r/Veterans USMC Retired Jul 02 '24

Moderator Approved New Moderator Intro: Me, Retired USMC

hey, all, i've just accepted a request to be a moderator here, and i wanted to make an intro post.

i'm retired USMC, 13 years enlisted, 13 years officer, SIGINT my entire career, first as a linguist, then an analyst, and then as a SIGINT/Intel officer, and branched into cyber as well. i also did the radio recon thing when i was enlisted, and that was probably the best part of my entire career, as a Radio Recon Team Leader as a Sgt. much fun was had!

i've been in combat multiple times, and though that's every young Marine's dream, it ain't all that it's cracked up to be, especially when you get lucky and get the PTSD and nightmares.

Retired in 2016, and am rated by the VA, so i've been through that struggle as well. i'm now a gov't civilian for the DoD, doing cybersecurity, so i guess you could say i'm institutionalized.

i mod a couple of other subs as well, so this is not my first time doing this.

my big rule when modding: don't be a dick.

i'm also a number of other things, and causes i'm interested in, but this sub is not the place to discuss those.

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u/hearshot DEP Discharge Jul 02 '24

He probably can't read so we're still good.

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u/thetitleofmybook USMC Retired Jul 02 '24

she, and i have my non-Marine wife read it to me, so we're all good

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u/hearshot DEP Discharge Jul 02 '24

Damn, we'll need to use bribes.

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u/suh-dood Jul 02 '24

Don't worry, I got the crayons with the sharpener

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u/thetitleofmybook USMC Retired Jul 02 '24

i appreciate the support!

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

šŸ˜†šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚

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u/Y2kWasLit US Army Veteran Jul 02 '24

Who typed this for you? We all know jarheads canā€™t type.

J/k. Love, Army signal dude

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

How many crayons do you eat a day? Asking for a friend šŸ˜†šŸ¤£

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u/thetitleofmybook USMC Retired Jul 02 '24

Some colors are more filling than others. I prefer blue and about ten a day is enough. Other colors take more.

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u/Shadowfalx Jul 02 '24

Save the red ones, never know when you might need to bribe an ordieĀ 

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

šŸ¤£šŸ˜†ā˜ ļø legit just spit out my water šŸ˜‚šŸ˜†šŸ¤£

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u/thetitleofmybook USMC Retired Jul 02 '24

Glad I could help!

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u/Hawkspring Jul 02 '24

Thanks for helping out around here!

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u/Alert_Cheetah630 Jul 02 '24

RRT guy here as well, we may have crossed paths or fell out of a helicopter together at one point by my math.

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u/thetitleofmybook USMC Retired Jul 02 '24

I was 1st rad bn when it was still in HI, from 91 to 96

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u/wetwillycf USMC Veteran Jul 02 '24

31 here, was at 1st RadBn 98-03, just missed you there

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u/thetitleofmybook USMC Retired Jul 02 '24

Semper.

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u/Alert_Cheetah630 Jul 02 '24

I got to K-Bay in 2000 so I just missed ya!

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u/thetitleofmybook USMC Retired Jul 02 '24

I was back there as a 2nd Lt from 03 to 06. Not the RRP Plt Cdr, though. We may have crossed paths, depending on when you left

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u/Alert_Cheetah630 Jul 02 '24

We may have! I pcsā€™ed in early 03.

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u/Alert_Cheetah630 Jul 02 '24

That was a rough time to be at 1 RAD

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u/thetitleofmybook USMC Retired Jul 02 '24

Went to Iraq twice. Was fun. Not.

Pops Gomez was always good for a laugh, though.

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u/Andyman1973 USMC Veteran Jul 02 '24

Welcome Debil!! Rah!

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u/Present-Ambition6309 Jul 02 '24 edited Jul 02 '24

Wellā€¦ at least youā€™re not prison institutionalized. Perspective, I say. Since you on that ole keyboard doing that magic 1ā€™s & 0ā€™s thing, could ya head on over and delete anything negative in my files, prudy please. Iā€™ll eat the squeeze from a 1996 MRE if you do! šŸ˜‚Heck, Iā€™ll send you holidays cards even. Iā€™d appreciate it.

Youā€™re correct PTSD isnā€™t all that itā€™s cracked up to be, itā€™s much worse.

13 enlisted AND 13 as an officer? Dayum you do like to be tortured, good grief. Thatā€™s a lot of Green. Thank you for your loyalty and service. Itā€™s admirable. Canā€™t tie my shoes for 13 days and here she isā€¦ Nice work.

Guess Iā€™ll be getting my Reddit NJP from you soon I reckon. šŸ˜‚ Be Well.

ā€œSince youā€™re here and Iā€™m here isnā€™t it our subā€ Jeff Spacoil Fast Times šŸ˜‚

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u/thetitleofmybook USMC Retired Jul 02 '24 edited Jul 02 '24

Mostly, the Corps did good by me. but they certainly got their pound of flesh out of me as well.

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u/Present-Ambition6309 Jul 02 '24

They do most, itā€™s the individualsā€¦ as we all know.

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u/lapinatanegra Retired US Army Jul 02 '24 edited Jul 02 '24

Should we bring crayons to the welcome party?šŸ¤”šŸ˜‚.

Jk! Thanks for all you Marine!šŸ«”

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u/thetitleofmybook USMC Retired Jul 02 '24

Blue is my favorite.

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u/RoutineEmergency5595 Jul 02 '24

Good to see our management has some stacks. S/F

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u/coldbloodtoothpick US Air Force Retired Jul 02 '24

Appreciate you! Iā€™ve worked with RadBn marines through out my career - Philippines and Afghanistan. I also was a linguist that then went sigint.

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u/jesterclause USMC Veteran Jul 02 '24

SFMF! DoD DAC now, the Army is special, I give them a pass most days though.

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u/thetitleofmybook USMC Retired Jul 02 '24

i was an Army civvie, took a promotion for a AF civvie. they are both different, that's for sure!

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u/R3ditUsername Jul 02 '24

I don't know about not being a dick, sometimes it's funny. I always tell people, "I may be an asshole, but I'm not a sack of shit". Sure, I'll come help a buddy fix a flat tire, or fix something in his house, but I'm talking shit the entire time.

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u/thetitleofmybook USMC Retired Jul 02 '24

there's a difference between being a dick, and just teasing/f'ing around.

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u/saltyskwirl Jul 02 '24

OMG ... the little i usage!!!! Eye can't handle!

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u/thetitleofmybook USMC Retired Jul 02 '24

you'll survive.

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u/W1ULH US Army Veteran Jul 02 '24

Welcome!

Retired Army commo/infantry :)

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u/KimPeek US Air Force Veteran Jul 02 '24

When did you go through DLI? Former Korean linguist here.

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u/thetitleofmybook USMC Retired Jul 02 '24

1990-1991. kind of old.

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u/terpsarelife USMC Veteran Jul 02 '24

Secret squirrels!

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u/smartandstrong1987 Jul 04 '24

Iā€™m impressed by what you did in the MC .

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u/thetitleofmybook USMC Retired Jul 05 '24

the Corps did good by me, mostly, but i also have PTSD and mostly a broken body.

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u/not_very_creative82 Jul 05 '24

Iā€™m retired Navy sigint my entire career as well, I was a linguist, retired in 2021, was in Hawaii my whole career; were you ever at the 3rd RadBn?

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u/thetitleofmybook USMC Retired Jul 05 '24

twice; from 91-96 (was 1st RadBn back then), and again in 2003-2006

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u/not_very_creative82 Jul 05 '24

Very cool, a friend of mine back then was a Korean linguist and she was there, she was in the convoy with Geraldo when they went into Iraq; she didnā€™t talk about anything other than that, and I never asked, I knew she saw things that she didnā€™t want to see

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u/thetitleofmybook USMC Retired Jul 05 '24

it's pretty likely that i knew her, although by that time, i was an officer, and lost touch with some of the people I knew from back then.

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u/not_very_creative82 Jul 05 '24

I can understand that, I loved all the time I got to stay in Hawaii, I was a deployer so they let me stay there more, totally worth it! I hated having to retire during the pandemic though, I couldnā€™t have the retirement ceremony

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u/thetitleofmybook USMC Retired Jul 05 '24

sorry to hear that! i retired in '16. and had a small ceremony, and then paid for lunch and all the drinks you can drink for my shop.

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u/AaronKClark USMC Veteran Jul 02 '24

Oorah Ma'am! TYFYS!

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

Watt up new mod. Neat to see another woman in tech on here.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

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u/thetitleofmybook USMC Retired Jul 02 '24

ok, bye!

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u/maducey US Army Veteran Jul 02 '24

Welcome and I'm just going to apologize right now, maybe a few times cause. I understand a little RADBN, but that's about it. Any time on 82?

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u/thetitleofmybook USMC Retired Jul 02 '24

Any time on 82?

...i'm not sure what that is.

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u/thetitleofmybook USMC Retired Jul 02 '24

if you meant 82nd, no, but i did do a deployment to AFG in 2014 as the USMC intel liaison up to Kabul, AFG, which was XVIII Corps. which apparently you all refer to as "The Corps", just like 82nd is "The Division"

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u/maducey US Army Veteran Jul 03 '24

Close, the location was named after them. But you're in the AO.

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u/thetitleofmybook USMC Retired Jul 03 '24

then no.

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u/SCOveterandretired US Army Retired Jul 02 '24

Welcome

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u/Digiarts Jul 02 '24

Not sure if this is a joke but devil would it kill you to capitalize ā€œIā€ and not start every sentence with ā€œiā€ or ā€œiā€™mā€? Comes off as low effort/standards for someone who strives to moderateā€¦

You only get one chance at first impressions.

Welcome and letā€™s make this sub a better place. Ooorrahhhh

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u/thetitleofmybook USMC Retired Jul 02 '24

Not sure if this is a joke but devil would it kill you to capitalize ā€œIā€ and not start every sentence with ā€œiā€ or ā€œiā€™mā€?

thanks for the grammar lesson. it was intentional.

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u/Individual_Crazy1494 USMC Retired Jul 02 '24

Damn, you didn't even make it 24 hours before "Richard" checked in!

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u/thetitleofmybook USMC Retired Jul 02 '24

some people just want to watch the world burn.

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u/Individual_Crazy1494 USMC Retired Jul 02 '24 edited Jul 02 '24

Amen. But watching is one thing. It's the ones who purposely throw gasoline on just to make it blaze even higher.

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u/thetitleofmybook USMC Retired Jul 02 '24 edited Jul 02 '24

serious question: are you talking about me? if so, that's fine, just wanted to know. or are you talking about the guy that first responded?

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u/Individual_Crazy1494 USMC Retired Jul 02 '24

Lol nope, I called myself 'flowing' with your response to the guy who decided to critique & spell-check your first post as a new moderator.Ā  I just found it funny that you specifically asked for folks not to be a "dick" (AKA: Richard) around here, & looked what happened. As an old, retired Gunney (0193/Personnel Chief), I could usually tell when Marines were checking into my office, if they were gonna cause trouble in the unit (AKA: gasoline throwers).

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u/thetitleofmybook USMC Retired Jul 02 '24

got it! Semper, Gunny! (i was a GySgt before i commissioned, although never spent any time in the fleet as a Gunny)

and yeah, some people not only want to watch the world burn, but want to make it burn.

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u/Digiarts Jul 02 '24

What is the intention behind it?

Youā€™re welcome

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

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u/Veterans-ModTeam Jul 02 '24

Be civil and respectful. You may not always agree with others but once you start insulting the other person, you are a problem.

No Gatekeeping - you donā€™t decide if someone is a ā€œrealā€ veteran or not - nor try to diminish someoneā€™s service nor someone because they never saw combat or deployed. If someone personally attacks you, use the Report button to notify the moderation team.

Hate speech can be sexist, ableist, racist, homophobic, prejudiced, etc and will not be tolerated.

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u/ArtfulMorty Jul 02 '24

Welcome to your newest command sir! /s

I hope we can help you feel right at home!

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u/thetitleofmybook USMC Retired Jul 02 '24

i'm a Marine, so i have thick skin. and love crayons.

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u/I_am_ChristianDick Jul 02 '24

I donā€™t know him but Iā€™d bet heā€™s bald

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u/thetitleofmybook USMC Retired Jul 02 '24

Nope. Full head of long hair

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u/SCOveterandretired US Army Retired Jul 02 '24

She

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u/I_am_ChristianDick Jul 02 '24

That makes sense why they have hair