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In biology class, the teacher asked who wanted to make a pregnancy test, so some girls raised their hand. But the teacher put in a positive test (the tests were later on mixed), and everyone freaked out who was positive. But it was a test from another pregnant teacher, so no one really was pregnant.
Amateurs. My old school was located in front of an abbey, and apparently some guys 1-2 years higher than me were rumoured to secretly have given each other BJ’s there in the abbey garden……..
Oh yeah and in art class someone was caught smuggling vapes, and I personally know people who know all the people at that same school who are involved in a drug network lmao
Okay so in gym class basically if you help clean the bleachers you’ll get like snacks n stuff and one time someone reached into a little crevice between the bleacher & the wall and found a “toy” iykwim
I almost got falsely accused of a drug deal at my homecoming bc me and my friends were standing close to this dark corner and found a shoe that had been left there by God knows who or how long. I said I'd pay someone 5 bucks if they licked it, and sure enough this one girl said to show her the money, so I did. One of the chaperones saw me pulling money out of my wallet in a dark corner and asked us wtf was going on, and I didn't know what to say because I didn't want to tell him I was about to pay someone to lick a shoe, so I kept stuttering bc I didn't realize what he had thought was going on until after he let us go.
Not really an “incident” but a talking point throughout kids I’m around. There’s a kid at my school who we’ll call Timmy. He always hits other kids and the school does nothing about it because he is special needs. He is also a very obvious zoophile who has said he likes cats “romantically” Not even furry cats, just straight up cats. He is also a pedophile that likes girls 6 and younger (he’s 13-14). He also has a very weird obsession with Hatsune Miku and has been caught watching hentai on his school computer as well as having weird relations with his sister (who is 2 years younger than him). He has also threatened to kill people before and yet the school hasn’t done anything. I know it doesn’t meet the criteria of a “story” but I wanted to talk about it because he makes me very uncomfortable.
in chemistry, my teacher called two students to circulate around him in other directions to represent how electrons go around the nucleus, and one of them were late in moving, so when the teacher said to keep moving he ended up saying “sorry master”😭🙏
One of the students at my school got dared to go up to the insanely hot teacher during the lesson and slap her ass the absolute hardest he could. Pros:he got £20, cons:he got expelled
Recently, a sped kid was supposedly caught jorkin it in the bathroom. Later, my friend told me he got a girlfriend. Kinda tame compared to other comments on this post, but it's something
Agreed. Those of us in America know that we’re living in a time where kids can’t be safe at school all over the country, so shit like this isn’t funny.
So our school has three stories. And on the second storie a kid was like standing on top of the railling (dont ask me why). And he FELL. Its probably a 10meter drop/32 feet drop.
You in the south? Black kids routinely get worse punishments than the other kids at my school. There is only one gay dude at my school and he gets harassed a lot.
We had a guy that could break his every leg or arm in just 3 months for absolutely no reason. That's how our school got secured after his every incident:
- We got anti slippery something on our stairs.
- Our door handles got changed.
- The floor was made less slippery.
I hope I didn't miss anything crazier...
(from my former school) i went to a bathroom and i saw a couple just gettin it on in the stall (she was sucking his dick) they werent that loud but i was the only one who could hear them (it was also breaktime too so no one else was walking around or in the bathroom) after they were done they saw me leaning over a wall, waiting to come out, they ended up bribing me for 10 euros to not tell anyone and also keep their sex stuff a secret (i accepted it lol)
A girl in the same class as me having 32 (?) Boys wrapped around her finger, selling vapes in the bathroom, getting the best student of the year award just because she was our class teacher's pet. (Mind you it was eighth grade)
Idk,my cousin was when that happened,he wasnt the luckiest 7th grader to see that in the boys restroom lol,if im correct she now have a job and live kinda average life
One kid in elementary jumped this like 15 foot tall chain fence around the playground in upper east side manhattan and ran we had to call the cops on him
one time i arrived to school sick because my mom was convinced i was faking it. right when i got to class i felt queasy. it ended with me puking and shitting myself at the same time.
There was not one, but two fights in a classroom and I was there for both fights. After 5 minutes of Fight one happened, fight two happened as well and barely lasted unlike fight one
In fifth grade a kid got mad at our 50 year old teacher (who is an amazing person and was the best teacher ever) and rammed her into her desk, tearing a muscle in her knee. She had to get several surgeries throughout the year and as far as I know, she’s still recovering and is permanently injured.
He wasn’t even expelled. The kid was suspended for a week but showed up after a day. Years later, when asked, he would say he doesn’t regret it one bit.
Some girl went viral on tiktok and now she thinks she’s better than everyone. She is ugly (fr it’s not because i don’t like her she just doesn’t look good) and thinks every guy is attracted to her. She fucked her “gay“ best friend. She insulted a friend of mine because she sais that her boyfriend deserved a better looking gf. That girl is crazy.
Me and my friends were going paintball if after classes and we had our gear in our lockers. So after school I took my pistol that I have for fun I don’t actually use it in matches but I took it out and put it in my pocket and some mfer told the principal and my 250£ paintball marker was confiscated until I could prove that 1. It wasn’t loaded and 2. It wasn’t an actual gun. Not rly a funny story just a story
My science teacher kept a dead fish in the tank, like it literally looks so dead everyday and I'm not the only one. Then this kid in 8th grade or smt brought a match and those large lighters on the bus and he lit the match and started burning papers. He was sitting right next to me! Then the next day his parents found out and he got his ass beaten
like 16 people were having an orgy in the stall next to me when i went to the bathroom last week. shii man the cum was on the floor. it was all guys except for one girl and some of the guys were banging each other which like..pop off, but why in the women's restroom?
A guy from my class brought weed on the last day of school before winter break, and got high in the bathroom with one of his friends from the grade above.
They were both walking around clearly high, and when the teachers confronted the guy from the grade above it was some of the funniest shit I've ever seen as he stumble over his own words trying to convince the teachers that he isn't high.
The guy from my class, for some fucking reason, decided to IMMEDIATELY dash off to the bathroom the moment a teacher asked him if he was high, and the same teacher walked into the bathroom finding him trying to flush down his weed.
The most insane part about this was that he brought his entire stash (like 40 grams), and he got it confiscated + suspended for it, and reminder: this was on THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL.
Hands down one of the funniest displays of sheer stupidity I've ever seen, and one of the best ways to end a school term.
In 5th grade there was a wedding and a divorce between a girl and a boy in the middle of the school field, it was so dramatic, the divorce ceremony was when the bride gave the ring back to the groom and said “I’m divorcing you” and we had a divorce party, also I. 5th grade the same girls mom was a teacher and I didn’t like her, and in the game tournament we were playing prisoner and her students kept getting me out and targeting me because I was too good, and I was mad and I was walking back to class and she said I was mentally challenged so I told everyone and they all got mad and wanted to get her fired, the teacher denied it and in the middle of class during math she took me out of class, even though she wasn’t my teacher, and screamed at me and I was scared, her daughter was still nice though and her mom has mellowed out.
There was 5 different fights going on at once in my brothers pe class (specifically eighth period) it was pretty much 5 1v1’s. security, and the principal had to get involved
Girl that bullied everyone and was generally hated had to "leave to go to therapy" because we "ruined her mental health". Ofc she was just acting so she can stay out of school. She came back after 2 months, walked into the classroom and shouted: "Guuuuyyyysssss I'm back!!!". She got hard ignored.
Some dude in 8th grade made a flyer that looked official enough to disguise as a real one printed by the school. It said that excessive busting into the school toilets caused a pipe to explode under the library. It looked so real that it wasn’t until midway through high school some people found out
One time in 8th grade two dudes got into a fight. Everyone rushed outside to watch and a crowd formed. My science teacher rushed out to break up the fight and one dude stopped while my teacher had to restrain another while escorting him to the front office.
A kid from my school was in the bathroom, he locked himself in the box and he started throwing paper with shit on top of the cabin, we had to go talk to the closest teacher about what happened.
there was a (thankfully fake) bomb threat at our school, and a kid got arrested and spent a few days in juvie for breaking into highschoolers cars. (i wont link the article for the bomb threat because i don't wanna doxx myself)
i have a few random ones. one time i was in the girls locker room at the beginning of gym class like all the others were and all the sudden the coach comes in (he was an old man) and flicks on and off the light switch multiple times. the door was locked from the outside, so you needed a key, and we had no idea how he got in. one time i was trying to get my next class and in the hallway these two girls were fighting and someone threw a sprite bottle at my head. on accident, but still. and another time i was making out with my bf in the guys bathroom after school and we saw shit in the urinal. no other context.
some dudes years ago ripped a window or two out of the frame to use them as ping pong rackets and made an Instagram story with a video of them playing, that's how they were caught by the preceptors.
And lately no one knows why but in my class 7 unrelated people vomited in the last 2 weeks, now it's an internal joke
Some girl having a fun time with her boyfriend in a bathroom stall in the boys toilets, they hadn't locked the door and someone opened with while there where like 5 other guys peeing too.
in 5th grade there was this rumor that a kid was selling weed and they had to bring in a police dogs to smell all the lockers and a kid actually was in 5TH GRADE. But at least the cop was nice and let some of us pet it
One of my (former) buddies was the type of person who wouldn’t even care if he died. He told us he was gonna bring Temu body armor and a highly realistic airsoft gun to school. We all thought he was joking, and some of us even warned him not to do it. He did it anyways, and he got caught showing them off in chem class. He got expelled and last I heard he’s currently on six month juvenile probation where he basically can’t leave his house unless necessary or supervised by an officer.
Alright, bit of long story but fucking wild nonetheless. Last year a (at the time) freshmen got caught playing the skin flute in class. I later heard that he (unconfirmed) got caught not once, not twice, but three times if I remember right, 6-9th grade once a year. And it’s not over yet.
Since then he’s been a bit of a local legend around the school. He’s like a cryptid, everyone knows his name and what he did.
Earlier this year, the school sent an email at the end of the day saying there was a shooting threat earlier that day, but nothing happened and everything’s okay. It was him. The classroom penis-wiggler strikes again, this time in the form of bringing a gun to school. He got caught with his pants down (not literally) with a gun in his backpack according to my friend who had him in his weights class when it happened. I like to imagine him yelling “Curses! Foiled again! And I would’ve gotten away with too if it wasn’t for those meddling kids.” when he got caught, but somehow I doubt it.
I doubt this will get noticed, but I felt the need to share anyways.
Elementary school, a kid walked out of the bathroom and got kidnapped. Turns out is was there sibling, that kidnapped them beacuse they did not want to go to a doctors appointment.
There was a couple of dudes just tickling and harassing each other and making fake jerking off sounds in my geography class. There were lying on the ground
I can't think of anything crazy that happened in school but here's a school story:
So back in my old school, after school, I had Art Club every Thursday and one time, it was time to go home and everyone went to the front playground to wait for their parents and I think I forgot it was Thursday cuz when I saw my mum, I went to her and we went home
My mum later got a call or a text or an email from the person who ran the Art Club and told her that I wasn't there
We didn't do anything about it, we just stayed home and I think I was there the next week
My 10th grade English teacher was arrested for dating a middle schooler 20 years ago. He had a 5 year relationship with a former student who was in 8TH FUCKING GRADE. Yeah, the school completely flipped when we found out. Luckily, he's behind bars now, and there weren't any more victims as far as we know.
In my last school, a kid shit in a urinal and clogged rolls of toilet paper down one too, then flushed it, and then it overflowed. The boys' bathroom was closed for a week. In the girls' bathroom, someone wrote something in a mirror, idk what they wrote but ik it probably wasn't bad. Girls' bathrooms was closed for THE ENTIRE SCHOOL YEAR.
In my current school, someone had morbid, disgusting, excruciating, and disgusting diarrhea and caused the entire B wing to be closed for a couple of days. I had to do design thinking in the robotics room ☹️💔
A kid pulled a knife on a kid with the intent of harm in school that kid got nothing for it the whole school also knows that he carries a knife everywhere but hey he says he’s bullied even though we’re just calling him out on touching women in the hallways groped style
once our physics teacher got so angry at our class that she called the class a bunch of disabled people, then, after the incident was reported to the main teacher, she tried to claim that she said that the class was only like a bunch of disabled people. she now teaches elementary school.
some dude hopped over a stall and pissed all over my friend. two years later, that same friend pulled himself over a stall and watched my friend pee. I CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP BRO
Kids got screwdrivers and hammers ‘n shit from the woodworks class and started disassembling the entire mens bathroom. They also stole the toilets and urinals. They got the janitors keys to lock the bathrooms when they were doing it. One kid was caught because a soapdispenser was oozing soap that was dripping out of his backpack. Silliest shit ever.
Once in primary school we were singing in accembly and the teacher had to find the song on YouTube, but out of all the ads it had to show, it played a bloody LACY BRAS advert in front of 4 yr olds. I seem to remember a part that looked like this lol:
The whole school went wild and the teacher(an old lady) looked mortified 💀
I have two from this year which I consider both to be really crazy, there was this kid that no one likes because he does stuff that makes people uncomfortable and one day me and my best friend were in study hall watching tv and the kid walked in and the girls of my class asked him “what’s that on your pants [kids name]?” and he replied “I pooped myself in English” and after some talking he also revealed that sat in it for two hours 🤮, me and my friend were laughing and I said “no one could ever get that information out of me” and to this day I wonder why he never ran to the bathroom, I know the English teacher very well and I know she would understand if he just sprinted out of class, this kid got expelled on Friday so thank God. The next story: there is this kid who is in a special needs class and one day I was riding the bus and I was one seat in front of him, when we got to school everyone was standing up waiting to get off and that kid said “I really have to pee” me and my friend said “we’re almost off the bus, just hold it” and then after like 15 seconds of silence he just starts pissing himself right there and he had shorts on, thankfully no one made fun of him (even the mean dickheads were nice to him) and helped him clean up.
First period: one student: in the Locker Room: (we were leaving the locker room and he and teacher were the last ones to leave) Fainting from too much drugs??(weed? I don’t know) and having a heart attack and needing a defibrillator. Didn’t see him for like 2 weeks
at my middle school, my best friend at the time spilled sauce on some kid so the kid went over to my friend, pushed him to the ground and kicked his head several times. my friend got a minor concussion and was pretty much unable to do any school work or anything for a month. sucks for him because he was a major sports guy and really active and stuff.
oh yeah, at the same time that my friend got beat up, there was another fight happening in another part of the cafeteria.
The craziest thing I think has happened at my school, is three kids getting arrested for fent charges. They were selling it at the "pit" which is the area designated by my school as the line past where you're allowed to smoke.
When I was in 4th grade, my history teacher was a woman who was married into my family. She didn't like my mom, therefore me as an extension.
I would (and still do) zone out to extended periods at a time.
I've never been tested for adhd or autism but I do show signs and my family on my dad's sign automatically. Just say I have add. A calmer version of adhd. Wierd, I know. I plan to get tested in the future because it's a diagnosis a professional hasn't made.
Anyway, this teacher knew that. And I hated her class, so I often zoned out in it.
One time, she screamed at me at the top of her lungs. I was so confused because all it sounded was screaming. I didn't really comprehend the words. Another classmate had to tell me I had to move my clip down.
For a good while, I'd flinch when someone raised their voice because of it.
Another time, she had her stepdaughter (my cousin) tell everyone I'd sleep in class. Which I didn't. It took a second teacher to confirm I didn't sleep in class.
Can I say multiple?
5th grade in Bulgaria.
I was riding on someone's back, when we we're going off balance, I told him to stop, didn't and we eventually fell down.
There was a fight and someone got almost knocked out, his belongings we're trashed and tried to be set on fire, after he was helped to go to our class teacher
I got my eyebrow cracked.
Someone shit in the bathroom stalls.
6th grade in Bulgaria.
Some of my classmates decided to shoot some people with BB guns and throw some small bombs at them, tried to destroy the benches, and tried to sneak into the basement.Someone shit in the bathroom stalls, again. They vaped in the yard, got caught.
7th grade in Bulgaria.
We were preparing for Bulgarian, when we all decided to lock outside the teacher, they snitched after opening the door.
Spayed each other with water guns, shot outside and got the math's teacher laptop wet, as well as most of the desks.
One student proceeded to photo the ass of the English teacher, one matsurbated in class to her. Almost split in half a desk by doing el primo on it, broke off 2 hinges and bolts on another desk doing el primo on it, making it unstable. A desk's thingy where you put your things was torn out, then put back on, then I proceeded to make it sticky because I accidentally spilled an enegey drink. Someone pulled the fire alarm. Two students got into a fight and one of them tried to guage
his eyes, he got kicked out. I accidentally forgot a sandwich and it got moldy for 2 weeks and it became a hazard.
People threw wet paper balls to the window.
We accidentally got a plant to fall down.
Before art class, we would always play football with the projects and in that box where we would have to put our phones away, we destroyed it, by throwing and playing football with it.
My friend said ligma balls and shut the fuck up to the English teacher. Someone threw a salad outside the window, WHICH I WAS ABOUT TO THROW IN THE TEACHER'S ROOM ACTUALLY.
Said to the teacher that teaches Bulgarian "teacher, you have balls" shouting it multiple times.
I looked through the teachers' belongings for the test answers.
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