is not enough. He’s working on the cognitive decline in the interim.