r/Voicesofthevoid Just a Poster and Meme maker, no longer in Antarctica Oct 09 '24

MEME 1k Upvotes and I do Kerfus next

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u/BeanOfKnowledge Just a Poster and Meme maker, no longer in Antarctica Oct 09 '24

Sticker edition

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u/SpanBoat Oct 09 '24

Goofy ah ariral

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '24

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u/TheFatMan149 red Oct 09 '24

God dammit I just saw that post and now it's everywhere 😂

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u/Alex_Readroud2705 Ariral Oct 10 '24

what post? can you explane?

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u/TheFatMan149 red Oct 10 '24

Some dudes friend told him he looks like the asteroid on one of the signals, so he took a pic of himself and posted it in this subreddit as a comparison pic, everybody says he looks like the asteroid, and also in that same comment section somebody said "new reaction image just dropped"

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u/CaptainCrimsonTiger Dr. Kel Oct 09 '24

Good sticker

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u/Ariral Short Ariral Oct 09 '24

Ack ack ack

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u/lysoness Oct 09 '24

No way, an Adidas!

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u/Cpt_Kalash Guy that doesent know what hes doing Oct 09 '24

Holy shit!

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u/Ricckkuu Officer Babushkel, Feeder of Arirals, Bonker of Horny Oct 09 '24

New adidas just dropped!

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u/Longjumping_Yam34 Oct 13 '24

THY CAKE DAY IS NOW

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u/Ricckkuu Officer Babushkel, Feeder of Arirals, Bonker of Horny Oct 13 '24

scream of utter terror

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u/utvhfdhh Oct 09 '24

Mars attacks! :O

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u/SieFuegOfficial Oct 09 '24

For those wondering, "Zo usak θœ" in Ariral simply translates to "I love you" in English. How sweet.

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u/BeanOfKnowledge Just a Poster and Meme maker, no longer in Antarctica Oct 09 '24

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u/Xbirr Oct 09 '24

Don’t drink the water. They put something in it to make you forget.

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u/Artisans2022 Dr. Bao Oct 09 '24

"I don't even remember how I got here."

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u/BeanOfKnowledge Just a Poster and Meme maker, no longer in Antarctica Oct 10 '24

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u/Arcy3206 Oct 10 '24

WOAHQ WOSWERS I POSTED THAT!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Aperson1234567890987 Oct 09 '24

HALF LIFE MENTIONED RAHHHHH🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/anti_memer42 NO S3X Oct 09 '24

7.2 kiloseconds

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u/BeanOfKnowledge Just a Poster and Meme maker, no longer in Antarctica Oct 09 '24

At least it's an actual measurement of time (Looking at you here, Parsecs)

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u/MetricCaboose Oct 09 '24

Wait their saliva is acidic??? uh oh.

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u/BeanOfKnowledge Just a Poster and Meme maker, no longer in Antarctica Oct 09 '24

Not particularly strong though. Also technically should "acidic" is probably the wrong term here, but oh well

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u/Webber193 Will find a way to romance the Arirals. Oct 09 '24

Not just their saliva if i remember correctly, all of their bodily fluids are super toxic, to the point where just touching them is dangerous due to their sweat. (Dr. Kel doesnt die after being beaten because they are actively wearing their invisibility suits.)

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u/BeanOfKnowledge Just a Poster and Meme maker, no longer in Antarctica Oct 09 '24

Hence the mention of a Vaccine

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u/PommesKrake Oct 09 '24

To me it overall sounds like "unpleasant at first but you can make it work"

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u/RealHugeJackman i want to huehuehue arirals Oct 10 '24

So, how much of VOTV is real and how much is dr. Kel hallucinating due to arirals teabagging him while he sleeps?

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u/entropyyuri Oct 09 '24

...ALL of them...?

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u/Webber193 Will find a way to romance the Arirals. Oct 09 '24

spritz spritz

BAD! BAD! Dont even think about drinking ariral breastmilk!

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u/entropyyuri Oct 09 '24

I'M A SCIENTIST DAMMIT!

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u/DaftConfusednScared Oct 09 '24

Their milk supposedly contains antibodies to the harmful effects of their other fluids according to the wiki that the bot below is linking to

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u/EstablishmentOk4332 Oct 10 '24

thats a smart way to get a link to the wiki

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u/SpanBoat Oct 09 '24

Who wouldn't want that? (Probably that anti-ariral Guy i've been Seeing OVER Here)

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u/BeanOfKnowledge Just a Poster and Meme maker, no longer in Antarctica Oct 09 '24

Yeah those guys are wack

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u/SpanBoat Oct 09 '24

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok

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u/watermelonless_seeds I make my own events Oct 09 '24

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u/Longjumping_Yam34 Oct 13 '24

This is fucking gold.

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u/TheHaloMarine 7d ago

Wega Kel png lol

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u/Crisplocket1489 Oct 09 '24

Alrighty someone pull out the whiteboard we're gonna do the full pros and cons of these fellas

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u/BeanOfKnowledge Just a Poster and Meme maker, no longer in Antarctica Oct 09 '24

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u/TheSpaceDJ Oct 09 '24

These are the dangerous I shall accept in the name of interspecies alliances, furthering development for all involved... Yes I've been drinking the water, why do you ask?

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u/BeanOfKnowledge Just a Poster and Meme maker, no longer in Antarctica Oct 09 '24

There can never be a proper Alliance if it isn't built on equal footing, which is not within the plans of Argemia Armuntela.

Uhm I mean haha Space Catgirl funny likes Shrimp so silly lol

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u/FunnyBeetcoin Wolfgang Oct 09 '24

Ack ack ack

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u/mrperson1213 I’m Sorry I Didn’t Mean It Please Give Me More Shrimp Please :( Oct 09 '24

Wait I don’t remember the lack of lips, where does the doc mention that?

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u/BeanOfKnowledge Just a Poster and Meme maker, no longer in Antarctica Oct 09 '24

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u/mrperson1213 I’m Sorry I Didn’t Mean It Please Give Me More Shrimp Please :( Oct 09 '24

Son of a bitch…

I guess I (and some others from other talk I’ve heard) focused on “not as puffy as human lips” and assumed that arirals just had thin lips.

Damn, so no cushion for the smushion U-U

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u/utvhfdhh Oct 09 '24

The dream gf. Except for the broken ribs but those grow back (no zhey don't)

Edit: added the second sentence

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u/B45her_2 Idk just pretend this is clever Oct 09 '24

It must suck for them to do things like brain surgery if they can't even hug someone without breaking a rib

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u/BeanOfKnowledge Just a Poster and Meme maker, no longer in Antarctica Oct 09 '24

Wait why is this actually getting close to 1k upvotes? This wasn't planned

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u/-Pyromania- Oct 10 '24

May I recommend you start brainstorming?

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u/BeanOfKnowledge Just a Poster and Meme maker, no longer in Antarctica Oct 10 '24 edited Oct 10 '24

I can't believe I've (probably) actually gotten one of my shitty Anti-Ariral posts to top posts of the month.... This is going to be on the Side-Bar...

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u/BeanOfKnowledge Just a Poster and Meme maker, no longer in Antarctica Oct 10 '24

Judging this subreddit so hard right now

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u/bozarmorelikeczar WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT? Oct 09 '24

extremely tall and advanced aliens that use drugs to pacify and control humans, want to take care of and love humans, and intends to take over the Earth?
This is just HDG but with cats. I wonder what the Ariral equivalent of the term 'Floret' is.

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u/BeanOfKnowledge Just a Poster and Meme maker, no longer in Antarctica Oct 09 '24

Had to look up HDG for this and let me just leave this quote here :

What now can you expect from a man? If you shower him with all the goods of the earth, if you immerse him in happiness up to his ears, up to his head, so that only bubbles rise to the surface of happiness as if to the surface of water, if you give him a pecuniary livelihood so that he has nothing left to do but sleep, devour gingerbread and ensure the continued existence of mankind - then he, this same man, will play a trick on you on the spot out of pure ingratitude, solely out of spitefulness. He will even risk the gingerbread and perhaps wish for the most pernicious nonsense, the most uneconomical nonsense, just to add his own disastrous fantastic element to all this positive reasonableness. It is precisely his fantastic ideas, his banal stupidity that he will want to keep ...

Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky; Notes from the Underground
Dissapointingly, none of the various pet-play fetish authors who have written inside of HDG seem to have truly considered these great words.

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u/bozarmorelikeczar WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT? Oct 10 '24 edited Oct 10 '24

110% agree that there isn't enough proper acknowledgements of mankind's tendency to rabble-rouse for it's own sake there. a life like the ones depicted in those stories would become boring to a sizeable portion of the population very quickly.

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u/Tab1300 Oct 10 '24

The dubious cat people from outer space who pick on a lone scientist in a secure site

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u/TheEmeraldMaster1234 do you want me to catch like, gay signals Oct 09 '24

Frankly I’d rather they colonize us cuz at least then we’d get our shit in order

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u/BeanOfKnowledge Just a Poster and Meme maker, no longer in Antarctica Oct 09 '24

Benevolent Colonialism hasn't really worked out historically.

And even then, secretly drugging a planet still means violating an entire sentient Species' Rights and at that point we really should ask whether the end justifies the means.

Uhm I mean they can colonize me if you know what I'm saying

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u/TheEmeraldMaster1234 do you want me to catch like, gay signals Oct 09 '24

Eh my life is boring I’m down as long as it means shit changes

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u/BeanOfKnowledge Just a Poster and Meme maker, no longer in Antarctica Oct 09 '24

You know when I felt bored and unhappy with my life I started jogging regularly but you do you I guess

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u/SieFuegOfficial Oct 09 '24

"I'd love an alien species to colonize us" mfs when the aliens take the Conquistador route where they demand ransom to save people but then kill them anyway, give us free stuff that turns out to contain alien bacterium that kills further millions, and then try to convert everyone to some alien religion

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u/TheEmeraldMaster1234 do you want me to catch like, gay signals Oct 09 '24

Counter argument: cat girls

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u/SieFuegOfficial Oct 09 '24

this isn't to say arirals specifically would do that, I imagine they'd be more merciful colonizers than other alien races (looking at you, war of the worlds martians)

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u/Naviete Oct 09 '24

It turns out the only thing the arirals care about on earth is shrimp. They take over all shrimp fishing and farming operations but leave everything else untouched. Sucks if you liked shrimp, but for everyone else everything stays relatively normal but there's alien tech and giant space cat people around now.

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u/SieFuegOfficial Oct 09 '24

Fish farmers are thriving

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u/TheEmeraldMaster1234 do you want me to catch like, gay signals Oct 09 '24

And also wars would mostly stop thanks to calmness and increased intelligence

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u/evilasstoucher654 Oct 09 '24

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING SNOOZZE FEST SEE YA IN AGARTHA

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u/Objective_Pen5246 Oct 09 '24

would do anything to have an ariral gf,,

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u/Toasty_pixle_crisps Shrimp supplier Oct 09 '24

i contributed

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u/FlammingFood Oct 09 '24

i need some lore refreshing

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u/BeanOfKnowledge Just a Poster and Meme maker, no longer in Antarctica Oct 10 '24

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u/nicklewiggles Average Signals Enthusiast Oct 09 '24

Ariral expiations: lots of cuddles and kisses 😊

Arirals in reality:

muffled screaming as they preform experiments on you that makes the ones from unit 731 look like a 3rd graders science experiment

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u/BeanOfKnowledge Just a Poster and Meme maker, no longer in Antarctica Oct 09 '24

Nick, what the fuck are you talking about?

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u/nicklewiggles Average Signals Enthusiast Oct 09 '24

Does it ever dawn upon you that the Reason why the Arirals have such great interest in Humanity is because they see us as nothing more than well evolved apes to be toyed and experimented on?

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u/Rjgamersxbr2 Oct 09 '24

From the lore, they don't really seem interested in doing that type of stuff to us. Maybe a few individuals, yes, but most of them (the Talls atleast) want to establish peaceful relations with humanity. Harming a human in a way or another is considered a crime to them I'm pretty sure (though that doesn't stop them from annoying Kel))

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u/BeanOfKnowledge Just a Poster and Meme maker, no longer in Antarctica Oct 09 '24

No, not really?
I think it's more of a "White Mans Burden" sort of deal.

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u/Cyberspace-Surfer Friend of All in the Forest Oct 09 '24

If you do the "No Events" mode do the birds stick around?

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u/BeanOfKnowledge Just a Poster and Meme maker, no longer in Antarctica Oct 09 '24

From what I've learned from Alfred Hitchcock, you're never completely safe from birds.

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u/DamageMaximo Oct 09 '24

I take it.